Jessica Biel

Quickies ReduxJune 25

Jessica Biel has nice sweater puppies
Jessica Biel at LAX airport (6/24)

+ Cheryl Tweedy looking smoking hot in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather]

+ “Bianca Holland” means “Big Boobs” in Spanish [Lossip]
+ Ali Larter’s Bikini Cleavage is Very Allure-ing [Egotastic!]
+ Irina Sheik in lingerie? Sure! [Horny Oyster]
+ A little something for the ladies [Pink Is The New Blog]

+ This is like asking a mother to pick her favorite kid [Double Viking]
+ Nicole Richie talks, no one listens [ICYDK]
+ Kim Kardashian’s juggs come up for air [F-Listed]
+ It’s Lenny Kravitz’s butt crack! [Part Mule]

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

Trace Ayala: “I Don’t See” a Wedding in Justin Timberlake’s FutureJune 13

Justin Timberlake’s BFF (and business partner) Trace Ayala doesn’t expect the singer and Jessica Biel to walk down the aisle anytime soon.

Asked if he sees wedding bells in their future, he said, “I hope so. To be honest, I don’t see them in the future, but I hope so. I really do.”

He spoke to reporters Wednesday at the Hollywood premiere of Timberlake’s new comedy The Love Guru about what makes their relationship work.

“It is not just her, it is also him when he is with her — it is awesome,” he said. “They are just awesome together. She is just a great girl.”

Ayala said he and his girlfriend, actress Joanna Garcia, occasionally double date with the celeb couple “when we have time.”

Ayala’s tip for a successful relationship?

“For us, it is very important that both people have their own thing going on,” he said, “and that there is a lot of time for yourself. ”

Added Garcia, “He is the most romantic guy on the planet. I will come home and there will be a bouquet of flowers, and he’ll force me to eat this fantastic bowl of pasta. It is so wonderful.”

(source)

The Ultimate Jessica Biel Booty PostJune 12

I have decided to make today, Jessica Biel appreciation day. In light of this, I have made a little video composition of some of Jessica’s finer assets.

Before you get to that, follow the link to see some pics to give you a taste.









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Timberlake Denies Pregnancy & Engagement RumoursJune 12

Singer Justin Timberlake silenced gossip columnists across the globe when he announced on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno that he and girlfriend Jessica Biel aren’t engaged or expecting a child together.

For weeks, speculation of a possible shotgun wedding for the two stars has been growing, however, Timberlake was quick to dispel the rumours, joking about the news of his engagement with host Leno on Tuesday evening.

“Am I engaged? In what?” Timberlake asked, after Leno questioned him on his rumoured proposal to Biel. “I’m engaged in a conversation with you,” added the former N’Sync singer.

He also denied the pregnancy rumour, telling Leno “I’m not pregnant” when probed with the baby question.

One thing the singer did confirm was his relationship with the Chuck & Larry starlet, which the male members of the audience cheered with gusto. “Woo is right!” Timberlake told the crowd.

[Source]

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Derek Jeter Putting Moves on Minka KellyMay 23

New York Yankees playboy Derek Jeter is rumored to be wining and dining actress “Friday Night Lights” actress Minka Kelly.

WAS the mystery guy spotted slinking around the Empire Hotel with smoldering starlet Minka Kelly Yankee star Derek Jeter? Though Kelly’s publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly’s dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the “Friday Night Lights” actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. “She’s still playing the field,” one source told us.

Chalk another one up for the captain of the Yankees.  The women he has dated make up a celebrity hall of fame that includes Mariah Carey, Adriana Lima, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and Vida Guerra.

Minka has previously been tied to Chris Evans, Donald Faison, John Mayer (naturally) and Topher Grace.

