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Justin Timberlake makes it all look easy but he recently revealed he has some life challenges of his own to deal with. Justin is quoted by website Collider.com as saying: “I have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) mixed with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). You try living with that. It’s complicated.”
The 27-year-old entertainer revealed the condition affects many parts of his daily life, right down to making sure objects are always lined up perfectly.
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a psychiatric anxiety disorder often characterized by obsessive thoughts, compulsions or rituals. Several celebrities have admitted suffering from the condition including David Beckham, Jessica Alba and Cameron Diaz
Attention Deficit Disorder is a developmental disorder, and suffers often complain of forgetfulness, distractibility and hyperactivity.
Justin has also admitted in the interview he is “addicted” to performing live, and gets a thrill out of entertaining arenas packed with his fans.
He explained: “I get butterflies. You just kind of get caught up in the electricity of it. Oh, yeah, that still happens to this day. And when that stops happening, you should stop.
“It’s addictive, you know what I mean?”
June 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm | main | No comment
Mike Myers and his movies have raked in over $2 billion dollars in ticket sales since he left ‘Saturday Night Live’ to pursue a career in film. He has by all accounts been extremely successful. However, Myers has had more than enough horrible movies that have bombed as well. With the horrible box office results and reviews of The Love Guru I decided to put together this list of:
The 5 Worst Mike Myers Movies of All-Time
1. The Love Guru - IMDB Rating 4.5 - If you spent $10 bucks to see this film after seeing it advertised shamelessly on ‘American Idol’ then you probably should be submitted to take a psych test. Sometimes the big Hollywood power houses give too much control to stars and their pet projects. The Love Guru should have never been given a green light. Anytime you put Kanye West, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake on the big screen opposite the eccentric Mike Myers the result becomes inexplicitly predictable.
Released 2008, 88 minutes too long. $14.0 opening weekend.
2. The Cat in the Hat - IMDB Rating 3.3 - I am old school and truly believe Dr. Seuss belongs on paper not the big screen. Myers was woefully miscast in this Seuss classic. Producers thought after Jim Carrey’s success as the ‘Grinch’ that Myers would be the perfect fit to play ‘The Cat in the Hat.’ All of Mike’s attempts at humor went over the heads of children and were too juvenile for adults……mostly about farting, double-entendres and body humor. Hopefully after Mike’s woeful performance as the Cat they will ban any and all future production of Dr. Seuess books into box office films.
Released 2003, 82 minutes too long
3. The Thin Pink Line - IMDB Rating 3.9 - If you saw this one you probably rented it after seeing all of the star power on the back of the movie box. This film stars not only Myers but Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Janeane Garofalo, and David Schwimmer as well. So it had a butt-load of star power yet that couldn’t save this sinking ship from a weak script. The title, which reminds me of a bad porn spin off of The Hunt for Red October, probably didn’t help in the marketing of the film either.
Released 1998, 106 minutes too long
4. Pete’s Meteor - IMDB Rating 4.8- Myers plays a drug addict (I thought he was high all the time anyway) in this 1998 bomb. For those who didn’t see this one, which is all of you, the plot centers around a meteor that lands in Pete’s back yard. The rest of the film Pete and his sister are trying to track down and reclaim the meteor from the government and a university that is claiming it. If you own this DVD then it is probably a coaster. Pick up your soda and see if its resting on this flick. If Mike Myers touched it in 1998 it BOMBED as two of the three films he made in 98 made this list with the third being an dishonorable mention below.
Released 1998, 92 minutes too long
5. Wayne’s World 2 - IMDB Rating 5.7 - I have to admit being a big fan of Wayne’s World on SNL. I use to stay up every Saturday night back in the day and watch the rest of the garbage on there in hopes of seeing a 4 minute skit with Wayne, Garth and perhaps a guest band like Aerosmith. The first WW movie was great and they should have stopped after that male-teen masterpiece. The sequel was not as well written and was very much a bore….except for the legions of 13 and 14-year old boys who saw it in the theaters. The movie poster tagline (above) pretty much sums up WW2.
