The Week in BikinisSeptember 13
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September 13, 2008 at 7:15 am | main | No comment
Eva Longoria
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!September 13
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
September 13, 2008 at 4:30 am | main | No comment
Eva Longoria: “I’m Fat, Not Pregnant!”September 12
Despite reports that she and hubby Tony Parker are having a baby, Eva Longoria insists that she’s not pregnant, and that her apparent weight gain isn’t a baby belly, it’s just fat.
The Desperate Housewives actress denied the pregnancy rumours on a French television show, explaining that her stomach had been growing of late because she was “packing on the pounds.”
Funny… she didn’t look very “fat” at the 9 film premiere in Paris earlier in the week.
[Source]
September 12, 2008 at 7:01 pm | main | No comment
QuickiesSeptember 9
Eva Longoria launching M&M’s new line of premium candy at Fashion Week in New York (9/7)
+ Katy Perry and her boobs do the VMAs [Bastardly]
+ Kelly Kapowski who? Zack Morris scores some hot ass. [College Humor]
+ Bikini models are HAWT [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Jamie Lynn Sigler flashes her vagina (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hayden Panettiere Does A Boob Check [Egotastic!]
+ Ashlee Simpson expecting twins? [Just Jared]
+ Holly Madison rockin’ the tight lingerie at a party [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jennifer Aniston’s eyes are freaking me out [Dlisted]
+ Madonna dedicates “Like a Virgin” performance to the Pope [Cele|bitchy]
+ Rachel Bilson is uber-cute [Popoholic]
+ Country folk are pissed off at Jessica Simpson and her huge boobs [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Name that hot celebrity trend! [CityRag]
+ Mini-Me’s sex tape has finally hit the Internet [The Blemish]
[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]
September 9, 2008 at 7:00 pm | main | No comment
Hot Momma Gossip Weekend Links 09-05-08September 5
Olympic sand volleyball champion Misty May-Treanor is paired w/ Maksim Chmerkovskiy for Dance with the Stars season 7
Celeb Warship has the Season 7 Dance with the Stars cast photos
Celebrity Dirty Laundry notices Cameron Diaz Does InStyle Magazine
Bitten and Bound tells that Pink Wants to Rescue Children (Photos)
Hollywood Backwash reports New (Odd) Couple Alert: Mary-Kate Olsen and Jonah Hill
Best Celeb Gossip says Sienna Miller Keeps On Running
Anything Hollywood shares Eva Longoria Denies Pregnancy…Says Fat
Daily Stab offers Hilary Swank To Pack On Pounds For Movie Role
September 5, 2008 at 6:54 pm | main | No comment
Eva Longoria is definitely possibly pregnantSeptember 4
Eva Longoria is definitely possibly pregnant
Is Eva Longoria pregnant? Sure, why not. Longoria’s behavior at Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant in Las Vegas over Labor Day weekend definitely confirmed the recent rumors. Maybe. From the New York Daily News:
Eva Longoria Parker added fuel to pregnancy rumors by skipping the silly sauce and raw foods in Vegas on Labor Day. The star instead nibbled edamame and drank water at the opening of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant and Bar at the Bellagio, and even passed on a round of shots bought by Wilmer Valderama for her table of gal pals. (Source)
Eva Longoria is pregnant? That poor kid’s gonna starve! A baby trying to breast feed from a chick whose chest could be used as a carpenter’s level is a lot like being a fluffer on a porn set: even after you’ve sucked for hours, you still end up empty handed mouthed.
[WENN]
September 4, 2008 at 5:30 am | main | No comment
Eva Longoria’s Vegas Night Sparks More Pregnancy RumorsSeptember 2
Eva Longoria spent her Friday night at Sin City hotspot PURE, but she was with a man that wasn’t husband Tony Parker. We’re told the “Desperate Housewife” entered the bash with Wilder Valderrama and a pack of pals who all joined the Hilton sisters on the VIP stage.
Valderrama toasted to the long weekend with shots of Patron Platinum tequila — although Eva apparently stayed well away from any adult substances. We’re told the actress insisted on only sipping bottled water throughout the evening and was careful not go in any areas that were too crowded.
