Heidi Klum

QuickiesJune 25

Lindsay Lohan smoking a cigarette.
Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Labor Pains in L.A. (6/24)

+ I dare you to find a film critic with bigger boobs than this [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Alyssa Milano naked on video? Sure! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Britney Spears Bikini Pictures: Still Not Sexy [Egotastic!]
+ Heidi Klum has amazingly awesome boobs (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Donald Trump doing two chicks at the same time [Bastardly]

+ Kate Moss got drunk [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Jack Black showing a little too much skin [Dlisted]
+ Gillian Anderson showing some sneaky cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Kathy Griffin never fucked her billionaire boyfriend [A Socialite’s Life]

+ The best of TV news screw ups — hilarious shit! [Double Viking]
+ Is “both” an acceptable answer? [F-Listed]
+ Hef’s girlfriend finds a way to make softball whorish [Banned In Hollywood]
+ Rachel Bilson gives us a little panty peekage [NinjaDude]

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[Pacific Coast News]

QuickiesJune 25

Lindsay Lohan smoking a cigarette.
Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Labor Pains in L.A. (6/24)

+ I dare you to find a film critic with bigger boobs than this [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Alyssa Milano naked on video? Sure! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Britney Spears Bikini Pictures: Still Not Sexy [Egotastic!]
+ Heidi Klum has amazingly awesome boobs (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Donald Trump doing two chicks at the same time [Bastardly]

+ Kate Moss got drunk [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Jack Black showing a little too much skin [Dlisted]
+ Gillian Anderson showing some sneaky cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Kathy Griffin never fucked her billionaire boyfriend [A Socialite’s Life]

+ The best of TV news screw ups — hilarious shit! [Double Viking]
+ Is “both” an acceptable answer? [F-Listed]
+ Hef’s girlfriend finds a way to make softball whorish [Banned In Hollywood]
+ Rachel Bilson gives us a little panty peekage [NinjaDude]

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[Pacific Coast News]

Mike Myers Takes A Walk In Heidi Klum’s Louboutins!June 17

Mike Myers and Heidi Klum attend the “Project Runway” after party for the 67th Annual Peabody Awards






Hot Momma Gossip Weekend Links 06-13-08June 14

Daily Stab watches Tom And Gisele In Manhattan

Gabby Babble raises an eyebrow to Tila Tequila: ‘I Legalized Gay Marriage in California’

Anything Hollywood says Heidi Klum and Seal Want More Kids

Heidi’s Mommy sideJune 13

Heidi Klum sheds the “glamourous supermodel” image to talk about kids, marriage, and the everyday routines.

It’s refreshing to see this new side of her, and sense that this is indeed a woman who has found joy and balance between work and family.

Pretty AND content? It’s just not fair sometimes.

Heidi Klum on Children: ‘We Still Have One Coming’June 12

Heidi Klum and husband Seal share a lot in common – including wanting more kids.

“So many people say, ‘I am so done.’ That hasn’t come out of my mouth, and it hasn’t come out of Seal’s mouth either,” the Project Runway host, 35, tells Redbook magazine in its July 2008 issue. “I feel like we still have one coming.”

That would bring the number of their brood to four. The couple already have two children together – Henry, 2, and Johan, 1 (Klum’s daughter Leni, 4, is from a previous relationship, with Formula-One mogul Flavio Briatore.)

But having more children could only be a plus, considering their shared love of family helped Klum realize Seal was the one for her.

“We seemed to know from the get-go,” dishes the German-born supermodel. “Just with everything – the way he is. He’s very gentle and he wants to have a family and we like a lot of the same things. [It’s about] looking for someone to get old with and having fun and obviously being physically attractive to each other.”

As for life now, the model mom readily admits it’s “kind of perfect” with the “picket fence and the kids are playing in the garden? It’s kind of like that. The only thing missing is the dog.”

What’s not missing, obviously, is balance. “I have a normal life and I have this glamorous life, but to me it’s two different things. It’s not like I’m this glamour diva who hands everything over and I just sit on my throne at home,” she says. “When we’re home, we’re cooking and doing things with the kids, driving them to school. We do the things that everyone has to do.”