Damn you Jeter!May 23

Derek Jeter is banging Minka Kelly
Derek Jeter’s banging Minka Kelly

Jessica Biel? Check. Scarlett Johansson? Check. Jordana Brewster? Check. Mariah Carey? Check. Miss Universe Lara Dutta? Check. Gabrielle Union? Check. Jessica Alba? Check. Adriana Lima? Check. Vanessa Minnillo? Check. And now Derek Jeter can add Minka Kelly to the list. The two were seen having dinner together Monday night in New York. The New York Post says:

Was the mystery guy spotted slinking around the Empire Hotel with smoldering starlet Minka Kelly Yankee star Derek Jeter? Though Kelly’s publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly’s dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the “Friday Night Lights” actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. “She’s still playing the field,” one source told us. (Source)

Now Jeter’s landed Minka Kelly? Christ, this guy’s been in more poon than Kotex. The only explanation I can come up with for the amount of hot chicks this guy’s banged over the years is that his dick must play Sex and the City* re-runs on it. BTW, if Minka’s “playing the field”, she’s the only one right now. Jeter injured his wrist this week and has been shelved. On a related note, I injured my wrist this week too . . . thinking of all the hot ass he’s tapped.

*Opening May 30th! I can’t wait, can you?!!!!!1!!1!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel marrying soon?May 20

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel engaged?
Feel the passion between them!

Dating for a little over a year, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s ass (I refuse to call her anything else) are reportedly eager to get married. And if we’re to believe reports that claim Jessica Biel’s ass has quit drinking, the marriage may be of the shotgun variety. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:

“Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.” (Source)

I just don’t get today’s pop stars. You have millions of dollars in the bank, thousands of unspoiled, underage girls dying to get into your pants, and the youth to exploit those things for decades to come — why settle for one woman? When I become rich and famous, there’s only two chicks I’d settle down for: Brazil and Sweden.

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[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]

Justin Timberlake to propose to ‘pregnant’ Jessica Biel?May 20

According to The UK Sun newspaper, Justin Timberlake is planning to propose to Jessica Biel.  Personally I think the newspaper has been in it’s own Sun a little too long, but they say Justin is going to pop the question to Jessica, who sparked rumors she is pregnant after she recently stopped drinking.

A Sun source said: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.

Yeah sure, definitely.  Timberlake is supposedly planning to fly friends and family to an exclusive 1,400-acre privately owned island of Mustique in the West Indies for the wedding, to prevent anyone from photographing or reporting on the ceremony.  The only way I would believe this story could be true is if indeed Jessica who has been sidelined from the troubled movie “Nailed” is pregnant.  It would be a huge story and that’s why I bothered mentioning this rumor but I don’t think it’s gonna happen.

Troubled movie “Nailed? sidelines Jessica Biel & Jake GyllenhallMay 11

Here’s an interesting situation where a movie might not get finished because of financing issues. Temperamental director David O. Russell’s saucy political comedy Nailed has been put on hold while shooting in South Carolina because of funding issues. Nailed is based on the novel Sammy’s Hill authored by Al Gore’s daughter Kristin who co-wrote the script with Russell. The film focuses on a naive small town waitress (Jessica Biel) who gets a nail lodged in her head and discovers a new-found sexual drive. When she travels to Washington to fight for better health care for the “bizarrely injured”, she meets an unscrupulous U.S. congressman (Jake Gyllenhaal) who attempts to take advantage of her. James Brolin plays the U.S. Speaker Of The House. The Indie film cast also stars James Marsden, Catherine Keener, and Tracy Morgan.

The filming predicament is solely related to its financing, not to budget overruns or its director David O. Russell who is known for turbulent shoots. Already on Nailed, James Caan quit two weeks ago after he and director Russel couldn’t agree on the best way for the actor to choke to death on a cookie during a scene. Not exactly what you would expect to be a make or break scene. Caan was later replaced by James Brolin. And for gossip sake let’s mention Russell has also had well-documented differences with George Clooney (the two came to blows on the set of Three Kings) and Lily Tomlin (profane exchanges on the set of I Heart Huckabees).

Nailed which began filming in April was shut down by the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) on Friday because of insufficient funds on deposit with the guild.  Money issues for David Bergstein’s Capitol Films which is financing the film may be behind the problems. Nikki Finke of Deadline Hollywood reports the Columbia, S.C. shoot is also in trouble with both IATSE and Teamsters, and some of those union members have left the beleaguered $25 million budgeted production. Rumors also are circulating that the state of South Carolina could withdraw its incentive monies because of the financing problems. Filmmakers hope to resolve the cash crunch and re-start shooting next week since principal photography is only at the halfway point. An inside source on the pic says:

“I am confident we will finish. The financing on this like most indies is based on bank loans and bridge loans. This is a matter of waiting on the bridge loan. Hopefully, it will all be resolved.