Released 1993, 95 minutes too long
Dishonorable Mentions: So I Married an Axe Murderer, Elvis Stories, 54 and Austin Powers in Goldmember.
June 24, 2008 at 4:14 am | main | No comment
The Love Guru starring and written by actor Mike Myers has bombed at the box office. Many thought the movie would go head-to-head with Steve Carell in Get Smart this weekend for the coveted top spot. It is not going to even come close
The movie opened Friday night in 4th place in theaters. The Love Guru opened on 3,012 screens and made just $5,425,000 for an average of $1,800 per screen. By comparison Get Smart opened on 3,911 screens for $13,500,000 and an average of $$3,452 per screen according to Box Office Mojo.
Guru has been promoted and advertised non-stop starting with the contestants on American Idol going to see Mike Myers in character as the ‘Love Guru’ as well as Myers showing up as the guru during one of the last Idol shows this season.
Production costs for the film were over $64 million dollars.
The average critics score on Yahoo! movies is D+ and with Yahoo! users it is a C with over 850 ratings.
Film synopsis of The Love Guru:
Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid - to the horror of the teams’ owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the Stanley Cup.
The movie has looked like a bust every time it has been shamelessly promoted over the past few months. Either Justin Timberlake in a Speedo scared away audiences or without it the movie wouldn’t have registered on the the box office richter scale this weekend.
Myers has created and brought us big hits like Wayne’s World and Austin Powers, but Mike comes up way short with The Love Guru.
June 22, 2008 at 10:56 pm | main | No comment
Seems like Jessica Alba, who just gave birth this June 7, has all the qualities to be a perfect mother. “Sin City” costar Rosario Dawson praises her intelligence and strength, saying she would be a good role model.
June 22, 2008 at 8:20 pm | main | No comment
The Love Guru - (PG-13) Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid - to the horror of the teams’ owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse” and win the Stanley Cup.
Get Smart - (PG-13) Maxwell Smart is on a mission to thwart the latest plot for world domination by the evil crime syndicate known as KAOS. When the headquarters of U.S. spy agency Control is attacked and the identities of its agents compromised, the Chief has no choice but to promote his ever-eager analyst Maxwell Smart, who has always dreamt of working in the field alongside stalwart superstar Agent 23. Smart is partnered instead with the only other agent whose identity has not been compromised: the lovely-but-lethal veteran Agent 99. As Smart and 99 get closer to unraveling KAOS’ master plan–and each other–they discover that key KAOS operative Siegfried and his sidekick Shtarker are scheming to cash in with their network of terror. Given little field experience and even less time, Smart–armed with nothing but a few spy-tech gadgets and his unbridled enthusiasm–must defeat KAOS if he is to save the day.
Brick Lane - (PG-13) The story of a beautiful young Bangladeshi woman, Nazneen, who arrives in 1980s London, leaving behind her beloved sister and home, for an arranged marriage and a new life. Trapped within the four walls of her flat in East London, and in a loveless marriage with the middle aged Chanu, she fears her soul is quietly dying. Her sister Hasina, meanwhile, continues to live a carefree life back in Bangladesh, stumbling from one adventure to the next. Nazneen struggles to accept her own lifestyle, and keeps her head down in spite of life’s blows, but she soon discovers that life cannot be avoided–and is forced to confront it the day that the hotheaded young Karim comes knocking at her door.
