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Amy Winehouse takes her nasty skin to see Blake in courtJune 3

Not one for arriving on time to visit her husband in prison, Amy Winehouse today spent more than an hour in court supporting her husband who faces charges of assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

The troubled star sat in the front row of the public gallery as Snaresbrook Crown Court, east London, and smiled lovingly at Blake Fielder-Civil, who smiled back at her from the dock.

Winehouse wore a short blue spotted dress in a clear effort to look smart for her husband’s trial, but the classy clothes failed to hide her alarmingly bad skin.

The singer’s ragged appearance shocked onlookers as she arrived at court.

During the hearing, she leaned forward with her arms crossed, listening intently to legal arguments ahead of Fielder-Civil’s trial.

Occasionally she played with the lower reaches of her famous beehive hairdo, and a silver chain around her neck, as she followed the proceedings.

At one point she mouthed ‘all right?’ at Fielder-Civil, who frequently smiled reassuringly at her.

On another occasion she patted the chair next to her and mouthed “come and sit here next to me”.

When the judge, David Radford, was giving his ruling on a point of legal argument, she looked at her husband and inclined her head questioningly towards the judge.

She was led into court by an usher, and sat alone in the front row of the gallery, twice moving to different seats.

Fielder-Civil, who was wearing a grey jacket, black polo shirt and blue jeans, was allowed to leave the dock briefly at one point when she was there to use the toilet.

At one point she took a paper with some writing on it out of her bag, and tore a piece off to give to a court official - presumably a message to be given to Fielder-Civil.

Winehouse left the court after 80 minutes, with legal arguments still continuing.

Outside the court, she was asked: “How’s Blake looking?” She replied: “As gorgeous as f ***. You seen him before?”

Fielder-Civil, 26, of Jeffrey’s Place, Camden, north London denies causing grievous bodily harm with intent to pub landlord James King of The White House, Risley Hall, Risley, Derbyshire.

He also denies an allegation that he conspired with his alleged victim to pervert the course of justice.

James Kennedy, 19, of Hatfield, Hertfordshire, is also accused over the case.

The legal argument is taking place ahead of an expected trial.

Winehouse is know for not turning up to the Pentonville prison where her husband is being held.

On many occasions the singer was unable to see her husband as she turned up late for her visitation.

On other occasions she did not even arrive at the prison.

Amy who was wearing a blue dress with the collar turned up tried to mask her scaly skin with make-up could have also been trying to cover up a loveb-bite that was spotted on the singer on Friday when she performed to a crowd of 9,000 in Portugal.

It was the first concert performance since she cancelled a series of gigs last November after her husband was first imprisoned.

Winehouse took to the stage with what appeared to be a love bite on her neck.

The mysterious body marking appeared to suggest Winehouse had received a souvenir from her visit to Fielder-Civil at Pentonville Prison in north London just hours before flying to the Portuguese capital.

During the gig, Winehouse made repeated references to her husband of one year.

As well as a heart-shaped ‘Blake’ tribute in her hair, Winehouse changed the lyrics of Cupid from ‘I love a girl who doesn’t know I exist’ to ‘I love a man you know who’s banged up in jail’.

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Amy Smart With Clothes On Needs A StylistMay 8

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Amy Smart was out and about in West Hollywood.

Looking very different to recent posts about her, she took the time to put more clothes on.

Will someone please give this girl a stylist.

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Nip Slip AmyMay 3

Amy Smart was kicking the ass of Mullet Man on the set of Crank 2.

Obviously he had tried to peek down her top.

You get to do the same, without the ass kicking.

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Quickies ReduxMay 3

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Peter Fonda in New York’s Central Park (4/30)

+ Mandy Moore has a dumpy ass [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Amy Smart Nipple Slip Kicks Ass [Egotastic!]
+ Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio without makeup [Just Jared]
+ Wikipedia confirms that Britney Spears is a crazy whore [F-Listed]
+ Dude from Nickelback banned from driving for a year [The Blemish]

+ I don’t know what Hilary did, but she is officially hot [Popoholic]
+ Bud Bundy parties with porn stars [Attuworld]
+ What a shock, Britney Spears trashed her rented mansion [Cele|bitchy]
+ Yoko Matsugane is stacked [Horny Oyster]
+ Britney blew $61 million last year [ICYDK]

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Jailed Amy Winehouse has new man waiting for her on the outsideApril 26

As we mentioned earlier today here, Amy Winehouse turned herself in for questioning and now has been arrested and thrown in jail today for allegedly headbutting and smacking some guy. The victim made the mistake of trying to help Wino, when she was blasted out of her mind.

Well, Wino has an adoring man waiting for her when she gets out on bail tonight. No, I’m not talking about Blake who is still incarcerated. The UK Sun reports that little Amy has been secretly dating Alex Haynes (pictured on the right) for about a month.