Meanwhile co-stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel and the other name actors are all standing by to see if the movie can continue to completion.

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FHM’s Hottest Woman Alive: Megan Fox (pictures)April 24

Megan Fox

FHM magazine has named Megan Fox as the ‘Hottest Woman Alive’. Fox has often been compared to a cheap, knockoff version of Angelina Jolie.  The real Angelina came in at 9th place.

FHM’s Top 20 Hottest Women Alive

  1. Megan Fox (photos)
  2. Jessica Alba (photos)
  3. Keeley Hazell (photos)
  4. Elisha Cuthbert (photos)
  5. Hayden Panettiere (photos)
  6. Scarlett Johansson (photos)
  7. Cheryl Cole (photos)
  8. Hilary Duff (photos)
  9. Angelina Jolie (photos)
  10. Keira Knightley (photos)
  11. Rihanna (photos)
  12. Kate Beckinsale (photos)
  13. Jessica Biel (photos)
  14. Eva Longoria (photos)
  15. Alessandra Ambrosio (photos)
  16. Rachel Bilson (photos)
  17. Beyonce Knowles (photos)
  18. Gemma Atkinson (photos)
  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt (photos)
  20. Christina Aguilera (photos)

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Quickies ReduxMarch 20

Biel goes blonde
Jessica Biel out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday

+ Kristin Cavallari did what at age 13? (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Even ugly people get paid in Hollywood [Maxim]
+ Kate Beckinsale Isn’t Wearing Any Underwear [Egotastic!]
+ Fergie is probably pregnant [Just Jared]
+ Sofia Vergara looking sexy for Maxim [Lossip]

+ Pauly Shore goes on a racial rant [ICYDK]
+ Bulgarian Idol kicks ass [Attuworld]
+ That stupid celebrity prank show is spamming blogs [Cele|bitchy]
+ Kate Hockly is stacked [Horny Oyster]

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[WENN, Splash News]

Quickies ReduxMarch 20

Biel goes blonde
Jessica Biel out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday

+ Kristin Cavallari did what at age 13? (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Even ugly people get paid in Hollywood [Maxim]
+ Kate Beckinsale Isn’t Wearing Any Underwear [Egotastic!]
+ Fergie is probably pregnant [Just Jared]
+ Sofia Vergara looking sexy for Maxim [Lossip]

+ Pauly Shore goes on a racial rant [ICYDK]
+ Bulgarian Idol kicks ass [Attuworld]
+ That stupid celebrity prank show is spamming blogs [Cele|bitchy]
+ Kate Hockly is stacked [Horny Oyster]

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[WENN, Splash News]

Quickies ReduxMarch 5

Me like
Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova launching the new Victoria’s Secret BioFit Uplift bra at The Grove in L.A. (3/4)

+ Top 10 TV Nymphos [Maxim]

+ Lindsay Lohan has coke bloat [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Alba is a miss [Lossip]
+ Up Close and Personal with Hayden Panettiere [Egotastic!]
+ Shay Laren is stacked [Horny Oyster]

+ Kate Bosworth bikini pics [CELEBSLAM]
+ Kid Rock pleads not guilty to Waffle House brawl [ICYDK]
+ Uh oh. Miley Cyrus has Lindsay Lohan’s phone number [F-Listed]
+ Jessica Biel topless? Sure! [College Humor]

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Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson “Hooking Up?February 29

After a suicide attempt last August, Owen Wilson has been given a second chance at life – and, it seems, love.

The actor was seen driving his silver Toyota Prius away from Kate Hudson’s Pacific Palisades home on Feb. 23.

Now that Wilson, 39, is healthy again – he presented an award at Sunday’s Academy Awards – he and Hudson may be rebuilding their romance, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“They are hooking up,” a Wilson insider told Us. Confirms a Hudson source, “They have definitely been talking, hanging out and, yes, hooking up.”

Hudson, 28, broke off her yearlong liaison with her You, Me and Dupree costar last spring after it became clear to her that his partying took priority over their relationship, several sources told Us.