(source)

QuickiesMay 12

Rachel Nichols G.I. Joe pics
Rachel Nichols on the set of G.I. Joe in Prague (5/11)

+ Lindsay Lohan is a Hollywood pariah [Dlisted]

+ Holy crap Gemma Atkinson is smoking hot [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Monica Bellucci Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ More Heidi Klum Mexico bikini pics [Bastardly]
+ “Boobs are disgusting.” - an idiot. (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ Top 10 Biggest Wastes of Space in America [Maxim]
+ Marisa Miller bikini pics just because [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Now Ashton wants to adopt [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Halle Berry’s boobs and cats [CityRag]

+ Katie Holmes is this close to becoming a Stepford Wife [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Petra Nemcova is one hot shopper [Popoholic]
+ Beyonce’s new clothing line caters to pedophiles [Yeeeah!]
+ And the world’s ugliest dog is . . . [popbytes]

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[WENN]

Quickies ReduxMay 10

Lindsay Lohan might be drunk
Lindsay Lohan trying to swat the paparazzi away outside Goa nightclub in L.A. (5/8)

+ Tori Spelling has some hot mom tits [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Are Not As Hot As They Once Were [Egotastic!]
+ Playboy in Miley Cyrus’ future? [Just Jared]
+ Write your own fantasy [F-Listed]
+ Katie Holmes has the itch to birth another alien baby [The Blemish]

+ Another “oops” moment for Paris Hilton [Attuworld]
+ Some amazingly hot Gemma Atkinson bikini pics [Popoholic]
+ George Clooney’s girlfriend somehow got a magazine cover next month [Cele|bitchy]
+ It’s official: John Mayer is funny [Horny Oyster]
+ Patrick Dempsey dyslexia has [ICYDK]

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[WENN]

Heidi Klum on Losing the Baby Weight:�You Can’t Kid Yourself�May 9

Heidi Klum’s tip for losing that pesky baby weight?

Be realistic.

“I always think, ‘Look at how people were before they were pregnant,’” Klum, 34, says in June’s Marie Claire. “If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again.”

Klum rocked a bikini two months after welcoming her second child, Henry, in a 2005 Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

“A lot of people come to me, and they’re like, ‘Will I look like you after I have the baby?’” she added. “And I say, ‘Well, how were you before?’” she says. “You can’t kid yourself.â€?

As a mother of three — Leni, 4; Henry, almost 3; Johan, 18 months — Klum insists fitting into her skinny jeans is no longer a priority.

“I always wanted to be a mom,” says Klum, who was honored as Style Icon of the Year at Us’ Hot Hollywood Awards. “At Thanksgiving, I have my parents there, I have screaming kids, I have a big fat turkey - 18 pounds - sitting in the middle; legs are being ripped off that thing, you know what I mean? There’s life in the house.

“I don’t want to be wondering about how skinny I am, wondering what I’m going to eat because I don’t want to gain and I want to look hot and young, always and forever,” she adds.

Her husband Seal also helps her keep things in perspective.

She met the singer in NYC’s Mercer Hotel in 2003 when she was five weeks pregnant with Leni (her daughter from a previous relationship with businessman Flavio Briatore).

The next year, he popped the question atop a glacier in the Canadian Rockies. (They wed in 2005 in Mexico.)

“He took me by helicopter,� Klum recalls. “He had an igloo built there, and they’d brought up everything: a bed with sheets inside the igloo, rose petals everywhere, candles.

“There was food and champagne,” she goes on. “It was a little scary, too, because you’re so cut off from the world. No trees, nothing … but I was ecstatic.â€?

(source)

My friends do stuff like this for me all the timeMay 6

The Cruises take the Beckhams wine tasting
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York (5/3)

For Victoria Beckham’s 34th birthday, Tom Cruise surprised her and husband David Beckham by flying the couple aboard his private jet to Napa Valley for a wine tasting vacation. The Daily Mirror says:

Tom offered [David] his private jet and recommended a trip to a friend’s vineyard in Napa Valley, California. But when the Beckhams got to LAX airport, it turned into a surprise party. Tom and wife Katie Holmes were waiting on board. And so were new LA pals Heidi Klum, Seal, Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman. The A-listers set a course for the Napa Valley for a tour of the vineyards then had dinner cooked by the private chef.