Earlier in the night Longoria attended the grand opening celebration for Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant & Bar at the Bellagio where she joined the likes of the Hilton sisters, Leonardo DiCaprio as well as Charlie and Brooke Sheen. Again we are told that Longoria insisted on water and would only eat edamame — refusing sushi or anything raw. Hmmm. …
Pregnancy rumors have been buzzing around Longoria for a little while given that she’s been wearing baggy clothes and sporting a (very small) belly, although reports that she’s expecting have been repetitively denied by her rep.
(source)
September 2, 2008 at 7:07 pm | main | No comment
BumpCrack Links 302July 11
- Mark Wahlberg’s upcoming movie based on video game- Backseat Cuddler
- Eva Longoria shows off unflattering bikini body- Bastardly
- Britney Spears filming clip for Madonna’s upcoming tour- Celebrity Smack!
- David Beckham now endorsing fish oil pills- Hollywood Backwash
- Matthew McConaughey blogs about his baby boy- Knocked Up Celebs
- John Mayer enjoys sex with his groupies- Ninja Dude
- Mary-Kate Olsen might be heading back to rehab- Popbytes
- Will Smith claims an open marriage is the key- Right Celebrity
July 11, 2008 at 3:10 pm | main | No comment
Charlize Theron Wears Designer SackJune 18
Charlize Theron attended the Paris premiere of her new movie, Hancock, wearing little more than a designer sack.
The actress, who’s been out of the limelight since her Oscar-winning performance in Monster, attempted to look glam in her fluffy, white ensemble; something she was never going to pull off, no matter how many sultry pouts she gave to the cameras.
For more of Charlize looking decidedly cloud-like in Paris, follow the jump.
[Source]
June 18, 2008 at 8:44 am | main | No comment
“Hancock” Paris PremiereJune 17
Charlize Theron and Will Smith
Tony Parker and Eva Longoria
Jason Bateman and his wife
June 17, 2008 at 6:36 pm | main | No comment
Eva Longoria bump-starts baby rumorsJune 5
Could Eva Longoria be pregnant?
The petite “Desperate Housewives” star attended Monday night’s CFDA Awards wearing a pink dress, accessorized with a metallic clutch and what appeared to be a teeny baby bump.
At times, Longoria’s midsection protruded just slightly in that special area, prompting questions that she might be expecting her first child with husband Tony Parker.
If the actress, 33, is pregnant, her form-fitting frock was an odd choice of attire - provided she wants to keep the news under wraps. Most celebs opt for empire-waisted black dresses in the early stages of pregnancy.
Longoria has made no secret of her desire to start a family with her husband. “Tony and I would love to have kids,” she told People magazine last year.
“We do not comment about clients’ personal [lives],” Longoria’s publicist told us Tuesday.
June 5, 2008 at 7:56 am | main | No comment
Eva Works The Drive Thru!May 28
Wendy’s Kicks Off Father’s Day Frosty Weekend with Eva Longoria Parker
May 28, 2008 at 7:20 am | main | No comment
Quickies ReduxMay 16
Kelly Brook and ex-fiancé Billy Zane in London (5/15)
+ Keira Knightley should never wear these pants again [Just Jared]
+ Michelle Trachtenberg shouldn’t hang with skinny girls [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Kardashian’s Big Bikini Boobs are Big News [Egotastic!]
+ Daisy Fuentes looking friggin’ hot [F-Listed]
+ Eva Longoria wears wedding dress to movie premiere [ICYDK]
+ A few more Laura Vandervoort bikini pics [Popoholic]
+ Ashlee Simpson rockin’ the bikini for Shape magazine [Horny Oyster]
+ Some promoter wants Suge Knight to fight the dude that knocked him out [Bossip]
+ Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson split up again [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
May 16, 2008 at 7:00 am | main | No comment
P Diddy’s $4m PartyMay 1
Sean P Diddy Weasel Combs is splashing out a lazy $4m on a party this Friday night to celebrate getting his name on the Hollywood Wank of Fame.
