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Prize-winning actor and director Tommy Lee Jones is suing the makers of “No Country for Old Men,” the 2007 West Texas crime thriller that garnered four Academy awards, claiming they have failed to pay him more than $10 million he is owed according to his contract.
Attorneys for the 61-year-old Jones, who portrayed the character of Sheriff Ed Tom Bell in the film based on the acclaimed Cormac McCarthy novel, filed the suit Thursday in Bexar County District Court against Paramount Pictures Corporation and its subsidiary, N.M. Classics, Inc., a Netherlands-based corporation.
“No County for Old Men” was a co-production between Paramount Pictures and Miramax Films, with Paramount handling much of the film’s release outside of the United States, according to the IMDB Web site.
Attorneys for Paramount did not immediately return calls on Friday.
Jones’ attorneys referred questions to his publicist, Jennifer Allen, who said, “The paperwork stands for itself.” Through Allen, Jones also declined to comment.
In the lawsuit, Jones claims he signed a contract with N.M. Classics on April 3, 2006, agreeing to act in the film, as well as to provide “additional related services” for the movie’s promotion. In exchange, the lawsuit says the company promised to pay Jones a fixed “up-front” fee and, depending upon the film’s financial success, “significant box-office bonuses and ‘back-end’ compensation.”
Those pledged to be “significant,” according to the lawsuit, because they were supposed to compensate for Jones’ reduced up-front fee. “No Country for Old Men” later went on to win four Academy awards, including “Best Picture,” two Golden Globe awards, and several other critical recognitions. It was a giant commercial success, making more than $160 million.
As part of his contract negotiations, Jones insisted he receive the same treatment as Scott Rudin, the movie’s producer, and Joel and Ethan Coen, the directors, producers and screenplay writers, under all of the terms of the contract, including the percentage of box office bonuses he would receive.
But in the lawsuit, Jones argues that in December 2007 — a month after the film’s nationwide release — Paramount representatives told him that the contract supposedly contained a “mistake,” regarding “a major issue involving the deduction for home video expenses.” According to the lawsuit, Jones claims company officials revealed they were aware of the supposed mistake before he signed the contract and acted in the movie and before it became a commercial success.
On January 10, the lawsuit says, company officials contended a second “mistake” had been made in the contract, regarding the formula in determining box-office bonuses.
Overall, the lawsuit contends, Jones has been deprived of more than $10 million. In the suit, Jones requests an auditor be appointed to review the company’s books and records and determine how much he is actually owed.
Jones also argues the company breached his contract by failing to pay him the bonuses and wrongly deducting unauthorized expenses from his back-end pay. He says he was fraudulently made to render his services under a contract the company knew contained mistakes, though they didn’t inform him of them until after the movie had been made, by which time it was too late.
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September 8, 2008 at 6:34 pm | main | No comment
Ted Casablanca over at E! is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner may be splitting up very soon. Apparently the former Alias star is the one said to be unhappy one and considering leaving.
However Affleck’s spokesperson said, “We usually don’t comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won’t post that item. It’s all BS.“
The E! reporter says though his sources have been on the money with previous Garner scoops, so we’ll see.  But HotMomma is not convinced!
June 25, 2008 at 10:58 pm | main | No comment
James Garner, who was hospitalized late last week after suffering a minor stroke, is doing well and should be going home shortly, the veteran television and film star’s publicist said Tuesday.
The star of such TV shows as “Maverick” and “The Rockford Files” went to the hospital after becoming ill at home Friday, said his publicist, Jennifer Allen.
“He’s still in the hospital but my understanding is he is doing well and will be going home soon. When, exactly, we have not been told yet,” Allen told The Associated Press.
Garner, who turned 80 last month, rose to prominence in the 1950s as the star of “Maverick,” playing a wry riverboat gambler who was quicker with a quip than a gun and, unlike his Western counterparts, was faster still to run from trouble than to face it. The show aired from 1957 to 1962 but Garner, who was nominated for an Emmy as Bret Maverick, left in 1960 to pursue a film career.
He has appeared in such films as “The Children’s Hour,” “Victor/Victoria,” “The Great Escape” and was nominated for an Oscar in 1985 as the small-town pharmacist opposite Sally Field in “Murphy’s Romance.”