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl - (G) Aspiring reporter Kit Kittredge canât resist bringing home strays, whether itâs Grace, an abandoned basset hound, or Will and Countee, a pair of young hobos willing to trade work for meals. Bright, inquisitive and generous, Kit is a natural born leader. But her happy childhood is abruptly interrupted when her father loses his car dealership and must leave Cincinnati to look for work. Kit and her mother Margaret are left to manage on their own, growing vegetables, selling eggs and even taking in an assortment of boarders including an itinerant magician, a vivacious dance instructor on the prowl for a husband and a zany mobile librarian. When a crime spree sweeps Cincinnati, all signs point to the local âhobo jungle,â�? where Will and Countee live with a group of their impoverished companions. Kit, who always has her antennae out for a good news story, convinces her new friends to take her to see the hobo camp for herself and writes an article that creates a sympathetic portrait of the campâs residents. But when Kitâs mother and their boarders become the latest victims in a string of robberies, Kitâs loyalties are tested. Will is accused of the crimes and, with all of their savings gone, the Kittredges face losing their house to foreclosure. Determined to recover the stolen money and believing Will is innocent, Kit recruits her friends Ruthie and Stirling to help her track down the real culprit. Together they uncover a plot that goes far beyond Cincinnati!
June 20, 2008 at 2:29 pm | main | No comment
2008 Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List released on Wednesday and Talk show host Oprah Winfrey is once again the world’s most powerful celebrity. It’s the for the fifth time overall for Oprah and this is the second straight year she has been on top.
The rankings give the most weight to earnings over the past year but also factors in such things as Internet presence, press clippings, magazine covers and mentions on TV and radio. Jolie for example was close to being number one in the list despite only making (a mere) $14 million, because the number of magazine covers that she was on, the number of stories she was mentioned in. Here’s the top ten and what they earned:
1) Oprah Winfrey $275 million
2) Tiger Woods, $115 million
3) Angelina Jolie $14 million
4) Beyonce Knowles $80 million
5) David Beckham $50 million
6) Johnny Depp $72 million
7) Jay-Z $82 million
The Police $115 million
9) J.K. Rowling (reluctant celebrity) $300 million
10) Brad Pitt $20 million
Among those dropping from the top 100 this year are Tom Hanks, Jessica Alba, Hayden Panettiere, Adam Sandler and Scarlett Johansson, The Rolling Stones, Elton John and Jessica Simpson.
The full list can be seen at http://www.forbes.com/celebrities.
Source
June 12, 2008 at 9:02 am | main | No comment
Congratulations to Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who have just welcomed a baby girl! They named her Honor Marie.
Jessica’s said in previous interviews, “I don’t want to be my child’s best friend. I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it’s going to be about treading that line.”
The two met while they were filming Fantastic Four.
June 9, 2008 at 11:47 pm | main | No comment
Wee Man at LAX yesterday
+ Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra play naughty dress up [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Paris Hilton lounging on her balcony in nothing but a towel [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Megan Fox Wants Sex All the Time [Egotastic!]
+ The greatest Jessica Alba ass pic in the history of Jessica Alba ass pics [College Humor]
+ What the fuck is Victoria Beckham wearing? [Bastardly]
+ Paparazzi heart Hayden [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ What the fuck is Lily Allen wearing? [Dlisted]
+ Top 10 deadliest human weapons in film [Maxim]
+ Lindsay’s parents reunite! . . . in court [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Christina Stefanidi is the sexiest Greek woman alive [Double Viking]
+ Sexy Bond babe Olga Kurylenko [F-Listed]
+ Behind the scenes at Marisa Miller’s Maxim lingerie shoot [Popoholic]
+ Patridge! Fox! Celebrity Boob Showdown 2008! [NinjaDude]
[BauerGriffinOnline]
June 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm | main | No comment
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Jessica Alba bikini pics! (Beverly Hills - 5/27)
What kind of slimy photo agency would send their photographers to peek into the backyard of a pregnant woman and take pictures of her while she’s lounging around in a bikini? No seriously, does anyone know? Are they hiring?
June 3, 2008 at 12:45 am | main | No comment
New York Yankees playboy Derek Jeter is rumored to be wining and dining actress “Friday Night Lights” actress Minka Kelly.
WAS the mystery guy spotted slinking around the Empire Hotel with smoldering starlet Minka Kelly Yankee star Derek Jeter? Though Kelly’s publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly’s dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the “Friday Night Lights” actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. “She’s still playing the field,” one source told us.
