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Daily QuickieOctober 2

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Anne Hathaway @ Rachel Getting Married Screening & After Party - September 25

  • Sharon Stone is a Lunatic [IDLYITW]
  • Katy Perry’s Breasts Cause Confusion [Hollywood Tuna]
  • More Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures: Now with Side Boob! [Egotastic!]
  • And You Thought Your Job Sucked [Dlisted]
  • One Of These Models Had a Double Nipple Slip on the Runway [Hollywood Rag]
  • Does Lindsay Lohan owe 50 Cent a million dollars? [Cele|bitchy]
  • Janet Jackson is cured [The Blemish]
  • Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Engagement [Allie is Wired]
  • Hollywood’s Hottest Couple [cityrag]
  • Anne Hathaway Gets Leggy For Letterman [Popoholic]

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Anne Hathaway @ Rachel Getting Married Screening & After Party - September 25

  • Sharon Stone is a Lunatic [IDLYITW]
  • Katy Perry’s Breasts Cause Confusion [Hollywood Tuna]
  • More Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures: Now with Side Boob! [Egotastic!]
  • And You Thought Your Job Sucked [Dlisted]
  • One Of These Models Had a Double Nipple Slip on the Runway [Hollywood Rag]
  • Does Lindsay Lohan owe 50 Cent a million dollars? [Cele|bitchy]
  • Janet Jackson is cured [The Blemish]
  • Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Engagement [Allie is Wired]
  • Hollywood’s Hottest Couple [cityrag]
  • Anne Hathaway Gets Leggy For Letterman [Popoholic]

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Quickies ReduxSeptember 13

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Jessica Simpson outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman (9/11)

+ Pink is angry with the paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Katharine McPhee is Cute and Cleavagey [Egotastic!]
+ Barack Obama to appear on Saturday Night Live this week [Just Jared]
+ Sam and Lindsay’s nicknames for each other are “Yams” and “Yogurt” [F-Listed]
+ Ashton Kutcher has a new website — and it blows [The Blemish]

+ Sarah Palin gets dolled up . . . as a sexy schoolgirl [Attuworld]
+ Various musicians’ demands backstage at the VMAs [Cele|bitchy]
+ Nationally televised handjobs are A-OK with ESPN [Horny Oyster]
+ I think Kirsten Dunst dresses to intentionally make herself look uglier [ICYDK]

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[WENN, Splash News, BauerGriffinOnline]

Jessica Simpson GMA UpskirtSeptember 12

It would be embarrassing enough for a celebrity to have an “upskirt” moment whilst shopping down Rodeo Drive, but to have it happen on LIVE MORNING TELEVISION would be so much worse.

And that’s just what happened to Jessica Simpson during an appearance on Good Morning America this week.

The singer - who’s just made the switch from pop to country music - was on the show to promote her new album, Do You Know, when the upskirt moment occurred.

At least Jessica was able to laugh off the embarrassing flash.






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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica Simpson Upskirt PicsSeptember 11

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics

As Jessica Simpson left the stage of Good Morning America yesterday, her dress flipped up in the back and flashed her ass. Now, I’m not one to make disparaging comments about someone else but… I think Carrie Underwood may have been right.

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Jessica jokes about jinxSeptember 11

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Jessica Simpson may be bad luck, but she’s got a good sense of humor. The singer joked about being a jinx and being called “Yoko Romo”in this interview

QuickiesSeptember 9

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Eva Longoria launching M&M’s new line of premium candy at Fashion Week in New York (9/7)

+ Katy Perry and her boobs do the VMAs [Bastardly]

+ Kelly Kapowski who? Zack Morris scores some hot ass. [College Humor]
+ Bikini models are HAWT [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Jamie Lynn Sigler flashes her vagina (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hayden Panettiere Does A Boob Check [Egotastic!]

+ Ashlee Simpson expecting twins? [Just Jared]
+ Holly Madison rockin’ the tight lingerie at a party [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Jennifer Aniston’s eyes are freaking me out [Dlisted]
+ Madonna dedicates “Like a Virgin” performance to the Pope [Cele|bitchy]

+ Rachel Bilson is uber-cute [Popoholic]
+ Country folk are pissed off at Jessica Simpson and her huge boobs [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Name that hot celebrity trend! [CityRag]
+ Mini-Me’s sex tape has finally hit the Internet [The Blemish]

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[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]

Jessica Simpson Almost Debuts A Boob At The Grand Ole OprySeptember 9

Jessica Simpson put on a pretty decent performance at her first debut at the Grand Ole Opry Saturday night, but her too-tight cleavage baring dress left her clutching her boob at some points, causing some to question her outfit choice. A similar near wardrobe malfunction marred Simpson’s performance at the 2006 Kennedy Center Awards for Dolly Parton, in which she kept trying to hold up the bodice of her dress and was nervous, forgetting the words to the song. In this case she held it well together, though, and belted out three songs, saying “I have chills” at the end of “Come On Over.”