Weasel has 10 private jets on standby to fly in his pals to his $20 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
Guests will be treated to $400,000 worth of luxury French Ciroc vodka, champagne to be flown in from New York (why not France?) and 300 white lily arrangements. Guests also get to take home a $400 doggy bag, which includes Estee Lauder Unforgivable Black perfume.
Ever the poser, Weasel will change into five different outfits during the night, including a tux, a smoking jacket, a pimp suit, a top hat and tails and a pyjama combo. Gee, that just has to be the highlight of the evening…
Beckham has pre-recorded a message saying:
“Well done mate, you earned it - Enjoy!”
Please!
Other guests include Victoria Beckham, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Pharrell Williams, Eva Longoria and Mel B and Jamie Foxx who will give a toast in Weasel’s honour.
Once Diddy has his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, I want someone to send me a photo of them taking a dump on it and I’ll post it here.
May 1, 2008 at 6:38 am | main | No comment
Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez are no longer partnersApril 30
Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez who never acknowledged being a couple are said to have split up! A source told People Magazine that Karina is moving out of Mario’s Los Angeles. The two met on the third season of “Dancing with the Stars” when they were paired together.
Recently, Karina denied rumors that she was getting it on with her sixth season dance partner, Mario. Karina was also seen canoodling with E! personality Michael Yo at Besos. Besos is owned by Eva Longoria who is good friends with Mario. Makes you wonder!
While Karina has been allegedly “getting busy” Mario has quite a few things going on right now himself. Lopez is starring in A Chorus Line on Broadway, and recently returned to the ballroom with 18 Chorus Line dancers to tape a synchronized number to air on DWTS 100th episode on May 6th. He’s also about to launch a national tour to promote his upcoming book, Mario Lopez’s Knockout Fitness.
April 30, 2008 at 4:30 am | main | No comment
QuickiesApril 25
Actress/TV host Olivia Munn filming Attack of the Show! in Jamaica
+ Megan Fox tops FHM’s Top 100 list [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I’m convinced Hilary Duff got breast implants [Hollywood Tuna]
+ I’m officially adding “mutant rack” to my vocabulary [Bastardly]
+ More Denise Richards Bikini Paddle Surfing Pics [Egotastic!]
+ Carmen Electra is getting married [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Jimmy Fallon is replacing Conan O’Brien [Dlisted]
+ Alex Trebek’s off color remark. I’ll take “Whoops” for $1000 [College Humor]
+ Eva Longoria and Tony Parker make out in public [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Kat Deluna loves her “kitty cat” [Lossip]
+ Jada Pinkett Smith rocking a serious femullet [Yeeeah!]
+ Could you imagine these two together in Amsterdam? [CityRag]
+ Barack Obama picked a bad time to start cheating [popbytes]
+ Britney Spears has a new bikini body [Gabby Babble]
April 25, 2008 at 8:00 pm | main | No comment
Suri’s birthday cost $100kApril 23
Suri’s cake being delivered to her party (4/18)
Tom Cruise dropped $100k on a birthday party for daughter Suri last friday (pics here). $17k was dropped on flowers and another $5k was spent on a four-tiered cake for Suri and personalized cakes for each of the 24 guests. In Touch Weekly says:
But later that night, an insider reveals that Tom and Katie invited their A-list pals, including David and Victoria Beckham, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, Eva Longoria Parker, and Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy to a second celebration. “The catering bill for the two parties cost Tom more than $45,000,” reveals the insider, who adds that Tom asked his friend, celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck, to cater the events.
“It was a great party,” says an attendee. “Suri was in a really great mood and loved having all the balloons around.?
In other news, I siphoned almost a half a tank of gas out of the neighbor’s car last night before I had to stop because a little went down my throat.
April 23, 2008 at 3:00 am | main | No comment
The Cruises Wear Their Sunglasses At NightApril 22
It was one birthday celebration after another for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes this weekend!
Daughter Suri turned 2 on Friday. A four-tiered yellow cake with flowers, butterflies and green trim from Sweet Lady Jane was delivered to their Hollywood Hills home, in addition to bundles of brightly colored balloons. “Happy Birthday Suri!” was written in chalk on the driveway.
