Famke Janssen

Famke Janssen is a Sexy CopFebruary 1

Super sexy tongue twister, Famke Janssen is set to star in a new NBC drama, get this…about cops. I know, right? How original.

The untitled NBC Universal TV Studio project, from Shore and “House” writer Peter Blake, is a light drama with procedural elements that centers on a female cop (Janssen).

“We’re thrilled to have her — she’s smart, funny and somewhat attractive,” Shore quipped. (source)

Wow. Cop drama. Did they run out of reality shows already? Unfortunately, I can only picture Famke as the sexy transexual “life coach�? on Nip/Tuck. Fortunately, Nip/Tuck offered gratuitous sex scenes and I’m a new-age American girl exploring her “alternatives” so picturing Famke naked is altogether easy…and delightful. In spite of the idea of Famke with cuffs, I give the show one season. Stick to Jean Gray you giant sexy bitch.

February 1, 2007 at 4:00 am | Uncategorized | No comment

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