A friend of the Beckhams told me: “They were expecting a quiet trip for two, but Tom secretly laid on the trip for Victoria’s birthday last weekend and David’s on Friday. They waited in the jet with cake!” (Source)

Wine tasting my ass. This is Tom’s secret for recruiting celebrities into Scientology. He whisks them away to Napa, gets them drunk on fine wines, and then gently convinces them to sign their lives away. “Man, this merlot sucks . . . speaking of things that suck, what’s up with stupid Catholicism? Am I right or am I right!”

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[Pacific Coast News]

Hot Momma Gossip Weekday Links 05-05-08May 5

Here’s Britney, not seen but accompanied by Daddy Spears and Lynne leaving Kentwood yesterday for Los Angeles after the Jamie-Lynn baby shower. Got to love Britney boarding a private jet wearing her casual booty shorts, and wedge flip-flops, armed with a Walmart plastic bag and coffee. She’s going back to Hollywood but there’s still a lot of country girl left in Britney and that’s a good thing.

Gabby Babble reports Avril Lavigne Cancels More Dates

Hollywood Backwash covers Jamie Lynn Spears Unglamorous Pregnancy Continues With Baby Shower

Gone Hollywood finds Gwyneth Paltrow Ponders Serious Issues

Allie is Wired reveals Heather Locklear is officially middle aged

Anything Hollywood observes Jennifer Tilly is super hot for being almost 50!

Bitten and Bound shares Justine Bateman Joins Desperate Housewives Cast

DailyStab gives us Heidi Klum And Her Little Birthday Girl

QuickiesMay 2

Kelly Brook wears mom jeans
Kelly Brook moving into her new home in L.A. (4/30)

+ Jennifer Tilly has big ol’ dumpy boobs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller make a great pair [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Mariah Carey nip slip (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Natassia Malthe is now on my Top 10 list [Bastardly]
+ Halle Berry is Busty and Bumpy [Egotastic!]

+ Gary Coleman on Divorce Court . . . now with video! [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ John Mayer blogs about his new 80s haircut [Dlisted]
+ Tom Cruise gives Oprah a ride on his snowmobile [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Gisele made an ungodly amount of money last year [Lossip]

+ Britney Spears back on that TV show again [Yeeeah!]
+ All the Hills chicks in lingerie [CityRag]
+ Oprah and Rachael Ray are seriously gonna brawl [popbytes]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow badmouths Brad Pitt [Gabby Babble]

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

Heidi Klum and Seal’s Naughty First DateApril 22

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Supermodel Heidi Klum is not one to hold back and be discreet with any details.  She is now saying that her first date with husband Seal was so naughty that she can’t even come close to disclosing it.

“We went somewhere very nice for dinner — it was very good but I can’t tell you exactly what we did,” she told Pop Tarts last week with a cheeky smile. “It would be too naughty and you can’t run it anyway. It would just be bloop bleep bloop bloop bleep. But it was a very good first date. …”

She might not be able to say but she sure is itching to tell the world what (or who) went down.

photo: PEOPLE

Heidi Klum is NSFWApril 22

Heidu Klum nude. That shoud be quite enough description for this post. You ask for it, you get it. Here’s our archive of Heidi Klum nudes. She’s a MILF, fellas! Random HotnessK-Fed is not FaithfulStacy Keibler has a boyfriendLindsay Lohan crossing the pond?Jaime Pressly is dating FezScarlett Johansson is Lucy Ewing

Quickies ReduxApril 11

Paris Hilton does London
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden shopping in London today

+ Mario Lopez is so gay [Just Jared]

+ Miley Cyrus is an annoying bitch [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kate Hudson’s Ass is Gold [Egotastic!]
+ Jennifer Walcott is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have a huge fight in public [ICYDK]