Garner returned to television full-time in the mid-1970s, playing Jim Rockford, a modern-day private detective who, like his “Maverick” character, also was not afraid to run instead of fight. He won an Emmy for the role in 1977.
Garner also reprised his Maverick role in the short-lived “Bret Maverick” series in the 1980s.
More recently, he played Katey Sagal’s father in the sitcom “8 Simple Rules … For Dating My Teenage Daughter.” Garner joined the cast in 2003 after John Ritter, who played Sagal’s husband, died during the show’s second season.
May 14, 2008 at 7:08 pm | main | No comment
The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner occurred last night attended by many celebrities as President George W. Bush bid farewell to his antagonists in the press. A one finger solute probably would have sufficed.
The White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA) is an organization of journalists who cover the President of the United States. The WHCD has been increasingly criticized as an example of the coziness between the White House press corps and the Administration so I guess bringing along some celebrities makes it better some how.
None of the three presidential candidates attended the snoozer er dinner but there were plenty of B - D list celebities attending duch as Aslee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Pammy Anderson, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Michael Johns from American Idol, Joel McHale, Jenny McCarthy, the Jonas Brothers, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Marcia Cross.
Heidi Montag reportedly pulled out of the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, because MSNBC refused to pay for Spencer’s first-class plane ticket. but the two publicity hounds made it after all!
President Bush doing what he does best gave a stand up comedy routine. The jokes this time were intentional. seeing the “Baywatch” actress Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney, a Mormon former presidential candidate, the president quipped to the audience, “Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney in the same room? Isn’t that one of the signs of the apocalypse?”
Anderson joked afterwards that she had “thought this was the ‘White Trash Correspondents’ Dinner.’ Good call!
Gently mocking himself and his absent wanna-be successors,Bush went on to joke, noting that even his daughter was deserting him:
“I have to say I’m kind of surprised we don’t have more presidential candidates here tonight. Like, any. Senator (John) McCain’s not here, he probably wanted to distance himself from me a little bit. You know, he’s not alone. Jenna’s moving out too.”
“[Hillary] Clinton couldn’t get in because of sniper fire and Sen. [Barack] Obama’s at church.”
Well the president tries. President Bush finished his stand-up routine by seizing a baton and conducting a US Marine Corps band through a medley of patriotic songs. Bouncing enthusiastically and waving his arms slightly off beat, Mr Bush seemed to be enjoying himself. Farewell to the chief.
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April 28, 2008 at 8:52 am | Uncategorized | No comment
Heidi and Spencer leaving STK steakhouse in Hollywood last night
Incredibly, Heidi Montag was invited by MSNBC to the upcoming White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Even more incredible, she backed out because her boyfriend Spencer couldn’t come. A source told Page Six:
“Spencer got involved as her manager. He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi - even though he wasn’t invited.” When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag’s appearance, claiming, according to our source, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”
A partial list of the obscure, not “A-listy” enough stars attending the dinner include Pam Anderson, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Donatella Versace, Rep. Charlie Wilson, the Jonas Brothers, Hayden Panettiere, John Cusack, Claire Daines, Rob Lowe, Marcia Cross, and Tracey Ullman. A rep for Montag and Pratt added:
“There was a scheduling conflict so they couldn’t make it - but they always travel together.” (Source)
It’s probably a good thing Spencer and Heidi decided not to go. Can you imagine the conversation these two morons might have had with President Bush? Anyone within 20 feet of that think tank would have been sucked into a blackhole of retardation. Besides, you’d think that a trillionaire like Spencer would have been able to afford his own plane ticket . . . and a better looking date.
[Pacific Coast News]
April 25, 2008 at 1:45 am | main | No comment
Gary Busey has apologized for embracing Jennifer Garner on the red carpet at the Oscars last month.
During a live E! pre-show broadcast, Busey repeatedly interrupted while Ryan Seacrest was interviewing Garner and Laura Linney. At one point, Busey embraced Garner, who looked annoyed.
“I meant no disrespect to Ms. Jennifer Garner when I met her at the Oscars and apologize if I made her uncomfortable,” the 63-year-old actor said in a statement e-mailed Monday by a publicist for his attorney, Vicki Roberts.
By the time he realized Garner and Linney were being interviewed, Busey said he tried to step back but “suddenly Ryan introduced her to me.”