The pair “are at a good place with each other,” a pal said.

Lurking on the side may be Justin Timberlake, who is currently dating Jessica Biel. Multiple sources told Us the 27-year-old singer and Hudson have been more than just friends at times.

“It’s not constant and very casual,” a Hudson insider said.

Reps for both Timberlake and Hudson deny they’re hooking up.

Wilson’s rep had no comment and a lawyer for Hudson said Us’ claims were “false.”

(source)

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are back on?February 28

Is something cooking between these 2 again, and will it pan out?

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are back at it according to reports. Kate, was spotted leaving Owen’s Malibu home on Monday afternoon. The former couple were also seen together on Saturday as well. The ex-lovers began dating in fall 2006 when they met on the set of You, Me and Dupree, but endured a highly publicized breakup in June 2007, which was followed by Owen’s August suicide attempt. I guess Owen just can’t stay away from Kate.  Kate who is recently quoted as saying she has no boyfriend is also supposedly dating Justin Timberlake who is dating Jessica Biel.

Kate Hudson’s stealth romance with Justin Timberlake?February 25

On to the next Kate Hudson rumor.  She doesn’t seem to be pregnant based on recent pictures showing off her slim figure. And she hasn’t been photographed with any romantic involements for quite a while.  However a NY Post source says that Kate Hudson has been secretly seeing Justin Timberlake for the past year. If it were true I guess Justin would want to keep things quiet since I don’t think Jessica Biel would be to keen to know about this. Jessica Biel by the way is away in London filming her new movie in the midst of this rumoring. But why Kate would want to sneak around with Justin for that long is beyond me.  Still even though it seems to defy all logic, the two have been spotted together recently by more then one source. Life & Style also reports:

Justin was spotted in early February having lunch at a Whole Foods Market in NYC with Kate Hudson. And on Jan. 11, Justin and Kate were seen at the new club Villa in Hollywood and reports circulated that they kissed.

I think some of these sighting have to be true, but it doesn’t mean Justin and Kate are anything more then friends.  Consider the alternative. Did Justin Timberlake wake up one morning and decide he hates having sex with Jessica Biel (not likely) or is Kate just a little something. something on the side?

QuickiesFebruary 11

Britney Spears is a mess
Britney Spears leaving the Millennium Dance Studio (2/9)

+ Who actually buys this crap? [Dlisted]

+ Fergie flashes her ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures are Complex [Egotastic!]
+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Bastardly]
+ The exact moment Jamie-Lynn Spears turned into a whore [College Humor]

+ The 8 Crappiest Tech-Based Horror Movies [Maxim]
+ Eva Mendes is recovering, perky [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jessica Biel goes blonde [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ The Girls Next Door do Mardi Gras . . . not literally [CityRag]

+ “Fuck the Grammys” so says Britney Spears [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Bruce Willis is tappin’ some 28-year-old ass [The Evil Beet]
+ J.Lo schedules delivery around tabloid deadlines [Yeeeah!]
+ Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are twisted sisters [popbytes]

Britney Spears leaving the Millenium Dance StudioBritney Spears at Millenium Dance StudioBritney Spears in torn fishnetsBritney Spears likes short shortsBritney Spears leaving rehearsalBritney Spears learning to dance

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Jessica Alba: I Want a Brown BabyFebruary 8

Say it loud: Jessica Alba is brown and she’s proud! The actress, who caught flack last year for saying that she considers herself American and not Latina, is doing some backpedaling on the March cover of Latina magazine.

The pregnant actress says that she hopes her baby inherits her ethnic looks. “I’m excited for my baby to be brown,? she tells the mag. “I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash [Warren] and I are like, please!”

But the new face of Revlon put her foot in her mouth once again when she bragged about her low-maintenance lifestyle. “I’m not a make-up and hair kind of girl,? she said. “I don’t really have a brush.”

Uh, Jess, Ron Perlman is on line two for you…

On being low-maintenance:
“I’m not a make-up and hair kind of girl. I don’t really have a brush.”

On her ethnic looks:
“I like that I look different. I like having flavor. I think it’s funny that women get their lips injected and get butt implants. Everyone wants to look like us now.”