+ Hottest dog walker EVER [Popoholic]
+ Heidi Klum topless? Sure! [Horny Oyster]
+ Dude that banged Whitney Houston punks Bobby Brown [Bossip]
+ Roseanne Barr has a va-junior [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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[BauerGriffinOnline, Pacific Coast News]

Bravo’s hit show, “Project Runway,� to become a “Lifetime� classicApril 8

It was announced today that Lifetime Network has stolen Bravo’s hit show, “Project Runway,” away from them. Lifetime signed a 5-year deal with The Weinstein Company (TWC) to move the show beginning this November.

Bravo’s owner, NBC, brought out the suits and filed a lawsuit against The Weinstein Company for taking their prized show away. “They’ve been sold stolen goods,” an NBC U insider said of the Lifetime deal.
The Weinstein’s lawyers countered, “While good for the market for lawyers, it is always unfortunate when parties try to win in court what they have lost in the marketplace.”

Lifetime will take over cable’s top-rated reality skein, effective November. As a result, Heidi Klum and company will say “auf wiedersehen” to NBC’s Bravo cabler after one final season this summer.

According to Lifetime CEO Andrea Wong, the femme-centric cabler cabler began negotiating a deal with TWC in January and signed the pact Feb. 7. As part of an overall programming agreement with TWC, Lifetime will pick up a movie package from the company and develop a “Runway” spinoff.

Perhaps coincidentally, The Golden Girls are leaving Lifetime! The beloved ’80s sitcom,  will now be airing on the Hallmark Channel.  Shocking!

Source

Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards was a sliming good timeMarch 31

 Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus took two awards for favorite female singer and television actress at Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards Saturday.

The 15-year-old singing and acting phenom, who had a No. 1 movie in February, also performed her song “Girls Night Out� during the show.

It was also a slime spectacle for the Nickelodeon children’s television network, which broadcast the 21st annual show live from UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion in front of 10,000 screaming fans, almost all of them teens and preteens.

Harrison Ford was slimed onstage during  the slime spectacle for the Nickelodeon children’s television network.   Supermodel Heidi Klum, also got in on the fun, hooking up to a bungee cord and wearing a specially equipped “butt spike belt,” she flung herself into a wall covered with slime-filled balloons.

Teen heartthrob Drake Bell was another double winner, collecting his third consecutive orange blimp-shaped trophy for favorite TV actor and another for favorite TV show for “Drake and Josh.”

Jessica Alba won the gong for favorite movie actress at the awards, which were determined by 88 million votes on Nickelodeon’s website.

“I love Nickelodeon! I wore green today in honor of the slime,� Alba — who’s expecting her first child with fiance Cash Warren — said. “I love making movies for you all.�

Cameron Diaz was presented with the Wannabe Award, which recognizes a celebrity role model. She asked the audience of preteens to say, “We are the future! And the future is bright!�

Chris Brown won for favorite male singer, the Jonas Brothers won for favorite music group and Ryan Seacrest accepted American Idol’s award for favorite reality show.

Quickies ReduxMarch 25

Cameron Diaz out and about
Cameron Diaz leaving Bristol Farms in Hollywood (3/23)

+ Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian pizza party [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Heidi Klum: Naked and Painted [Egotastic!]
+ Miley Cyrus is a Jesus freak [Just Jared]
+ Marc Anthony needs to give up acting [Lossip]
+ Angelina Jolie basically thinks she’s a piece of shit [F-Listed]

+ Lauren Hutton gets into fight with stairs, stairs win [Derek Hail]
+ Melina Pitra bikini pics [Horny Oyster]
+ Krista Kelly is hotter than your girlfriend (NSFW) [Attuworld]
+ So that’s why Priscilla Presley looks like a freak . . . [ICYDK]

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[Pacific Coast News]

Seal f’ed your momMarch 20

Seal fucked your mom
Seal snaps

Seal lit into the paparazzi last night outside Madeo restaurant in Hollywood (the same place where George Clooney almost got his ass beat by Fabio). After a paparazzo tried to shake his hand, Seal told him “I’m not shaking your hand. Why would I shake your hand? Why would I shake hands with scum?” One of the other paparazzos then asked the singer why he was acting like that and the two got into an argument. As the two were bickering back and forth, Seal dropped the line, “Why don’t you ask your mother how I feel.” Only since it came from Seal, it totally sounded like a compliment. Because that’s what sucks about having a proper English accent. It’s almost impossible to insult somebody. “Go fuck myself? Only if you let me buy you lunch first!”