Calls to Garner’s publicist, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik, weren’t immediately returned.
“I simply greeted both actresses with joy and open arms, which is the way I would greet anyone I’m happy to meet,” Busey said. “Everyone has experienced a handshake or hug which has turned awkward, and this was no different.”
Busey, an Oscar nominee for his role in 1978’s “The Buddy Holly Story,” has parodied his eccentric reputation on the HBO comedy “Entourage.”
March 18, 2008 at 11:39 pm | main | No comment
Ben Affleck displayed a talented range of emotions today while shooting a scene for his upcoming political thriller State of Play outside Washington D.C.’s Environmental Protection Agency. The 39-year-old has been shuttling back and forth between his L.A.-based wife Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet to the D.C. shoots where he stars as a U.S. Congressman caught up in scandal when his mistress is found dead under suspicious circumstances.
The flick had been delayed for months after its leading stars Brad Pitt and Edward Norton bowed out at the last minute. They were eventually replaced by Russell Crowe and Ben, respectively.
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March 16, 2008 at 9:41 am | main | No comment
Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise’s fourth choice
Katie Holmes should look at the positive side of this story: fourth place is way better than fifth place. Ha ha ha, bunch of fifth place losers! And what exactly did Katie place fourth in? Why the Tom Cruise wife auditions of course. According to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, under the guise of needing an actress to star in a new Cruise film, Church head David Miscavige set up a “casting call” to help Tom find a wife. Marc told UK tabloid News of the World:
“They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”
But Katie Holmes popped into the Scientologist’s minds because she had previously spoken out about her crush on Tom. “They got her to L.A. and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he’s enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, “I knew immediately she was the one,” Marc says. (Source)
Tom knew “immediately she was the one”. . . after the other three. Getting picked fourth to be the wife of Tom Cruise is kind of like being selected as the third string quarterback: You know you’ll never get to see any action, but you have to smile and pretend that you’re happy . . . plus you get a paycheck if you keep your mouth shut and don’t spill any secrets. So a lot like a Priest.
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March 11, 2008 at 4:00 am | main | No comment
Gary Busey called in to Ryan Seacrest’s morning show on KIIS-FM today to explain why he accosted Ryan and Jennifer Garner on the Academy Awards red carpet last night. The incident had Ryan telling viewers at the time, “I don’t even know how to explain what’s just happened,” after Gary gave Jennifer Garner a vampiric kiss on the neck.
Today Gary, 63, said his intention was to pay Ryan a true compliment because “you [Ryan] are a champion of honesty,” referring to how the 33-year-old host conducts unscripted interviews at awards events. “I was trying to pay you a compliment,” Gary said, “but I didn’t realize that you were in the middle of an interview,” with Jennifer and fellow actress Laura Linney. “You looked like a deer in the headlights,” he told Ryan. Ellen K., Ryan’s on-air sidekick, told Gary that Ryan had to explain to viewers that the moment was live and unscripted.
After clearing things up, Ryan and Gary chatted about this season of American Idol and a possible film career for Ryan. Mr. Seacrest seemed to take it all in stride, and didn’t seem to harbor any ill will.
PageSix.com spoke with Gary Busey’s publicist, Kristi Blicharski, who told us, “Thank God for Gary spicing things up! Gary is a good old Southern boy with a big personality and it was just a spontaneous moment.” She went on to tell us that George Clooney approached the actor at one of the after-parties and told Gary that he was a big fan. No word if George’s girlfriend, Sarah Larson, suffered the same fate as Jennifer.
February 26, 2008 at 8:56 am | main | No comment
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While red may have been the colour of the evening this year, there was certainly plenty of other fabulous frocks in an array of dazzling shades to keep the fashion-conscious fan occupied on the red carpet.
Cameron Diaz rocked it in a gorgeous hue of baby pink, Jessica Alba showed off her glowing baby bump in a deep eggplant gown, while stars like Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Jennifer Garner chose classic black to offset their many sparklers. Â
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February 26, 2008 at 7:18 am | main | No comment
As Jennifer Garner and Best Actress nominee Laura Linney were stepping forward to be interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the E! pre-Oscar show, the former Oscar nominee Gary Busey yelled, “Ryan Seacrest! I’ve been looking for you for years!”