Chalk another one up for the captain of the Yankees. The women he has dated make up a celebrity hall of fame that includes Mariah Carey, Adriana Lima, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Vida Guerra.
Minka has previously been tied to Chris Evans, Donald Faison, John Mayer (naturally) and Topher Grace.
May 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm | main | No comment
Derek Jeter’s banging Minka Kelly
Jessica Biel? Check. Scarlett Johansson? Check. Jordana Brewster? Check. Mariah Carey? Check. Miss Universe Lara Dutta? Check. Gabrielle Union? Check. Jessica Alba? Check. Adriana Lima? Check. Vanessa Minnillo? Check. And now Derek Jeter can add Minka Kelly to the list. The two were seen having dinner together Monday night in New York. The New York Post says:
Was the mystery guy spotted slinking around the Empire Hotel with smoldering starlet Minka Kelly Yankee star Derek Jeter? Though Kelly’s publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly’s dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the “Friday Night Lights” actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. “She’s still playing the field,” one source told us. (Source)
Now Jeter’s landed Minka Kelly? Christ, this guy’s been in more poon than Kotex. The only explanation I can come up with for the amount of hot chicks this guy’s banged over the years is that his dick must play Sex and the City* re-runs on it. BTW, if Minka’s “playing the field”, she’s the only one right now. Jeter injured his wrist this week and has been shelved. On a related note, I injured my wrist this week too . . . thinking of all the hot ass he’s tapped.
*Opening May 30th! I can’t wait, can you?!!!!!1!!1!
May 23, 2008 at 3:45 am | main | No comment
The Monday courthouse wedding of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren was so secret, not even the Awake actress’ brother, Josh, was told, and only found out about the wedding when contacted by Us Weekly magazine.
When asked by the mag what he thought of his sister’s shock wedding, Josh Alba replied: “My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!”
Once he’d gotten over his surprise at the news, he cleverly side-stepped the question of whether or not he thought Warren was a “good suitor” for his older sister. “Well, he’s my brother-in-law now!” Alba said.
The newlyweds didn’t tell any of their family and friends about their intentions to wed because they were so desperate to keep their nuptials secret from the press.
Jessica and Cash tied the knot in a private courthouse ceremony in L.A. on Monday, around 40 minutes after applying for a marriage license. The pair got engaged in December shortly after Alba confirmed her pregnancy to the media.
Alba had previously stated that she would not marry while she had a baby bump.
[Source]
May 22, 2008 at 8:32 am | main | No comment
Fantastic Four actress Jessica Alba married long-time boyfriend Cash Warren at a secret ceremony at the Beverly Hills courthouse on Monday according to Alba’s rep. Brad Cafarelli.
According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.
Alba and Cash-daddy are expecting their first child later on this summer. The two met during filming of Fantastic Four. Warren was an assistant on the set.
May 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm | main | No comment
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are married
Jessica Alba’s rep confirmed to People today that Alba and fiancé Cash Warren “quietly wed yesterday” in Beverly Hills. A source told the mag:
[Alba and Warren] were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.
“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.
Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says. (Source)
Awwwwww, just what every little girl dreams of: a quickie wedding to avoid the stigma of giving birth to a bastard child. Hallmark makes a card for that, right? Maybe I’ll just send flowers . . .
[INFDaily.com]
May 21, 2008 at 6:30 am | main | No comment
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According to The Sun UK, little Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is a closet lesbian, who’s just been outed!
The newspaper stated that the former child star had been constantly “dogged by rumours she [is a] lesbian,” and that Panettiere proved, for once, that the gossip was true when she hinted at the possibility of having an affair with some on Hollywood’s hottest leading ladies.
Pantyhair was quoted as saying: “[The lesbian rumours are] fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.
“And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”
Perhaps the Heroes execs could write something in the script for the next season, so Hayden can be really sure… 
[Source]
May 13, 2008 at 7:31 am | main | No comment
HEROES star HAYDEN PANETTIERE has played down rumours she is a lesbian - but admits she’d have a gay affair with a string of Hollywood’s leading ladies.