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[WENN]

QuickiesMarch 7

Diva Maria signs her Playboy issue
WWE Diva Maria signing copies of the April issue of Playboy at Virgin Megastore in Times Square (3/6)

+ Close up of Kim K’s fat ass [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rachel Bilson had a hot date! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ This is why TV sucks [Bastardly]
+ Carla Bruni: Nude First Lady of France [Egotastic!]
+ Pink already has a new dude [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ That hot chick from Dancing with the Stars is a virgin [Dlisted]
+ Rachel Bilson in foreground, hammered Zack Braff in background [College Humor]
+ Cournteney Cox’s Coco cusses constantly [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Top Model winner lying about her abusive past? [Lossip]

+ Avril is launching her own clothing line [Yeeeah!]
+ Heidi Klum nude? Yes please! [CityRag]
+ Britney had an abortion [popbytes]
+ Jenna Jameson channels her inner Lucu Liu [Gabby Babble]

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[Bauer-Griffin]

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 - “Project Runway� Season 4March 7

Designer Michael Kors, model Heidi Klum, singer Victoria Beckham, and fashion director of Elle Nina Garcia


Quickies ReduxMarch 6

Jessica Alba is a HUGE star
Jessica Alba at the Paris premiere of The Eye (3/4)

+ Ivanka Trump is boring as hell [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Top 11 Hottest Women in Reality TV [Maxim]
+ Bar Refaeli is a Totally Sexy Pirate [Egotastic!]
+ Matthew McConaughey launches his own clothing line . . . no shirts though [Just Jared]
+ Salma Hayek hates her baby girl [Lossip]

+ Marion Cotillard apologizes for her 9/11 comments [ICYDK]
+ I didn’t know Jordan was this rich [Attuworld]
+ Harry Potter is getting death threats [Cele|bitchy]
+ Heidi Klum is my kinda ref [Horny Oyster]

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[Getty, Bauer-Griffin]

Did she just say that?March 3

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Ellen Degeneres. You gotta love her.

The comedian sent Heidi Klum (and America) giggling hysterically during a cooking segment on her show.

“I don’t know much about balls,” she said.

Quickies ReduxMarch 1

The Olsen Twins in Paris
The Olsen Twins at the Bourdelle Museum in Paris, France (2/29)

+ Heidi Klum cracks a few lesbian jokes on Leno [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Paris Hilton Topless and Bikini Pictures from 944 Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Amy Winehouse just got uglier [Just Jared]
+ Fashion victim or fashionista? [F-Listed]
+ Vanessa Minnillo wants Nick to propose [ICYDK]
+ Debby Gibson is not dead [Geno’s World]

+ Want to see Ricki Lake naked? [Attuworld]
+ Brad Pitt got a crew cut [Cele|bitchy]
+ Greatest Tony Soprano impersonation EVER [Horny Oyster]
+ Lindsay Lohan actually rejected a dude [The Blemish]

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QuickiesFebruary 29

Ashton Kutcher is a douche
Ashton Kutcher in L.A. filming a scene for his new movie Spread (2/28)

+ Heidi Klum. Jumping on a trampoline. [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Sofia Monk is freed but tainted [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Lindsay Lohan looks like a cheap hooker [Bastardly]
+ Lindsay Lohan Naked is Worth a Lot of Money [Egotastic!]
+ Is Jessica Alba really the best person to be promoting birth control? [I’m Not Obsessed]

+ I think Obama is infatuated with Ellen [Dlisted]
+ Paris Hilton is hated across cultures (hilarious) [College Humor]
+ You know Angelina didn’t write this shit [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Mayra Veronica is FUEGO [Lossip]