On the plastic surgery trend among L.A. women:
“In Beverly Hills there’s a whole race of women that look exactly the same. The cheeks, the lips, the t*ts, the a*s — everything. They’re scary. They’re so skinny.”

On why she doesn’t think she’s sexy:
“Scarlett Johansson is insanely sexy, Jessica Biel is insanely sexy, Angelina Jolie is insanely sexy. So why me? It doesn’t even make sense.”

On claims that she’s cut loose from her Mexican roots:
“I never said that. Cut loose from what? What the hell are they talking about? Why would I want to cut loose from the only family I know?”

On not learning to speak Spanish as a child:
“I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn’t grow up with it.”

On confusing other men for her dad as a kid:
“When I was little, I used to go up to black men and hold their legs, thinking it was my dad all the time. I’d wrap my arms around them, then look up and be like, ‘Oh my God!’”

On being accepted for who she is in Hollywood:
“I was always trying to figure out: How the hell am I going to be mainstream? How are people going to accept me? When are they going to get a clue that I am American, that this is what America looks like — people like me who are mixed, have different blood, mixed with different ethnicities? When are the people who are hiring for these jobs and writing these screenplays going to realize that?”

On the Hollywood double standard:
“No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish,” says Jessica. “Her dad’s Cuban, and I was telling her I feel so bad because everyone is so nasty to me for not speaking Spanish. She’s like, ‘I don’t speak Spanish! I barely speak English!’ ”

Jessica Alba: I Want a Brown BabyFebruary 8

Say it loud: Jessica Alba is brown and she’s proud! The actress, who caught flack last year for saying that she considers herself American and not Latina, is doing some backpedaling on the March cover of Latina magazine.

The pregnant actress says that she hopes her baby inherits her ethnic looks. “I’m excited for my baby to be brown,? she tells the mag. “I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash [Warren] and I are like, please!”

But the new face of Revlon put her foot in her mouth once again when she bragged about her low-maintenance lifestyle. “I’m not a make-up and hair kind of girl,? she said. “I don’t really have a brush.”

Uh, Jess, Ron Perlman is on line two for you…

On being low-maintenance:
“I’m not a make-up and hair kind of girl. I don’t really have a brush.”

On her ethnic looks:
“I like that I look different. I like having flavor. I think it’s funny that women get their lips injected and get butt implants. Everyone wants to look like us now.”

On the plastic surgery trend among L.A. women:
“In Beverly Hills there’s a whole race of women that look exactly the same. The cheeks, the lips, the t*ts, the a*s — everything. They’re scary. They’re so skinny.”

On why she doesn’t think she’s sexy:
“Scarlett Johansson is insanely sexy, Jessica Biel is insanely sexy, Angelina Jolie is insanely sexy. So why me? It doesn’t even make sense.”

On claims that she’s cut loose from her Mexican roots:
“I never said that. Cut loose from what? What the hell are they talking about? Why would I want to cut loose from the only family I know?”

On not learning to speak Spanish as a child:
“I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn’t grow up with it.”

On confusing other men for her dad as a kid:
“When I was little, I used to go up to black men and hold their legs, thinking it was my dad all the time. I’d wrap my arms around them, then look up and be like, ‘Oh my God!’”

On being accepted for who she is in Hollywood:
“I was always trying to figure out: How the hell am I going to be mainstream? How are people going to accept me? When are they going to get a clue that I am American, that this is what America looks like — people like me who are mixed, have different blood, mixed with different ethnicities? When are the people who are hiring for these jobs and writing these screenplays going to realize that?”

On the Hollywood double standard:
“No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish,” says Jessica. “Her dad’s Cuban, and I was telling her I feel so bad because everyone is so nasty to me for not speaking Spanish. She’s like, ‘I don’t speak Spanish! I barely speak English!’ ”

Jessica Alba: I Want a Brown BabyFebruary 8

Say it loud: Jessica Alba is brown and she’s proud! The actress, who caught flack last year for saying that she considers herself American and not Latina, is doing some backpedaling on the March cover of Latina magazine.

The pregnant actress says that she hopes her baby inherits her ethnic looks. “I’m excited for my baby to be brown,? she tells the mag. “I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash [Warren] and I are like, please!”