As the TV personality’s head whipped around to see Busey rambling toward them, both actresses tried to move away but then he grabbed Laura and kissed her on the cheek. Busey then faced an alarmed Seacrest who diverted Busey (effective but cowardly) by asking: “Do you know Jennifer Garner?â€? he said: “Who?â€? and then turned his attentions to Jennifer, even though he seemed not to know her (what the heck she was pretty). Busey then went off on his merry mad way and a visibly shaken Jennifer Garner finished her interview, Ryan told co-host Giuliana Rancic, “I don’t even know how to explain what just happened and the terror on Jennifer Garner’s face when that went down.” Then, when Giuliana asked if he had ever met Gary before, Ryan answered. “Never in my life.”
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February 25, 2008 at 9:10 pm | main | No comment
As threatened, Jimmy Kimmel has blasted back at girlfriend Sarah Silverman in the wake of her recent revelation – in an hysterical music video – that she and PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Matt Damon are intimate.
Her song: “I’m F—ing Matt Damon.” Kimmel’s song of revenge, unveiled on his ABC show Jimmy Kimmel Live Sunday night immediately after the Oscars: “I’m F—ing Ben Affleck.”
“Matt, Sarah, this is for you,” said Kimmel, noting that Silverman and Damon’s music video has been seen by about 8 million people on ABC.com and YouTube.
And the hilarious new clip – in which the two are seen giving each other pedicures before Affleck tweaks Kimmel’s bare chest – isn’t just a duet.
When it comes to backup singers, Kimmel somehow managed to round up a who’s-who of the entertainment industry, including Don Cheadle, Ashlee Simpson, Robin Williams, Cameron Diaz, Huey Lewis, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Josh Groban and Harrison Ford – who blows the new couple a kiss.
Costarring Brad Pitt
Even Brad Pitt makes a cameo, albeit in a non-singing role. He plays a FedEx deliveryman who brings a cake of congratulations to Kimmel and Affleck.
Kimmel and Affleck also stand nose to nose in the video, and all but kiss. As Robin Williams rhapsodizes, “This is not a man crush.”
“The reason I did it like this, I didn’t want my parents finding out from the tabloids,” Kimmel said after showing the video.
Affleck said his wife, Jennifer Garner, didn’t take the news very well. “Thank God my daughter is too young [to hear about this],” added the actor, referring to 2-year-old Violet.
Retorted a straight-faced Kimmel, “Well, she’s our daughter now.”
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February 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm | main | No comment
Jennifer Garner (one of Us’ Best Dressed Oscar stars) got a surprise red carpet welcome from actor Gary Busey.
Busey, who was last nominated for a Best Oscar in 1978’s The Buddy Holly Story, interrupted Ryan Seacrest’s interview with Garner to hug and kiss her on the neck!
A speechless Garner joked that she needed to find husband Ben Affleck to take care of Busey’s unwanted advances.
Watch the awkward encounter below:
February 25, 2008 at 7:52 pm | main | No comment
The Oscar telecast is moving full steam ahead. Host Jon Stewart is expected to arrive Saturday (today0 in Hollywood, bringing a busy staff of back-to-work writers for an intensive week of Oscar prep for next Sunday’s show. The Academy also has engaged veteran Oscar scribes Hal Kanter, Buz Kohan, Jon Macks and Bruce Vilanch.
Another element of this years Oscar show has fallen into place, the presenters have been lined up. The star-studded list in alphabetical order, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Cate Blanchett, Josh Brolin, Steve Carell, George Clooney, Penelope Cruz, Miley Cyrus, Patrick Dempsey, Cameron Diaz, Colin Farrell, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Garner, Tom Hanks, Anne Hathaway, Katherine Heigl, Jonah Hill, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Nicole Kidman, James McAvoy, Queen Latifah, Seth Rogen, Martin Scorsese, Hilary Swank, John Travolta, Denzel Washington and Renee Zellweger.
