Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were among the high-profile guests at Ellen DeGeneres’s 50th birthday bash in Southern California over the weekend.
The party, held on the Warner Bros. lot in Burbank (where DeGeneres is now taping her show, after having moved from the nearby NBC studios), was set up like a carnival – complete with 10-ft. elephant topiaries, a Ferris wheel, bumper cars, carousel, dunk tank and stilt-walkers.
Others who helped the talk-show host celebrate her landmark – which was actually back on Jan. 26 – included the Jonas Brothers, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, David and Courtney Cox Arquette, T.R. Knight, and Tom Hanks with wife Rita Wilson.
For entertainment, Pink sang several of her hits, the dance crew ACDC performed and DJ Samantha Ronson spun tunes as guests hit the dance floor.
Snacks included red velvet cupcakes, Pinkberry yogurt, sushi and a dim sum buffet.
DeGeneres, who was accompanied by girlfriend Portia de Rossi, will share clips of the celebration on her TV show set to air Friday, May 16.
+ Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are dating again? [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Michael Jackon’s Neverland Ranch is getting foreclosed on [Dlisted]
+ The five hottest American Idol girls of 2008 [Maxim]
+ Naomi Campbell taken to a hospital in Brazil [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Euphemism for shitting yourself are damn funny [Double Viking]
+ You, too, can look and smell like Amy Winehouse! [F-Listed]
+ Rachel Bilson’s denim ass is back! [NinjaDude]
+ Rachel Bilson is super paranoid about upskirt pics [Bricks and Stones]
Jennifer Aniston in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (12/29)
Jennifer Aniston’s friends really want to see her get some ass. During their recent New Year’s vacation in Mexico, Tobey Maguire and his new wife tried to set up the actress with Kevin Connolly (the dork from Entourage). An insider told In Touch Weekly:
“Tobey and his wife knew it was a long shot but think they could have made a love connection. Physically, Kevin is not Jen’s type. She usually goes for taller guys. But Jen likes guys who can make her laugh, and Kevin kept her in stitches during the trip.” (Source)
What’s with older hot chicks and short funny guys these days? You’ve got David Arquette and Courtney Cox; David Spade and Heather Locklear (on again/off again); Dennis Kucinich* and his wife; and now Kevin Connolly and Jennifer Aniston. Short guys are supposed to be laughed at and dunked on, not envied. Remind me when I die to come back reincarnated as Verne Troyer. That dude gets all the ladies . . . and free diapers.
Well not really. But she did get sent to the hospital this morning for being under the influence of something. I’m inclined to believe she is under the influence of Cheetoe dust and fried cake. Here’s what TMZ had to say:
Once in the ambulance, paramedics can be seen trying to strap her legs down before taking off.
We’re told Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a “medical hold” — essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an “unknown substance.”
Cops were called to the popnightmare’s home in Beverly Hills this evening, after she reportedly refused to return custody of her two kids to their father’s bodyguard. Oh, the insanity of it all!
Can’t someone just hit her on the head with a hammer? Why is this taking so long? She’s walks pretty slow. You could just leave a Starbucks Mochachino in the parking lot of a 7-11 and wait behind the dumpster. Like we did in Iraq. Oil Rulez!
+ Kimberly Stewart got a makeover [Bastardly]
+ Some more Leelee Sobieski bikini pics for ya’ [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan had to be drinking over New Years, right? [CityRag]
+ Tyra Banks served McDonalds at her Christmas staff party [Cele|bitchy]
+ DJ AM was a crackhead [ICYDK]
+ When people smarter than you write about television: The Year in Review [Pajiba]
+ Lily Allen takes it up the ass [The Blemish]
+ Jessica Simpson is coming out with a country album [Derek Hail]
+ Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions. Pretty funny [Just Jared]
+ Aria Giovanni is rather hot (NSFW) [Attuworld]
+ Jamie Lynn’s baby is due March 7 [Cele|bitchy]
+ Dick Clark needs to retire [Horny Oyster]
David Arquette is over having Jennifer Aniston hanging around him and hist wife like a barnacle on a rock.
Things have got so bad with her clingyness that he has reportedly told wife Courtney Cox, that it is either him or Jennifer.
Courtney has been doing the best bud thing in helping Jennifer through first her marriage breakup from Brad Pitt and then more recently her split from Vince Vaughn. (more…)
Courtney Cox with hubby DavidArquette, hosted the Kinerase Skincare Celebration on the Pier to benefit the EV Medical Research Foundation, on September 29
Kate Beckinsale looking like she is having fun …
 Roselyn Sanchez looking pretty hot, don’t you think?
Courtney Cox has spoken of the time she spent at a British newspaper researching her role as a tabloid editor for her TV show, Dirt. The actress was disturbed when she discovered how closely the paps follow her every move. She told reporters: "[An editor] said, 'Courteney, do you want to see what you've been doing for the past couple of weeks while you've been in Europe?' Then he showed me pictures from the week before, when I had been in Sardinia, pictures of when I left the London hotel I was staying in half an hour before, pictures of me in my car, pictures of me arriving at The Sun. Even a shot of me opening the door to The Sun five minutes earlier."