Alex is her manager’s assistant and friends say she’s fallen “head over heels in love.” A friend told the Sun:

“It is a relief that it’s finally out and they have everyone’s 100 per cent backing. Alex is a good boy. He doesn’t smoke or take drugs. He isn’t a big drinker. Amy has really fallen for him.�

Wino has allegedly tried to keep the affair a secret, because she doesn’t want Blake to find out. She’s afraid he will do something to himself in jail. But in fact at his arraignment today in court Blake seems to have a girlfriend of his own.

And that might be because Amy has already broken it off with her husband. She reportedly visited him in prison on Monday to end it for good. She called her financial advisers a couple of weeks ago to talk about how she’s going to protect her $20 million fortune. That was smart of her, if true.

This Alex dude guy looks completely normal, sane and sober. So what the heck is he doing with Wino? Perhaps Alex is star struck. But really what the heck does he do when Amy is on a bender with her junkie friends, like last night for example? I guess he bails her out and takes her home. I just answered my own question. We’ll see which world Wino chooses, drugs, jail and the likes of Blake? Or does she clean-up and keep a guy like Alex? I don’t think she can be in both worlds for too long.

Celebrity Birthdays, March 26March 26

Happy Birthday to:

“Atonement” star Keira Knightley 23,
“Just Friends” star Amy Smart 32,
Smashing Pumpkins guitarist James Iha 40,
country star Kenny Chesney 40,
“Dirty Dancing” actress Jennifer Grey 48,
Television host Leeza Gibbons 51,
Actor/comedian Martin Short 58,
R&B singer Teddy Pendergrass 58,
AeroSmith’s Steven Tyler 60,
Singer Diana Ross 64,
Actor James Caan is 68,
Actor Alan Arkin is 74,
Actor Leonard Nimoy is 77,

HEALTH SCARE AT ASHTON’S BIRTHDAY PARTYFebruary 22

A major health scare surrounding Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party has A-list celebrities running scared - and being told they must be tested for hepatitis.

A waitress at the Feb. 7 party at New York club Socialista tested positive for hepatitis A, a source at the New York Board of Health confirms to Star.

“A report will go out tomorrow that everyone who was at the club at Feb. 7, 8 and 11 will need to be tested,” says the source. Madonna, Kate Hudson, Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu, Liv Tyler, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart celebrated with Ashton and his wife Demi Moore.

Other guests included Salma Hayek and her husband, Lake Bell, Molly Sims, Amy Smart, Ivanka Trump, Parker Posey, Ali Larter, stylist Rachel Zoe, and designer Roberto Cavalli.

A health screening has been set for clubgoers on Friday.

Ashton’s rep Ruth Bernstein tells Star, “This is news to me. I’m going to look into it and get back to you.

Lindsay Price & David Tisch Are Dating!February 14

IT WAS love at first sight at the Cynthia Rowley fashion show last Thursday - one week before Valentine’s Day - when “Lipstick Jungle” actress Lindsay Price met dashing David Tisch, of LSV Advisors. The two have been dating ever since. Others in the front row who saw the sparks fly: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Parker Posey, Amy Smart, Alan Cumming, Kim Raver, Aisha Tyler, Martha Plimpton and Tom Sachs.

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Britney Spears is Really SmartAugust 22

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Britney Spears has left executives at her label, Jive Records, stunned after she backed out of a Timbaland produced duet with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. The song, which the label hoped would serve as the comeback Britney is looking for, was to be performed at this years VMA’s. Sources can offer no explanation other than Britney Spears is a fucking retard:

“Timbaland set aside a week out of his crazy schedule to do this - and then, just before she was supposed to fly out, Britney abruptly canceled the session and refused to do the song. “It’s crazy,” the insider added. “She’s looking for a comeback, and this would have not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away.” Another insider said, “Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she’s done enough work . . . She’s an easy target right now, because she’s . . . sick. People like her are sick. It’s like an anorexic who’s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It’s sad because what she’s got - and we’ve heard it’s like bipolar disorder - can easily be treated with medication, but she won’t do it.”

Of course Britney was going to fuck this up. It’s Britney. She’s probably recorded 12 songs about cigarettes and pie. And Slim Jims. It’s pretty safe to say that I’d rather listen to firetrucks at an orphanage than anything on this idiot’s album.

Britney driving in LA without her wig, makeup, or sanity:

Britney needs to put her wig back onAnd makeupSeriously, just drive away bitch

Britney’s comeback will probably look a little something like this.

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Anna Kournikova bikini slip because its summertimeAugust 15

Yep its summer. I’m drunk and I stopped watching Extra and Access Hollywood. I have no idea what’s going on with Britney, Lindsay or Paris. And I don’t give a shit. Pop culture has become so blase to me that I won’t even stop to put the accent ague on it. Paris is out of jail, Lindsay is in rehab, Amy Winehouse is in rehab, Angelina wants a new baby. Brains = blown out of skull.