The celebration continued Sunday as Holmes and Cruise joined Eva Longoria and David Beckham at Victoria Beckham’s 34th birthday party at Santa Monica restaurant Via Veneto.
Victoria, whose actual birthday was April 17, also celebrated with David and their three sons at Beso restaurant in Hollywood last Wednesday.
April 22, 2008 at 8:27 am | main | No comment
Quickies ReduxApril 12
Kristen Bell at the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall in Hollywood (4/10)
+ Hayden Panettiere and her [not] funny sexual harassment video [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Eva Longoria is a Bikini Bebe [Egotastic!]
+ I would still do naughty things to this chick [Just Jared]
+ Clooney’s girlfriend talks Clooney [F-Listed]
+ The Miss California pageant is racist [The Blemish]
+ Jimmy Kimmel roasts the shit out of Simon Cowell [Attuworld]
+ Miley Cyrus made $18 million last year [Cele|bitchy]
+ Rachel Bilson is uber cute [Popoholic]
+ Theresa Correa is s-t-a-c-k-e-d [Horny Oyster]
+ Vanilla Ice released from jail, slapped with a restraining order [ICYDK]
[Getty]
April 12, 2008 at 7:01 am | main | No comment
QuickiesApril 10
Eva Longoria’s new promotional shots for Magnum Ice Cream
+ Eva Mendes hangs out with ugly people to make her look better [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Two teenage boys arrested for wanting to kill Chuck Norris [Dlisted]
+ Two girls. Making out. [College Humor]
+ Men are better than women (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan Nude Scene is “No Problem” [Egotastic!]
+ Candice Michelle has nice abs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ How have I not heard of this chick before? [Bastardly]
+ Which WWE Diva looks best naked? [CityRag]
+ Rosie O’Donnell needs to shut the fuck up [Cele|bitchy]
+ Paris Hilton’s brother’s license suspended for one year [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Vegas: It’s more than just boobies [Pajiba]
+ Paris Hilton professes her love for Benji Madden [The Blemish]
+ Shit, they finally caught on [Derek Hail]
[Flynet]
April 10, 2008 at 9:00 pm | main | No comment
EMRF Dinner in Honor of Ken Paves’ Big GiveApril 1
Ashlee Simpson and Eve
Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Ken Paves and Kate Beckinsale
Courteney Cox-Arquette and Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria and Jennifer Aniston
Eva Longoria, Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston
Eva Longoria, Orlando Bloom, Courteney Cox-Arquette and Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria
April 1, 2008 at 7:41 am | main | No comment
Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom? WTF?March 29
Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston at the Cannes Film Festival in 2004
Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston looked like more than just friends at Eva Longoria’s new restaurant Beso earlier this week. An onlooker told the New York Post:
“They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.”
Last we heard, Bloom was model Miranda Kerr’s main man, but she was “nowhere to be found” at the party. (Source)
Miranda was probably sitting at home . . . with her three kids . . . four course dinner waiting on the table by candlelight . . . sobbing into her fifth glass of Jack Daniels because the man she fell in love with so many years ago wasn’t home yet and God only knows what floozy that two-timing backstabber was with this time WHY DAD?!? WHY DID YOU DESTROY US?!? . . . wait a minute, what were we talking about again?
[Getty]
March 29, 2008 at 4:30 am | main | No comment
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!March 27
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
March 27, 2008 at 12:00 am | main | No comment
VICTORIA BECKHAM AND EVA LONGORIA - SISTERS IN RETAILMarch 24
Victoria Beckham and her best bud in LA, Eva Longoria, fresh off her over-indulgent week-long birthday celebration joined forces - and American Express Black cards - and did a little shopping on Beverly Hills’ Rodeo Drive yesterday.
The pair, with Posh’s 5-year-old son Romeo in tow, did the designer boutique tour of the famous street, making stops at Giorgio Armani, Dolce and Gabbana and Yves St. Laurent before stopping for lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
The trio attracted quite a bit of attention and were swarmed by photographers. Since she was with the notoriously stone-faced Victoria, Eva had the responsibility of smiling and laughing for the two of them.
