August in bikinisAugust 30

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August 30, 2008 at 7:05 am | main | No comment

Quickies ReduxApril 26

Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber leaving a friend’s home in L.A. (4/24)

+ Two words I don’t want to see together: “Pink” and “Hard Nipples” [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Keeley Hazell “Topless” Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow starring in Gladiator II [Just Jared]
+ Mariah Carey squeezed into a short pink dress [F-Listed]
+ Amy Winehouse is worth $20 million!?! [The Blemish]
+ Emmanuelle Chriqui is a piece of ass [Popoholic]

+ Max Payne is coming to the big screen [Attuworld]
+ Empire State Building to be lit up in pastels in honor of Mariah Carey [Cele|bitchy]
+ Tricia Helfer does FHM UK [Horny Oyster]
+ Matt Damon is selling all his baby’s crap [ICYDK]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

April 26, 2008 at 7:30 am | main | No comment

Lunch with Cindy CrawfordApril 2

Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford at the premiere of Leatherheads at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (3/31)

[WENN, Getty, BauerGriffinOnline]

April 2, 2008 at 3:00 am | main | No comment

Quickies ReduxMarch 18

Cindy Crawford at LAX airport (3/15)

+ Pam Anderson has a magic vagina (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mischa Barton Nude Video from Closing the Ring [Egotastic!]
+ The first pics of Britney Spears guest starring on How I Met Your Mother [Just Jared]
+ J.Lo’s ass circa 2007 [Lossip]
+ Kristin Davis from Sex and the City has a sex tape? [F-Listed]

+ Is Sophie Monk hot or not? [Derek Hail]
+ Reporter vs. Sledder . . . the coolest thing you’ll watch all day [Horny Oyster]
+ Top 11 worst sports uniforms of all time [Attuworld]
+ Britney Spears ordered to pay K-Fed’s $375k legal bill [ICYDK]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

March 18, 2008 at 7:30 am | main | No comment

Cindy Crawford is better than youMarch 15

Cindy Crawford is rich, bitch

Cindy Crawford’s beachfront home in Malibu.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you� is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

[BauerGriffinOnline]

March 15, 2008 at 3:30 am | main | No comment

Cindy Crawford is better than youMarch 15

Cindy Crawford is rich, bitch

Cindy Crawford’s beachfront home in Malibu.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you� is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

[BauerGriffinOnline]

March 15, 2008 at 3:30 am | main | No comment

Boy or girl?March 12

Cindy Crawford’s kid at a benefit in West Hollywood (3/9)

If you know the answer to this, you’re somehow related to Cindy Crawford.

[Splash News]

March 12, 2008 at 3:15 am | main | No comment

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Body Has Gone Through Radical TransformationsJanuary 9

Skinny Website: Lipo? Boob job? Tummy tuck? What in the world has J-Love done to her body!

Yeeeah: Amy Winehouse’s husband is genius, making booze out of rotting stuff in jail.

SeriouslyOMG: Katie Holmes learns addition by subtraction.

INO: Cindy Crawford does a new cover and it’s pretty hot.

GolfNow: Some hot ass Golf Channel anchor is in trouble.

CelebWarship: The girlfriend of the French President in a bikini. He’s shirtless for all you freaks into fat guys.

Wendy Wayrad: Courtney Love has hot ass dreams.

POTP: Rihanna in a really really really tight LBD.

January 9, 2008 at 10:12 am | main | No comment

Top 10 Bikini Pics of 2007December 29

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10. Gemma Atkinson in Thailand

9. Cindy Crawford in Hawaii

8. Brooke Burke in Mexico

7. Carmen Electra in Malibu

6. Kristin Cavallari in Malibu

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CLICK HERE to check out the Top 5 after the jump…

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December 29, 2007 at 10:00 am | main | No comment

Celebrities Unite This Holiday Season For The Darfur CrisisDecember 10

Cindy Crawford and Keisha Whitaker

Cindy Crawford, Forest Whitaker, Keisha Whitaker and Lisa Rinna

Fran Drescher

Heather Graham

December 10, 2007 at 9:15 am | main | No comment

QuickiesNovember 28

Hayden Panettiere out and about in L.A. (11/27)

+ Catrinel Menghia is the hottest chick you’ve never heard of [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs are Back [Egotastic!]
+ The real Chuck Norris would never wear a fanny pack. Impostor! [College Humor]
+ Mario Lopez is banging Eva Longoria, right? [Bastardly]
+ Classic 1989 Cindy Crawford catalog. She looks the same today [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Johnny Depp is a firm believer in layers [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ And the winner of Dancing with the Stars is . . . [Dlisted]
+ The 12 massive DVD box sets you need to own [Maxim]
+ Vanessa Hudgens hooks a homeless dude up with $20 [ICYDK]