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February 16, 2008 at 9:52 pm | main | No comment
Tom Cruise wanted Jennifer Garner
Author Andrew Morton claims that before Tom Cruise married Katie Holmes he had his sights set on a number of high profile women including Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johansson, Kate Bosworth, and Jennifer Garner — but Holmes ultimately won the “audition” in the end. Morton’s new book Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography makes a number of claims about Cruise including one that his wife’s father brokered a high-praying pre-nup before the two married and that some Scientologists believe that Suri Cruise was actually conceived via artificial insemination — with the sperm coming from church founder L. Ron Hubbard. Regarding Garner, Us Weekly says:
Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star’s voice mail in 2004 asking “if she knew what freedom was,” but his advances were rebuffed. (Source)
When Tom talks about his women and their “freedom”, does he mean the freedom to dress up like an alien, a man, or my grandmother? Either way, Tom must feel like crap knowing the public thinks Jennifer Garner made a better decision marrying the star of Gigli!
January 16, 2008 at 5:00 am | main | No comment
DailyStab: Squirrels, beavers, dogs, cats, rats… it doesn’t matter! Eva Mendes says don’t take their shit! I’d totally give back my chipmonk robe if she asked.
Yeeeah: Kiefer Sutherland is on laundry and kitchen duty at County.
SeriouslyOMG: Hayden Panetierre — who saves the whales — is like the most popular girl.
Dlisted: David Blaine is trying to do something that made the last guy — a retarded DJ — go crazy and die.
ICYDK: J.R. Rotem is man seeking women, looking for a long term relationship, retarded.
POTP: Ryan Phillippe (fucking hate spelling his name) is back with that chick.
Wendy: Amy Winehouse with a bunch of coke all over her face.
GlamScene: Jennifer Garner without a bunch of coke all over her face. You suck Garner!
December 7, 2007 at 2:20 am | main | No comment
Co-stars Jennifer Garner & Kevin Kline  are proving to be big hit’s on Broadway - their run in Cyrano De Bergerac has been extended due to overwhelming ticket demand.
Cyrano was originally scheduled to run until December 23rd, (07), but now the show will continue over the Christmas and New Year period, and end on January 6th. The show  was forced to briefly close the show for 10 days because of the Broadway stagehands strike, which may have also contributed to ticket demand and extending the run. Cyrano De Bergerac originally began previews on 11 October (07) and opened on November 1st, (07) at the Richard Rodgers Theater.
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December 6, 2007 at 7:07 am | main | No comment
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner have forbidden their daughter Violet from becoming a child star. The couple are determined their little girl gets to enjoy her childhood. Garner says, “It’s important to us that she remains a kid. If she wants to do theatre someday, OK. But as far as making a living from it, that’s not a kid’s job. We won’t allow it.”
Jennifer is looking forward to adding to her family with husband Ben. The couple are infatuated with Violet who turns two in December and are planning more before long. Garner confirms, “I always wanted to have several. And Violet needs a sibling. But I’m not pregnant, and we’re not trying yet.”
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November 26, 2007 at 2:57 am | main | No comment
We Are Sick Of Celebs Pretending They Aren’t Pregnant - Girls Talkin SmackÂ
Angelina Jolie Nude Back In The Day -The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)
We Think Lindsay Lohan Looks Great Post Rehab - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)
Uma Thurman Is Gorgeous - Ninja DudeÂ
Where Did Hillary Duff Get Those Curves? - The Blemish
Could The Clothes From The Sex and the City Movie Get Any Worse? - Bumpshack
Jennifer Garner Hates People Magazine -Gabby BabbleÂ
Remember When Britney Spears Was Pretty? - Derek HailÂ
Heidi Montag Shooting A Video In A Bikini - Jordan Is Your Homeboy
Reese Witherspoon Gorgeous In Rome - Celebrity SmackÂ
Paris Hilton Uses Lots Of Tape To Get Cleavage - Seriously?OMG!WTF!
Gisele Bundchen Bikini Candids - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)Â
October 22, 2007 at 5:59 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Britney Spears Only Co-Wrote Two Songs On New Album “Blackout” - Derek HailÂ
Celebrity Boobs…Nuff Said - City Rag
Carrie Underwood Dating Dude From Gossip Girl - Girls Talkin Smack
We Admit We Have A Girl Crush on Megan Fox - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)
Jennifer Garner Thong Slip…This Doesn’t Happen Very Often - Ninja Dude
Hillary Duff Pokies - The BlemishÂ
Why Is Julia Roberts Insecure? - BumpshackÂ
Why Is Victorias Secret Selling The New Spice Girls Album? - Gabby Babble
Petra Nemcove Gives Eva Mendes A Big Kiss - Jordan Is Your Homeboy
How Did Lindsay Lohan Spend $7 Million? - Celebrity SmackÂ
Angelina Jolie In The Changeling - Seriously?OMG!WTF!Â
Eva Mendes Topless In Maxim Magazine - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)Â
October 16, 2007 at 8:08 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Well, it isn’t a happy day without a fantabulous pic of none other than Hollywood hottie Matt Damon, who is celebrating his 37th birthday today.