The 18-year-old insists she doesn’t care if the press think she’s gay, because she would happily date Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie.
She says, “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.
“And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”
(source)
May 12, 2008 at 6:59 pm | main | No comment
Jessica Alba is see through (Beverly Hills - 4/30)
I cross a lot of lines on this site but one thing I absolutely refuse to do is post see through pics of a pregnant woman . . . totally kidding. I have no morals. I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. True story.*
*not true, but I did lose all my money in the nickel slots
[Splash News]
May 1, 2008 at 11:00 pm | main | No comment
FHM magazine has named Megan Fox as the ‘Hottest Woman Alive’. Fox has often been compared to a cheap, knockoff version of Angelina Jolie. The real Angelina came in at 9th place.
FHM’s Top 20 Hottest Women Alive
- Megan Fox (photos)
- Jessica Alba (photos)
- Keeley Hazell (photos)
- Elisha Cuthbert (photos)
- Hayden Panettiere (photos)
- Scarlett Johansson (photos)
- Cheryl Cole (photos)
- Hilary Duff (photos)
- Angelina Jolie (photos)
- Keira Knightley (photos)
- Rihanna (photos)
- Kate Beckinsale (photos)
- Jessica Biel (photos)
- Eva Longoria (photos)
- Alessandra Ambrosio (photos)
- Rachel Bilson (photos)
- Beyonce Knowles (photos)
- Gemma Atkinson (photos)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt (photos)
- Christina Aguilera (photos)
More Megan Fox Pictures
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April 24, 2008 at 11:42 pm | main | No comment
Mariah Carey at Mr. Chow (4/22)
Mariah Carey told OK! magazine omigoodlookatherboobs that the reason she doesn’t want to have kids omigoodlookatherboobs is that she doesn’t want to feel “violated” omigoodlookatherboobs:
“It’s hard to have kids in this world. I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it. For now, I enjoy my dog Jack’s company. It’s definitely because of childhood traumatic stuff. The whole not wanting to have a baby as a baby. I never wanted to feel violated and I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.” (Source)
This chick has more issues than the New York Post. Of course the real reason she’s probably not ready to get pregnant right now is because it might ruin her spray-on abs. While I agree with Mariah that having a kid ruins a woman’s body (see: Alba, Jessica), she does realize that she has more silicon in her than a supercomputer?
[INF Daily]
April 24, 2008 at 6:00 am | main | No comment
How is Jessica Alba preparing for her baby? She’s in a “frantic nesting mode” and getting really excited (if a little anxious) about being a mom.
“I’m used to having to be somewhere all the time, and it’s kind of the first time in my life where I really haven’t been working in a while, and now it’s just about the baby being healthy, the house being ready, and nesting, it’s really different. It’s cool – I feel like I’m fully absorbing the whole experience.”
April 18, 2008 at 11:09 pm | main | No comment
Lindsay Lohan leaving a hair salon in L.A. (4/15)
+ Alicia Keys says she was misquotes about all that conspiracy shit [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Naomi Campbell is banning the airline that already banned her [Dlisted]
+ When light hits Pam Anderson the wrong way, she turns into a monster [College Humor]
+ Kelly Ripa is a coke slut [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Alba is Super Busty [Egotastic!]
+ Holy crap Susan Sarandon has huge boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Nanomi Takizawa means “huge boobs” in Japanese [Bastardly]
+ L.A. to New York in four minutes [CityRag]
+ Anne Coulter topless? No thank you [Cele|bitchy]
+ Robert Downey Jr. sucks a mean thumb [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Prom Night blows, like really bad [Pajiba]
+ Some actor dude tears Scientology a new asshole [The Blemish]
+ Johnny Fairplay takes on a real comedian, loses [Derek Hail]
[WENN]
April 17, 2008 at 9:00 pm | main | No comment
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