+ “Ever had a large tube of ice pushed up your rectum?” [F-Listed]
+ Usher’s chick popped [The Evil Beet]
+ Emeril’s leaving the Food Network [Best Week Ever]
+ Vanessa Hudgens’ sister is off to a fast start [NinjaDude]

November 28, 2007 at 10:30 pm | main | No comment

QuickiesNovember 27

Lindsay Lohan out and about in L.A. (11/26)

+ I can see Kim Kardashian’s ass crack [Bastardly]

+ Group makes fun of Ashlee Simpson; Pete Wentz is pissed [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Tony Romo is banging Jessica Simpson again [Dlisted]
+ More Cindy Crawford bikini pics for your enjoyment [Drunken Stepfather]
+ In case you missed it: Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]

+ Kristen Bell has really dumb sunglasses [Just Jared]
+ Hottest film critic EVER reviews Live Free of Die Hard [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Not quite Jessica Simpson but I’d still do him [College Humor]
+ Stephen King calls Britney Spears trailer trash [Cele|bitchy]

+ Kimora Lee Simmons tried to scam Macy’s [ICYDK]
+ Dolly Parton is starting to look like an alien [CityRag]
+ Hayden Panettiere dating a new dude? [Derek Hail]
+ Julia Roberts disses Angelina Jolie [The Blemish]

November 27, 2007 at 10:30 pm | main | No comment

Cindy Crawford wore a bikiniNovember 27

Cindy Crawford in Hawaii (11/24)

Cindy Crawford is 41 and looks like this. But don’t feel bad ladies, use this picture as motivation. Join that gym you always drive by on the way to work, develop that eating disorder you’ve always heard about. The important thing is you have to do something. Or your husband will leave you. He told me. Even called you a fatty. Kind of a dick that guy.

CLICK HERE for 19 more pics of Cindy Crawford after the jump…

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November 27, 2007 at 12:20 am | main | No comment

Quickies ReduxNovember 24

David Beckham celebrating the 2nd year anniversary of The David Beckham Academy in London (11/22)

+ Some nice Cindy Crawford bikini pics for your enjoyment [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lucy Pinder Topless Video from Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Nicole Richie helps the homeless on Thanksgiving [Just Jared]
+ Another Britney Spears upskirt for your non-enjoyment [F-Listed]

+ Here’s what Disneyland’s Space Mountain looks like with the lights on [Attuworld]
+ Girl’s Gone Wild dude abused in prison? [Cele|bitchy]
+ I want this woman. Bad. [Horny Oyster]
+ Celebrity chef disses Angelina’s kids [The Blemish]

November 24, 2007 at 8:15 am | main | No comment

Cindy Crawford in BikiniNovember 23

Cindy Crawford in black bikini some where in a Hawaii beach. She still look so hot after all these years. Nice butt…. : )… and, was she selling water at the beach? lol

November 23, 2007 at 8:12 pm | main | No comment

Cindy Crawford still looks great in a bikiniNovember 22

Cindy Crawford is taking a vacation in Hawaii this holiday weekend and she still looks great in a bikini.  Cindy, 41, and hubby Rande Gerber, 45, walked the beautiful beaches of Hawaii yesterday.  Cindy never seems to be empty handed!

November 22, 2007 at 10:18 pm | main | No comment

Thursday’s BackwashOctober 25

Ahhh…Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon Are Cute - Girls Talkin Smack

Danielle Lloyd Yellow Bikini Pictures - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

How Did Fredricks Of Hollywood Get All These Celebrities? - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

We Think Zac Efron Hates Vanessa Hudgens…He Looks Miserable - Ninja Dude 

Scarlett Johansson Gives Ryan Reynolds The Creepiest Gift Ever - The Blemish

P. Diddy Hawkin’ Vodka - Bumpshack

Keanu Reeves Has A 20 Year Old Girlfriend - Gabby Babble 

Cindy Crawford Pisses Off PETA - Derek Hail 

Are We The Only Ones That Think Hillary Duff Looks Awful In New Movie? - Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Elle Degeneres and Portia de Rossi Splitting Up? - Celebrity Smack 

Maxim Magazine Says Sara Jessica Parker Is Not Sexy - Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Only For The Very Brave: Makosi Mumbast (Big Brother UK) Topless Bikini Candids - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site) 

October 25, 2007 at 10:56 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

QuickiesOctober 11

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden at the Sydney airport on Wednesday

+ Gemma Atkinson’s 2008 bikini calendar [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Vince Vaughn banging Jennifer Aniston again? [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Britney loves her dog more than her kids [Dlisted]
+ Jessica Alba in frilly granny panties. She’s still hot! [College Humor]
+ Scarlett Johansson Pictures from Elle Magazine [Egotastic!]