I wonder what wife Luciana has in store for the birthday boy. I’m hoping for lots of naughty spankings…
Can I just say that I hope we can all look as preserved as good ole Matt when we hit the 37 mark!
October 8, 2007 at 5:08 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
The Kingdom is a pretty good and sad movie about the United States and Saudi Arabia/Middle East relations that stars Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner.
Comedian Sarah Silverman is the type of girl that runs her mouth and offends every one, until someone fires back at her, and then she sues you for $100 million because your comments caused emotional suffering and distress.
With the demise of the drive-in movie theater, teen pregnancy has dropped very noticeably…coincidence?
SEC football trumps every other conference by leaps and bounds. Is the Big Ten dead or just on life support?  The ACC is very overrated as well.
Too bad puberty doesn’t happen at 40…..that would be extremely interesting to watch your parents go through those hormonally challenged years.
If you had one and only one web site (besides Bumpshack) that you could access every day, what would it be?
If you used the massive scale from Celebrity Fit Club and put Diddy’s ego on one side and Kanye West’s ego on the other side, which ego would weigh more?
What is the worst reality TV show of all-time?……my vote would be for The Bachelor.
Who is the female equivalent of Jack Nicholson?
It’s been almost 36,000 days since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
Michael Jackson wasn’t nearly as crazy as Britney Spears at her age. Imagine when Britney reaches Jacko’s age!
Mike Tyson is likely to go to jail for a long time over drugs.
There are two type of teams in the NFL:Â The New England Patriots and everybody else.
It’s insane for any jury to award a person $11 million dollars as a victim of verbal harassment. Call me whatever you want for $11 million bucks. On that note all of my high school basketball coaches and fraternity brothers when I pledged own me $11 mill a piece. By my math I am due close to $400 million dollars…..pay up NOW! lol
October 7, 2007 at 5:27 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Pacific Coast News
Jennifer Garner in Hawaii
NOTE: I’m out of town on a “working vacation� from Monday to Wednesday of this week. I’m using these three days to catch up on the hundreds of bikini pics I never got around to posting this summer. Masturbation jokes will resume on Thursday at approximately 7:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time.
September 20, 2007 at 12:07 am | Uncategorized | No comment
 
This is Jennifer Garner at the premier of The Kingdom a new action film in which she plays an FBI agent. I haven’t seen it yet, but I plan to because nothing would make me happier than to see Jennifer Garner holding an MP5 submachine gun and screaming for cover fire. I miss Alias.
Links for you while I fire up my Alias Season 2 DVDs.
- Soxy Lady has the video of the dude that stole Cano’s hat at the Sox Yankees game the other night. Ow. (SoxyLady)
- Afro Jacks listed the phone numer to Mystery from VH1 and Jezebel interviewed him via sexy phone call. (Jezebel)
- Hot Haley from Clemson (Klemp-Son) U. in my home state is the cute college girl of the week. (CH)
- Vanessa Hudgens is a nude teenager who can’t figure out what Tyra Banks is saying. (yeeeah)
- Jaime Pressly looking MILFy after the baby… (Bastardly)
- Jennifer Ellison lives in a bikini (Jordan)
- Paris Hilton. Fuck it. I don’t have the energy. Just click.(Allie)
- 24 is actually going to happen some in this decade! (Seriously OMG)
- Cloe Sevigny is a beautiful angel. (City Rag)
- Heidi Montag and her huge rack do something musical. (IBBB)
- Britney allegedly hired and alleged hitman to allegedly kill KFED. Allegedly. (GoT)
- Ryan Seacrest failed as a host of the Emmys. YOU FAILED. (New Chatter)
Film, Hotties, Jennifer Garner
September 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
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September 18, 2007 at 8:14 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
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