Here are some old candids of Anna Kournikova’s Eastern bloc beaver. Pass the hot sauce tovarisch.

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Scarlett Johansson Is A No ShowApril 24

Scarlett Johansson didn’t show as expected last night at the Vanity Fair- and Dior-sponsored Free Arts NYC event at Milk Studios hosted by her friend, Amy Sacco. Maybe she’s still smarting from the fall she took Sunday morning, when she stumbled while running to her car with a coat over her head trying to avoid paparazzi. Johansson partied all night after hosting “Saturday Night Live,” first at McCormick & Schmick’s and then at Azza. Though event publicists said Johansson “cancelled her appearance,” her rep told Page Six, “Scarlett never agreed to co-host the Free Arts NYC event and was never scheduled to attend.”

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Better than Sanjaya’s Sister is An American IdolMarch 28

Shyamali Malakar is my American Idol.

Actually she has two big ole American Idols right up front, right where the they should be. Sanjaya actually didn’t do that poorly last night so I voted for him again because he’s so pretty, but mostly because I want his sister to keep showing and doing what she’s doing in that top image. (Video here). I’ve never dated an Indian girl (I have pow-wowed with a Native American), but top back-handed racists agree that Indian girls are hot, and mostly virgins because they’ll be thrown into a fiery pit, otherwise. I saw that on Law & Order, and that shit is ripped from the headlines. True story. Anyway, Shayamali has a MySpace and I hope she’ll be adding me as her friend. I’d hate to have to tell her dad she’s a Hooter’s girl and get her in trouble. More Shyamali (my favorite is the Goodbye Girl pose) and LINKS!

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Why certain NBA Greats didn’t win a RingJanuary 14

Witty and sarcastic Charley Rosen of Fox Sports was asked by a reader to give his reasons on why certain NBA Greats or Near-Greats never won a NBA Championship. Here is what he had to say about these players.

Charles Barkley — because he rarely played defense, and wasn’t always in tip-top shape.
Elgin Baylor — because he never played defense and never practiced hard.
George Gervin — because he never played a lick of defense and was marshmallow-soft.
Max Zaslofsky — because he would rather score 20 and lose, than score 10 and win.
Gus Johnson — because the Knicks had more heart and were smarter than the Bullets.
Artis Gilmore — because he never used his full strength, wasn’t mean enough, and was marginally clumsy.
Richie Guerin — because he spent his best seasons with the hapless Knicks.
Walt Bellamy — because he was lazy and defenseless.
Patrick Ewing — because he was dim-witted, and a dud in the clutch.
Connie Hawkins — because he was an atrocious defender, couldn’t shoot and lacked an overriding desire to play the game.
Haywood Spencer — because he didn’t want to play defense, and was useless whenever a game was on the line.
Bob Lanier — because he didn’t defend and couldn’t move without the ball in his hands.
Karl Malone — because he could be counted on to choke in the clutch.
Pete Maravich — because he was more of a circus act than a bona-fide player.
George McGinnis — because he had a billion-dollar body and a two-dollar heart.
Reggie Miller — because he didn’t play serious defense and was an overrated clutch shooter (making most of his game-winners against the high-profile Knicks).
Chris Mullin — because he was too slow, couldn’t guard, and couldn’t handle.
Calvin Murphy — because he couldn’t play defense, and rarely scored easy baskets.
Glen Rice — because he selfishly wanted only to post-up or shoot baseline jumpers. John Stockton — because he was compelled to play with Karl Malone.
Dominique Wilkins — because he played no defense, and was even more likely to turn the ball over than to throw an assist pass.
Allen Iverson — because he’s a shoot-first-last-and-always player.
Paul Pierce — because he doesn’t come to play every night.
Vince Carter — because he makes too many mistakes when a ball game is up for grabs.
Kevin Garnett — because his game is too lightweight.

Dave Bing, Lou Hudson, Sidney Moncrief, George Yardley,
Bernard King, Jack Twyman, and Nate Thurmond — because they were always on the
wrong team at the wrong time.

via BumpSports.com


McDreamy on LifeJanuary 12

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Patrick Dempsey talks to Life about life Mollygood
Jessica Alba changes a life Cityrag
Is Suri Cruise in danger? BricksandStones
Madonna next on Trump’s hitlist? Hollyscoop
Win a Gwen Stefani goody bag! Popbytes
Tori Spelling pregnant, we’ll be kind Imnotobsessed
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Nicole Richie in a bikini TheSkinnyWebsite
Vince Vaughn looks dead Smart
Did Jennifer Aniston get implants? Derek Hail

Lunch with Amy SmartDecember 30

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Amy Smart at the Battle of Shaker Heights premiere

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