+ TomKat is dropping $200k on a baby party for J.Lo [Yeeeah!]
+ Stars get Winehoused [CityRag]
+ Rachael Ray is getting her shit in order to divorce her husband [popbytes]
+ Another American Idol sexy pics scandal . . . [Gabby Babble]

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[Bauer-Griffin]

Lunch with Heidi KlumFebruary 26

Heidi Klum looking sexy in a cocktail dress
Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum at the 16th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood, California. (2/24)

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The 80th Annual Academy Awards - Red CarpetFebruary 25

First Peek while I’m watching……more later

Heidi Klum





George Clooney and Sarah Larson


Kristin Chenoweth



Anne Hathaway


John Travolta & Kelly Preston


Amy Adams


Josh Lucas (R) and guests

Jane Russell


Laura Linney


Tamika Ray


Jessica Alba


Keri Russell


Miley Cyrus


Sean Combs


The Showdown That Never WasFebruary 25

Everyone who was hoping to see a smackdown between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ex Jennifer Aniston at the Night Before party last night was sorely let down when Brangelina decided to attend the Independent Spirit awards instead. Jennifer was in attendance at the Beverly Hills Hotel for the star-studded Night Before party, which benefitted the Motion Picture Television Fund, and was also attended by A-listers George Clooney, without girlfriend Sara Larson, Seal and Heidi Klum, and Jake Gyllenhaal. But the Friends star left after barely an hour and headed back to a private bungalow at the hotel.

The party, at the Beverly Hills Hotel’s exclusive 1912 bar, was the hot pre-Oscar party in town. Two men were even arrested trying to get in using fake credentials and were taken away in handcuffs.

The Jolie-Aniston face-off wasn’t the only awkward Hollywood run in that was avoided. Yesterday morning, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise had breakfast at the posh Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel, narrowly missing Tom’s ex-wife Nicole Kidman, who showed up for a business lunch with mega-producer Harvey Weinstein. The two are rumored to be working on a movie project together. Tom wasn’t the only ex pregnant Nicole missed. Later in the evening, her former boyfriend Steve Bing dropped by the Polo Lounge and joined a large party in the front of the lounge.

Also in the Polo Lounge was designer Roberto Cavalli, who stopped by PageSix.com’s table to say hello as well as producer Brian Grazer and Russell Simmons. Christina Applegate enjoyed a cigarette outside with a friend. Around 11 p.m., new parents Nicole Richie, wearing a short black skirt and her hair up in a messy ponytail, and Joel Madden arrived and were escorted by security who took them both into the men’s restroom — together. Despite the rainy weather, the pair then headed outside to a private table under heat lamps.

Partygoers didn’t just rub elbows with Hollywood’s most powerful, including Steven Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg, but also left with a pricey gift bag fit for Hollywood’s elite. Attendees were asked their shoe size and then were given custom designer tennis shoes. They also received loads of high-end cosmetics, and played a MAC Cosmetics trivia game. The winners received a $2000 laptop.

Although the party was abuzz and the Polo Lounge was hopping with famous faces, not everyone thought it was the hottest ticket in town. As Elton John left out the back entrance with an entourage, he told PageSix.com, “My party is better.”

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Heidi wants to helpFebruary 19

Heidi Klum wants Britney Spears to move in
Britney Spears and her father Jaime leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (2/16)

Despite having three young children roaming her house — three young children not immune to burns and “accidental” chemical poisoning — Heidi Klum wants Britney Spears to move in with her. In an interview with German broadcaster ARD, Klum said:

“She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight. I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track. She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life.” (Source)

There once was a time when the prospect of Britney and Heidi sleeping together under the same roof might have given me wood . . . but now it just gives me an “innie”. You should really see it — it’s the damndest thing. I’m like a human Ken doll. Except I have black friends. So I guess not like a Ken doll at all. In all seriousness, if Heidi’s really wants Britney to move in with her, she needs to quit dragging her ass and open that KFC in the guest room ASAP.

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