I feel really sorry for Romeo. I’m sure he really wanted to spend his day shopping - and not even at cool stores like Spencer’s Gifts or even Sharper Image - with his Mom. In a few years, this so won’t be happening anymore.
(PCN)
March 24, 2008 at 7:06 pm | main | No comment
Cox Calls on Friends to Help Raise FundsMarch 21
Courteney Cox and David Arquette have a challenge for their famous friends: help raise $1 million in two weeks for Epidermolysis Bullosa, a rare skin condition that primarily affects children.
Joining Cox and Arquette in the awareness- and money-raising effort are Jennifer Aniston, Orlando Bloom, Kate Beckinsale, Rashida Jones, James Marsden and Eva Longoria Parker. All will lend their famous faces and financial support to the Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation, where Cox, Arquette and Aniston serve on the honorary advisory board. (Brad Pitt, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are also members.)
“EB is very personal to me so I’m happy to be a part of this $1 million challenge,” Cox said in a statement to The Associated Press. “Now is such an important time to put the spotlight on EB and ensure that research can continue at a fast pace.”
Epidermolysis Bullosa is a debilitating genetic disorder that causes the skin to blister and break at the slightest touch. Victims are often covered in burn-like sores that never heal and most don’t live beyond age 30.
You can find out more about epidermolysis bullosa here.
March 21, 2008 at 7:06 pm | main | No comment
Quickies ReduxMarch 19
Tara Reid vacationing in Cancun, Mexico (3/16)
+ Top 10 Most Seductive Movie Scenes [Maxim]
+ Kim Kardashian dressed up like a whore [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Eva Longoria is vain [Lossip]
+ More Kristin Davis sex tape pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Kate Hockly is stacked [Horny Oyster]
+ Full House outtakes — now with cussing! [College Humor]
+ Jim Carrey is not writing a book about depression [ICYDK]
+ Britney’s dad makes sure she’s wearing panties before she goes out [F-Listed]
+ Are Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorcing? [Allie Is Wired]
[Flynet]
March 19, 2008 at 7:30 am | main | No comment
Eva Longoria is icing on the Birthday CakeMarch 18
Eva Longoria celebrated her 33rd birthday last week with this Vanilla Rum flavored cake, she commissioned for one of her Birthday parties in Miami over the weekend. A baker and an artist from Edda’s Cake Designs, worked on the cake for three hours using a photo supplied by Eva’s camp as inspiration. Not sure if Eva’s guests sang happy birthday or “you’re so vain”, but I am sure the cake was delicious.
Eva LongoriaMarch 18, 2008 at 9:33 pm | main | No comment
Eva Longoria squashed titsMarch 17
Eva Longoria’s dress squeezing her tits so tight… good thing she can still breath! I think it’s Tony Parker’s order - tight defence! LOL
March 17, 2008 at 8:58 pm | main | No comment
Celebrity Birthdays, March 15March 15
Happy Birthday to
G-Unit rapper Young Buck 27,
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria 33,
Sugar Ray singer Mark McGrath 40,
Male fashion Model Fabio 47,
Poison singer Bret Michaels 48,
singer Terence Trent D’Arby 46,
Twisted Sister singer Dee Snider 53,
American guitarist Ry Cooder 61,
funk pioneer Sly Stone 65,
Beach Boy Mike Love 67,
Actor Judd Hirsch 73,
March 15, 2008 at 9:10 pm | main | No comment
Quickies ReduxMarch 14
Eva Longoria arriving to her new restaurant Beso for a birthday dinner (3/12)
+ Beverly Hills 90210 spinoff in the works [Just Jared]
+ Lohan loves the lesbian cock [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ashlee Simpson’s Bikini Makes Her Hat Slightly Less Annoying [Egotastic!]
+ Would you cheat on Kim Kardashian? [F-Listed]
+ Melissa Joan Hart popped [ICYDK]
+ Jennifer Ellison is stacked [Horny Oyster]
+ Aretha Franklin is getting foreclosed [Bossip]
+ The best question ever on that lie detector show [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ John Mayer addicted to Xanax [Allie Is Wired]
March 14, 2008 at 7:30 am | main | No comment