July 12, 2007 at 3:21 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Wendy Whoopers
The only thing more amusing than a porn flick is the name of some of the porn stars (otherwise known as actresses). My number one name is Flick Shagwell. Sindee Coxx, B.B. Gunns and Cherry Poppens are also very clever as well. I am sure there were many left out, but below is my top twenty and at the very bottom is a list of some honorable mentions.
Flick Shagwell
Cherry Poppens
B.B. Gunns
Mia Banggs
Wendy Whoopers
Sindee Coxx
Kayla Kleevage
Summer Cummings
Gail Force
Nadia Nice
Jewel De’Nyle
April Flowers
Jordan McKnight
Candy Barr
Maxi Mounds
Renee Pornero
Cherry Rain
Kikki Daire
Anais Alexander
Christy Canyon
Here is a look at some other great names of Porn Stars
Jennifer Aniston did a great job on Dirt last night showing all of America why exactly Brad Pitt left her. In the most over-hyped lesbian kiss of all-time former Friends co-stars Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston locked lips. I have cousins that kiss better than this. No wonder Brad left her for Angelina’s plump lips and skilled hips.
March 29, 2007 at 3:11 am | Uncategorized | No comment
Tuesday was March 27 & you knew what that meant, didn’t you? The season finale of “Dirt” ended with the highly anticipated kiss shared between Courtney Cox & best pal Jennifer Aniston.
In case you missed the episode, you can see the kissing scene here, though I’ll go ahead & warn you, it’s not as hot as you would want it to be.
In a marketing ploy that could only have been thought up by a gang of bonged out monkeys, www.searchwithkevin.com is a new online search engine that allows users to “Search the internet with Kevin Federline!” By using the site you can win autographed K-Fed memorabilia, although sadly, used wife-beaters, uncreased Yankees hats, and gold chains aren’t being offered. The same company that came up with this idea is also behind a few new promotions that you might see in the coming weeks–”Pick up chicks with Pacman Jones”, “Needle safety with Pete Doherty”, and “Contraceptive use with Tom Brady”.
In the meantime, check out these pics of Alabama-bred hottie Courtney Cox. Sure, she played an eye-gougingly huge pain in the ass on TV, but she’s still a smoking-hot MILF and a potential cougar rolled into one. Enjoy, you little bastards.
March 26, 2007 at 6:23 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
That little lesbian kiss between good pals Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox may be their last contact for a while, with a source saying that Jen is furious with her pal for interacting with her ex, Brad Pitt, and his scarlet woman, Angelina Jolie, at the recent Golden Globes.
At the awards show, Courtney and her husband, David, bumped into Brangelina during a break, sharing hugs and kisses and stopping to enjoy a nice little convo.
“Jen is insulted that Courteney took the initiative and went straight up to Brad when he was there with Angelina,” the source revealed.
“In Jen’s mind, Courteney could have easily avoided them. It’s like Courteney went out of her way to be super nice to Brad.”
Brad introduced the couple to Angie as “dear friends,” giving Courtney a tight bear hug and saying “Hello, sweetheart. It is so great to see you.”
No wonder Jen is a little upset…although I really do hope she doesn’t let something like this get in the way of her friendship…Courtney was just being polite, after all.
+ Jennifer Aniston has new nose…and a nice ass [Dlisted]
+ Celebrity nip slip montage. VIDEO STYLE! [College Humor]
+ These boobs are best described as ginormous [Bastardly]
+ Janet Jackson really likes getting naked [popbytes]
+ Victoria Beckham looks great with her clothes on [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ A lesbian kiss between 2 BFFs is in the cards [Yeeeah!]
+ Leo is fighting with his hot girlfriend [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Johnny Depp’s baby’s mama is hideous [NinjaDude]
+ Jessica Alba really likes her sugar [The Skinny]
+ Cameron Diaz bikin pics. Bleh. [Hollywood Rag]
+ More hot Jessica Biel ass [Egotastic!]
+ I really want to bone Christina Aguilera [False Icon]
January 24, 2007 at 10:24 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Best friends Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox are about to get even friendlier…
According to a source, Jen and Courtney are set to ‘lock lips,’ when Jen makes a guest appearance on her pal’s new television show, Dirt.
In the episode, Jen will play Courtney’s archenemy, a rival tabloid editor.
“Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her,” said the source.
Jennifer Aniston is very close to her best friend, Courtney Cox Arquette - and she’s about to get even closer. Aniston is guest-starring in Arquette’s FX show, “Dirt,” playing her archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But even better, according to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide.com, “Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her.” That should pump up the ratings. Reps for Aniston and Cox didn’t return e-mails.
(via page six)
January 23, 2007 at 9:07 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
 
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