Jessica and Tony get ready to play houseSeptember 8

It looks like things are getting serious between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. The couple plans to share a home soon, and according to the National Enquirer, they’re making room for a future addition.

“Jessica still has her home in Beverly Hills, but she plans to oversee the redecoration of Tony’s house and then settle into the role of homemaker when her concert tour ends in October,” a friend revealed. “She’s already talking about repainting walls, and Tony’s agreed to let her turn one of the spare bedrooms into a nursery.”

Jessica’s not sporting a baby bump yet, but she and Tony view the move as a chance to “work out the kinks” before they get married and start a family.

“Jess plans on spending the rest of her life with Tony,” the insider told the Enquirer. “They’re laying the foundation for a life together as husband and wife … and parents.”

(source)

Underwood Calls Simpson “Fat”September 5

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has drawn first blood in her bitter fight with country music rival, Jessica Simpson, dissing the busty blonde’s singing ability and her apparent weight gain.

A pal of Underwood’s told OK! magazine: “[Carrie] finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate.”

When Underwood saw Jessica’s new cover story with People magazine - the one where she gushes about how Tony Romo (Carrie’s ex) is the love of her life - things got even cattier.

“[Underwood] laughed at the People cover,” the friend explained, “because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer [back when they were “in love”] - same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Ouch! And that’s not all the Idol singer had to say about her bustier rival!

“Carrie doesn’t think fans will spend money to watch Jess warble through a few badly written songs,” Underwood’s pal added.

I’d tend to agree with that last part…

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Underwood Calls Simpson “Fat”September 5

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has drawn first blood in her bitter fight with country music rival, Jessica Simpson, dissing the busty blonde’s singing ability and her apparent weight gain.

A pal of Underwood’s told OK! magazine: “[Carrie] finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate.”

When Underwood saw Jessica’s new cover story with People magazine - the one where she gushes about how Tony Romo (Carrie’s ex) is the love of her life - things got even cattier.

“[Underwood] laughed at the People cover,” the friend explained, “because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer [back when they were “in love”] - same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Ouch! And that’s not all the Idol singer had to say about her bustier rival!

“Carrie doesn’t think fans will spend money to watch Jess warble through a few badly written songs,” Underwood’s pal added.

I’d tend to agree with that last part…

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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson agree to shack up?September 5

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson agree to shack up? Now that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo seem to be on smooth ground speculation has changed.  I say that because a couple of months back everyone thought they had split up, myself included. It’s been almost a year since Jessica and Tony started dating, so it’s time to take things to the next level at least gossip wise. A new story tells that they’ve decided to move in together.  It’s already been reported that, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, 28, has plunked down nearly $700,000 for a six-bedroom, four-bath mansion in Irving, Texas. And supposedly Jessica is going to handle all the interior decorator.

A National Enquirer insider says, “Jessica still has her home in Beverly Hills, but she plans to oversee the redecorating of Tony’s house, and then settle into the role of homemaker when her concert tour ends in October.”

The good thing is it will be football season and Tony will be gone every other weekend!  The bad thing might be Jessica wil be close by to see Tony’s home games.

the Enquirer spy adds: Tony’s agreed to let her turn one of the spare bedrooms into a nursery. Jess plans spending the rest of her life with Tony. They’re laying the foundation for a life together as husband and wife…and parents.”

It could be true that they are moving in together, it certainly seems what Jessica wants. But this is what I call pyramid gossip.  You get a few facts or accepted rumors and just keep on building it up.

Quickies ReduxSeptember 5

It’s Nicole Scherzinger’s ass!
Nicole Scherzinger on her way to the Fashion Rocks event in New York (9/4)

+ This chick must own 900 pairs of jeans [Just Jared]

+ Christina Aguilera wearing a see through shirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Meredith Salenger Nude Pictures from MySpace [Egotastic!]
+ Rosa Acosta is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Paris Hilton made a documentary? [ICYDK]

+ Anne Hathaway is all leg [Popoholic]
+ Danielle Lloyd topless in Nuts . . . again [Horny Oyster]
+ Khloe Kardashian found herself a new boyfriend [Bossip]
+ Jessica Simpson’s nickname for Tony Romo is FBD [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

Carrie Calls Jessica Fat!September 5

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen: the catfight between Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson continues, and someone’s about to draw blood!

Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie’s ex) Tony Romo, saying, “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ ” In the interview Jessica also says she’s unconcerned by Carrie’s claims of getting calls from Tony, admitting that she checks his phone logs and knows exactly who he does and does not call.

While Tony, 28, may be pleased with Jessica and her declarations of love, his ex, Carrie, has quite a different point of view.

“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Now the blondes will take their battle to the country charts, but Carrie is unconcerned. “Carrie doesn’t think fans will spend money to watch Jess warble through a few badly written songs,” says her friend.

Meow!

(source)

Ha ha ha, fattySeptember 5

Carrie Underwood calls Jessica Simpson fat
Carrie Underwood calls Jessica Simpson fat

Carrie Underwood just elevated the recent tiff she’s had with Jessica Simpson to a full-on catfight. Since Simpson started dating Underwood’s ex Tony Romo, there’s been tension between the two singers. It was rumored Underwood was still calling Romo on a regular basis, but Simpson dismissed those rumors in a “gushing” interview about her relationship with the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback featured in People last week. A friend of Underwood’s told OK! magazine:

“[Carrie] finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.” (Source)

I’ve been wracking my brain all day trying to figure out a way these two can settle their differences like mature adults.  I’ve even got a notepad and a calculator and everything. Here’s what I have so far:

1. Pudding Wrestling

2. Non-Fat Pudding Wrestling

That second one’s for Jessica.

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[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson round 6?September 4

Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson round 6?I think this is all pretty stupid, but will post for the entertainment value. Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson continue to hiss and scratch at each other. The cat fight somewhat involves jealousy over Jessica’s current boyfriend and Carrie’s ex Tony Romo (I know you already know that). Anyway the rivalry has gone from Simpson wearing a “Real Girls Eat Meat” t-shirt as a dig at Underwood who is a lifelong animal lover and devout vegetarian, to another level .

In recent rounds Carrie claimed that her and Tony still talk on the phone. This of course got Jessica’s panties in a bunch and she admitted that she checks Tony’s phone logs and knows exactly who he does and does not call (so there). She also said in the same interview: “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’

A friend of Carrie’s tells OK!.“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate.” “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Bigger people would just ignore the comments but that fatter remark is likely not going to go without a response back from Simpson.

QuickiesSeptember 2

Gavin Rossdale has a cute kid
Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston at Malibu Beach (8/31)

+ Damn Vanessa Hudgens has a nice ass . . . [Bastardly]

+ It’s Lindsay Lohan’s boob! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Damn Charlize Theron has nice legs . . . [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Paris still wearing her magical push up bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures? Why Not? [Egotastic!]

+ Christina Aguilera’s baby already looks 3 [Just Jared]
+ Some hot British chick walking down the street in lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Helen Mirren talks date rape . . . wait, what? [Dlisted]
+ VP hopeful Sarah Palin’s daughter is pregnant [Cele|bitchy]

+ Blake Lively is leggy [Popoholic]
+ Carrie Underwood wants to bang Michael Phelps [A Socialite’s Life]
+ The best weiners in New York [CityRag]
+ Jessica Simpson has a nice “O” face [The Blemish]

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[Flynet]

Jessica Simpson concert panned for talking when she shoulda-been singingAugust 29

Jessica Simpson concert panned for talking when she shoulda-been singingJohn Law reviewed Jessica Simpson’s performance at the Avalon Ballroom in Ontario, Canada on Wednesday and he compared the performance to a train wreck, but with less direction. John writes in the Niagara Falls Review that Simpson couldn’t stop talking when she should have been singing. John writes, “Simpson needs to explain in exhausting detail what every single song is about, and the endless banter kills any momentum. She’s still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing.

Some of her less then inspiring blonde moments include:

Before the new song “Man Enough,” she said her man must be ready for anything - including the possibility she’s pregnant with an alien.

Before “Remember That,” a song about abuse, she said God wanted her to record it “so I could stand up here and be witness to you guys.”

Before the Dolly Parton-penned “Do You Know,” she talked about the night she screwed up the lyrics to “9 to 5” with Dolly in the audience. She was so bummed, “I told my daddy I’m never going to sing again … I’m going to ignore this gift God gave me.”

Alrighty then. Desperate for approval Wednesday’s show started with a taped message from Willie Nelson, basically asking the audience to give Jessica a chance. The audience welcomed her warmly and Simpson opened up about God, divorce and, um, flatulence.“I do pass gas a lot,” she said. “I guarantee it smells like roses.”

Sing Jessica, sing!

Jessica Simpson: “Romo is the Love of my Life!”August 29