+ BREAKING! Sophia Bush wants Pinkberry [Bastardly]
+ Cindy Crawford is still hot [Drunken Stepfather]
+ What celebrities write blogs? [CityRag]
+ Nick Hogan should be charged with manslaughter if this guy dies [Cele|bitchy]

+ Janice Dickinson goes under the knife yet again [ICYDK]
+ “Midgets, Manskanks and Thugs, Oh My!� [Pajiba]
+ Charlie Sheen used to have a $6,000 sex doll [The Blemish]
+ Victoria Beckham looking more plastic than usual [Derek Hail]

October 11, 2007 at 5:30 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Cindy Crawford - 4th Annual Hollywood Style Awards in Los AngelesOctober 8

Cindy Crawford looking as hot as ever

We should all age so well

October 8, 2007 at 7:22 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

P.S.September 11

Does anyone else wonder why Paris doesn’t get her wonky eye fixed? She has the money…and it’s not really a Cindy Crawford mole, if you know what we mean…

September 11, 2007 at 7:06 am | Uncategorized | No comment

Cindy Crawford Topless PicsJuly 31

Here is Cindy Crawford getting a little sun on her recent vacation in St. Tropez. Fortunately for us, the paparazzi was there to document the event….

Many more pictures of Cindy Crawford topless and in her bikini after the jump.

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July 31, 2007 at 6:39 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Britney Spears…the hell?July 31

Nice thong, dude. Anything you wanted to tell us? These pictures of Britney Spears and those other two sexy honies were taken just before Britney’s brain shit the bed and she shaved her head back in February. It’s supposed to be in the back of a Club in NYC, but but for some reason that club looks like Abu Graib.

Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process. (Sun)

It’s always nice to see that even really, really, really slutty girls can manage to get the cigarette worked into a the picture somehow. Touch O’ Class. One more shot of Brit and Fudgey (that’s my nickname for him. It sounds racist but it’s not really. If he were white I would have called him CreamPie. Or if he were Asian I would have called him Rubbery. Or if he was Jewish, he would be Knish. Wait. Okay, that is a little racist but only in a nice way.)

Links is you made it this far:

• Britney Spears is still crazy. No really. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cindy Crawford Topless. Nothing but her mole, dude. Sweet. (Yeeeah)
• Lauren Conrad and sme dude who knows who she is. (IBBB)
• Britney and KFED are divorced. Legally. (Jossip)
• Jenna Elfman named her kid after an imperative sentence. (Allie)
• Ali Larter at Comic-Con. Thanks for the invite. (Bastardly)
• Faith Hill gets all up in some chicks face for grabbibg Tim McGraw’s sack. (BumpShack)

July 31, 2007 at 4:53 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Britney Spears swims in her underwear, yawn.July 20

Britney Spears in her unnapants and brawl at the swimmin’ hole with some random chick. This is only salient because Britney is apparently shooting a new video. Somewhere. Here’s what one of her highly educated backup dancers had to say on her MySpace page.

Today on her blog, the dancer wrote an entry entitled “BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO” which stated “SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!” (source)

So here’s Britney Spears swimming in her bra and panties and frolicking with a girl with a hot body. Are you surprised? Nothing she does surprises me anymore.  She drove right past Crazy on Highway WTF? a long time ago. You what’s not crazy? Girl on girl action. That’s why this all girl underwear swim excursion is very close to being hot. I actually thought the girl with the rockin bod in the white bikini was Elisha Cuthbert at first and was about to rub one out, but then I saw the rest of the pictures and was sad. Ok, maybe I still rubbed one out. Whatever, judger. Britney and this chick would be perfect for some menage a trois action because they are both a kinda hot and kinda busted up and that’s usually how it goes with threesomes isn’t it?

Links if you made it this far.

• Justin Timberlake likes the salty pulled meat. (Yeeeah)
• Jodie Sweetin and her huge rack got married. (IBBB)
• Jessica Simpson goes to boot camp. Chicks look hot in camo. True story. (Allie)
• Courtney Love, grammarian. (Holy Candy)
• Rosario Dawson may be a lesbian. I gotta go. (City rag)
• Jessica Alba is a true example of poise and elegance. And she’s got a great rack. (Ninja Dude)
• Cindy Crawford, red hot MILF. (DS)
• Bathroom mirrors were invented for topless self-portraits. (College Humor)
• Britney Daniel is still alive and still hot. (Glunp)
• Scientologist orgy planned by the Cruises. Bring your mask and cloak. (Bricks and Stones)
• Britney Snow looking hot and all grow’d up. (Bastardly)