But the new face of Revlon put her foot in her mouth once again when she bragged about her low-maintenance lifestyle. “I’m not a make-up and hair kind of girl,? she said. “I don’t really have a brush.”

Uh, Jess, Ron Perlman is on line two for you…

On being low-maintenance:
“I’m not a make-up and hair kind of girl. I don’t really have a brush.”

On her ethnic looks:
“I like that I look different. I like having flavor. I think it’s funny that women get their lips injected and get butt implants. Everyone wants to look like us now.”

On the plastic surgery trend among L.A. women:
“In Beverly Hills there’s a whole race of women that look exactly the same. The cheeks, the lips, the t*ts, the a*s — everything. They’re scary. They’re so skinny.”

On why she doesn’t think she’s sexy:
“Scarlett Johansson is insanely sexy, Jessica Biel is insanely sexy, Angelina Jolie is insanely sexy. So why me? It doesn’t even make sense.”

On claims that she’s cut loose from her Mexican roots:
“I never said that. Cut loose from what? What the hell are they talking about? Why would I want to cut loose from the only family I know?”

On not learning to speak Spanish as a child:
“I wish to God that my dad spoke Spanish to my brother and me, but he didn’t grow up with it.”

On confusing other men for her dad as a kid:
“When I was little, I used to go up to black men and hold their legs, thinking it was my dad all the time. I’d wrap my arms around them, then look up and be like, ‘Oh my God!’”

On being accepted for who she is in Hollywood:
“I was always trying to figure out: How the hell am I going to be mainstream? How are people going to accept me? When are they going to get a clue that I am American, that this is what America looks like — people like me who are mixed, have different blood, mixed with different ethnicities? When are the people who are hiring for these jobs and writing these screenplays going to realize that?”

On the Hollywood double standard:
“No one gives Cameron Diaz a hard time for not speaking Spanish,” says Jessica. “Her dad’s Cuban, and I was telling her I feel so bad because everyone is so nasty to me for not speaking Spanish. She’s like, ‘I don’t speak Spanish! I barely speak English!’ ”

Save Miley Cyrus!!January 29

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Yeeeah: Miley Cyrus — who appears to be taking whorey pictures and putting them online also — almost died! Some kid tried to kill her!

Dlisted: Paris Hilton makes out with naked chicks. I’ve seen it.

SeriouslyOMG: Ouch!! Vagina, hurts.

WendyWayrad: Angelina is pregnant with two! So if she has a daughter, I’ll be 42 when she is 18. Hey with advances in medicine…

GlamScene: Jessica Biel as Pocahontas.

POTP: Flav is back!

QuickiesJanuary 28

Brangelina at the SAG Awards
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards in L.A. (1/27)

+ Brody Jenner is banging Lindsay Lohan [Dlisted]

+ Fox News anchor exposes herself on air (real?) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Biel is Poca-Hotness [Egotastic!]
+ I would do naughty things to Candice Swanepoel [Bastardly]
+ The hottest Jessica Biel pic EVER [College Humor]

+ The 11 Most Absurd “N-o-o-o-o” Scenes [Maxim]
+ Chantal Houghton Loves The Color Pink! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ I guess Kelly Rowland really likes peacocks [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Girls kissing girls is always a good thing [CityRag]

+ Britney Spears’ moving tribute to Heath Ledger [A Socialite’s Life]
+ New Kids on the Block are staging a comeback [The Evil Beet]
+ Name those old lady legs! [Yeeeah!]
+ J.Lo’s pet rat ruins that top picture [popbytes]

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QuickiesJanuary 15

Britney, Sam Lutfi, and Adnan Ghalib
Britney Spears leaving the Gaucho Grill after her failed court appearance yesterday (1/14)

+ Who loves short shorts? Vanessa Hudgens loves short shorts [Bastardly]

+ Rihanna has a nice midriff [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ This K-Fed sketch is sorta freaking me out [Dlisted]
+ Various pics from this weekend’s AVN Awards (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ WTF Happened to Jessica Biel’s Face!? [Egotastic!]