July 20, 2007 at 4:54 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Thursday BackwashJuly 19

What Happened To Victoria Beckhams Legs? - Gabby Babble

Nick Nolte Still Drunk - City Rag

Cindy Crawford Is Still Hot - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Brooke Burke Still Hot After Baby - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton Has A New Boyfriend - Into Gossip

Justin Timberlake’s New Joint - Girls Talkin Smack

Suge Knight Eats Kevin Connelly - Ninja Dude 

Everybody Hates Paris Hilton - The Blemish

Kirsten Dunst Needs A Stylist - Bumpshack

Courtney Love Flips Off Paris Hilton ..Brilliant! - Celebrity Smack 

Victoria Beckham Wants To Know What You Thought About Her Show - Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

July 19, 2007 at 9:06 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Thursday BackwashJune 7

Can You Guess Who The Supermodel Sans Make-Up? - Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Marilyn Manson Thinks Everyone Wants To Be Him - Celebrity Smack

Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth Take The Hello Kiss A Step Further- Jordan Is Your Homeboy

So Now We Know Kate Hudson Doesn’t Wear a Bra - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Rhianna Giant Magazine Photos - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

Victoria Beckham Has No Business At Fashion Week - Into Gossip

Kate Bosworth Is Pretty Again - Girls Talkin Smack 

Kirsten Dunst Turns Frumpy - Ninja Dude

Get Naked With Angelina Jolie - Derek Hail

Gisele Bundchen Talks Abortion - The Blemish

Why Was Victoria Beckham Named Woman Of The Year? - Bumpshack

Keanu Reeves Not So Hot These Days - Gabby Babble

June 7, 2007 at 11:47 am | Uncategorized | No comment

The Top 20 Best Porn Star NamesApril 13

Wendy Whoopers
The only thing more amusing than a porn flick is the name of some of the porn stars (otherwise known as actresses). My number one name is Flick Shagwell. Sindee Coxx, B.B. Gunns and Cherry Poppens are also very clever as well. I am sure there were many left out, but below is my top twenty and at the very bottom is a list of some honorable mentions.

1. Flick Shagwell
2. Cherry Poppens
3. B.B. Gunns
4. Mia Banggs
5. Wendy Whoopers
6. Sindee Coxx
7. Kayla Kleevage
8. Summer Cummings
9. Gail Force
10. Nadia Nice
11. Jewel De’Nyle
12. April Flowers
13. Jordan McKnight
14. Candy Barr
15. Maxi Mounds
16. Renee Pornero
17. Cherry Rain
18. Kikki Daire
19. Anais Alexander
20. Christy Canyon

Here is a look at some other great names of Porn Stars

Sunrise Adams, Anais Alexander, Eva Angelina, Charlene Aspen, Ebony Ayes, Mia Banggs, Lanny Barbie, Candy Barr, Belladonna, Dru Berrymore, Brooke Biggs, Alektra Blue, Jezebelle Bond, Veronica Brazil, Christy Canyon, Mary Carey, Charlie, Chelsea Charms, Chanel Chavez, Allysin Chaynes, Cherie, Nena Cherry, Anastasia Christ, Carol Cox, Sindee Coxx, Cindy Crawford, Summer Cummings, Courtney Cummz, Deja Daire, Kikki Daire, Stormy Daniels, Misty Dawn, Monique Demoan, Jewel De’Nyle, Angela Devi, Nikki Dial, Debi Diamond, Teri Driver, Deena Duos, Lacey Duvalle, Envy, Kim Eternity, Angella Faith, Jeanna Fine, Jada Fire, Flame, Penny Flame, April Flowers, Gail Force, Shyla Foxxx, Gauge, B.B. Gunns, Haven, Autumn Haze, Jenna Jameson, Ginger Jolie, Jessica Jaymes, Jordan McKnight, Kayla Kleevage, Nikki Knights, Ice La Fox, Sunny Lane, Jacklyn Lick, Lisa Lipps, Lola Lane, Traci Lords, Shy Love, Bunny Luv, Candy Manson, Constance Money, Chessie Moore, Maxi Mounds, Kristi Mist, Kitten Natividad, Alexandra Nice, Nadia Nyce, Olivia O’Lovely, Tera Patcrick, Pebbles, Joselyn Pink, Cherry Poppens, Renee Pornero, Moana Pozzi, Cherry Rain, Harmony Rose, Silvia Saint, Flick Shagwell, Nicole Sheridan, Lisa Sparxxx, Aspen Stevens, Aimee Sweet, Wendy Whoppers, Honey Wilder, Kim Wylde

Flick Shagwell

April 13, 2007 at 10:12 am | Uncategorized | No comment