+ Matching outfits is so lame [Just Jared]
+ Katherine McPhee has nice funbags errrrrr, funbag [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Paris Hilton doing naughty things to herself at the beach [College Humor]
+ Way more than you need to know about Matthew McConaughey’s virginity [Cele|bitchy]

+ Holy crap that’s a big purse [A Socialite’s Life]
+ When “moose knuckle” goes mainstream [CityRag]
+ Now you can have Hayden all to yourself [Derek Hail]
+ LOL! Paris ate crap! [The Blemish]

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Jessica Biel goes blondeJanuary 12

Wow not a great look for Jessica Biel?  The blonde hair makes he complexion looks washed out in this picture.  And upon closer inspection it looks like she’s  had  collagen injections into her upper lip?  Jessica is in the U.K. to film a new movie, ‘Easy Virtue’  so perhaps  the blonde hair is for her new lead role.

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Quickies ReduxJanuary 12

Paris Hilton licking her lips
Paris Hilton at Goa nightclub in Hollywood (1/10)

+ I don’t know who Ali Bastian is but she wore a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rachel Bilson Nude Scenes Ain’t Gonna Happen [Egotastic!]
+ Nicole Richie is in labor right now [Just Jared]
+ I’m in love with this woman [F-Listed]
+ Words of wisdom from Al Bundy [Attuworld]

+ Drew Carey is good people [Cele|bitchy]
+ Paris Hilton to be honored by Harvard University humor magazine [ICYDK]
+ I want one of these [Horny Oyster]
+ Jessica Biel goes blonde [The Blemish]

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Quickies ReduxJanuary 11

Heidi Klum pulling her kid
Heidi Klum and family at LAX (1/9)

+ Megan Fox’s Ass Can Give Jessica Biel a Run for Her Money [Egotastic!]

+ Uhhhhh, I don’t even know how to explain this . . . [Just Jared]
+ Tila Tequila is an attention whore, whore [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy wants a paternity test [F-Listed]
+ Britney Spears is in Mexico [ICYDK]

+ Victoria Silvstedt’s got legs [Horny Oyster]
+ Oprah cut Stedman out of her will [Bossip]
+ I guess Pam denied those pregnancy rumors . . . maybe [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Lisa Dergan is hot [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

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Jessica Biel takes ‘Easy Virtue’ lead roleJanuary 10

Jessica Biel has landed the lead role in British romantic comedy Easy Virtue, which is based on the Noel Coward play.  The actress will play an American divorcee, who moves to the South of France and marries young wealthy Englishman John Whittaker (Ben Barnes) on the spur of the moment.  The couple who barely knew each other before getting married, then have to return to the UK and confront their parents with the news. Easy Virtue is based on Coward’s 1924 three-act play and was first adapted for film by Alfred Hitchcock in the 1928 silent movie of the same name.  The movie is due to start shooting next week in London.

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Hey Dude, Is That Really Jessica Biel In Baja Fresh?December 21

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I’ve always been kind of ashamed that I like Baja Fresh. I mean, it is pretty good. They even have some nice little salsas. Apparently Jessica Biel agrees. Look at how happy she is staring at the menu. It’s like it’s a little bar at happy hour and it’s right on the beach and it’s all warm outside. And the bartender is like hey, see all those pretty girls over there? I’m going to buy them a round of drinks and tell them you sent it. And hey you know what, don’t worry about your tab tonight. Your friends either. I know you surfed all day and you guys must be tired.

Yeah, that’s exactly how Jessica looks.

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Jessica Biel and Other Stars to Back Obama at Hollywood ConcertDecember 5

What do Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Walsh and Taye Diggs have in common? They’re all backing Democratic presidential primary candidate Barack Obama.

And these stars - along with musical acts Goo Goo Dolls and Ne-Yo - are coming together to support their pick for prez at the “Los Angeles Generation Obama Concert” next Tuesday at L.A.’s Gibson Amphitheater.

“The Los Angeles Generation Obama concert will expand our grassroots base in Southern California and help translate our enthusiasm into an organization ready to educate voters about why Senator Obama is the best candidate to bring change they can believe in,” event organizers said in a statement on Tuesday.

Open to the public, passes to attend the Democratic fundraiser can be obtained at Obama’s official Web site.

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