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June 23, 2008 at 6:05 am | main | No comment
Abigail Breslin and Julia Roberts
Willow Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and Jaden Smith
June 20, 2008 at 6:25 pm | main | No comment
Katherine Heigl took herself out of the race for this year’s Emmy Awards recently with predictable backlash. Heigl explained to the LA Times the reason for her decision:
“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”
Which was a not so subtle way of blaming the writers as the reason for not submitting herself for Emmy consideration this year. A show insider told Entertainment Weekly that the comments are “a slap in the face” to the writers on the show.
“The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It’s an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”
Heigl apparently wants out of her contract and doesn’t seem reluctant to anger anyone and everyone. It’s working. She seems to have decided she is too good for TV and she wants to go and become the next Julia Roberts. Well sometimes the best laid plans go awry. A few celebrities who left TV shows for movies with lukewarm results include, Suzanne Somers, Shelley Long, David Caruso, Jason Priestley, and Luke Perry.
June 13, 2008 at 8:08 pm | main | No comment
Let me know if the slide show works well for you. It’s a little experiment and I hope it is a nice way to display multiple photos for an event like this?
It was a A-List celebrity affair at the Metropolitan Museum on Monday nighton Fifth Ave. to kick off the Costume Institute’s latest exhibit, “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.”
And while the night’s theme celebrated cat suits and unitards, the red carpet featured far more glamorous getups: Co-hosts Julia Roberts and George Clooney strolled in together wearing Giorgio Armani.
“I wore the dress because he made it for me,” said Roberts, who gave the designer, who sponsored the evening with Vogue magazine, a hug.
Armani outfitted power couples Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise and David and Victoria Beckham. New parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were also on the scene.
May 6, 2008 at 11:04 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Let me know if the slide show works well for you. It’s a little experiment and I hope it is a nice way to display multiple photos for an event like this?
It was a A-List celebrity affair at the Metropolitan Museum on Monday nighton Fifth Ave. to kick off the Costume Institute’s latest exhibit, “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.”
And while the night’s theme celebrated cat suits and unitards, the red carpet featured far more glamorous getups: Co-hosts Julia Roberts and George Clooney strolled in together wearing Giorgio Armani.
“I wore the dress because he made it for me,” said Roberts, who gave the designer, who sponsored the evening with Vogue magazine, a hug.
Armani outfitted power couples Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise and David and Victoria Beckham. New parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were also on the scene.
May 6, 2008 at 11:04 pm | main | No comment
Ashley Dupre — the girl who brought down a governor’s career — has the gall to sue Girls Gone Wild for “exploiting her name.”
Uhm, drop the innocent act, Ashley. The whole “escort girl with a pure, innocent heart” worked once, in Pretty Woman, and you’re no Julia Roberts.
April 29, 2008 at 11:30 pm | main | No comment
Julia Roberts has revealed one of her beauty secrets, of sorts; she doesn’t use deodorant.
The fragrant Oscar winner admits she has never been a fan of sprays and roll-ons and prefers to use nothing but soap and water to stay clean and stink free.
Says stinky,
“I don’t like to share that with a large number of people, but it’s just never been my thing.”
“Sometimes, midday at work, I freshen up.”
I’d hate to be near you on a typical Australian Summer’s day.
April 24, 2008 at 4:21 am | main | No comment
Katherine Heigl talked to the Sunday Times and she discussed among other things having a family with new husband, Josh Kelly. Katherine said, “I think we’re both on such a career trajectory right now, it would be foolish to waste the opportunities. I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t, so I think we’ll meet somewhere in the middle.?
Katherine was the one who pursued and proposed to Josh so no real surprise here she’s the one pushing for having a baby first. So Katherine’s somewhere in the middle probably means Josh had better get ready for diaper duty soon. Hope she is going to stop smoking soon if she’s really ready to reproduce.
Katherine also talked about her a career a little bit and what she thinks about being compared to Julia Roberts. The context of the comparison is that Heigl who found fame starring in TV medical drama Grey’s Anatomy, and has since found Hollywood success in movies like 2007’s Knocked Up. So being called the new Julia Roberts, Or Meg Ryan or Sandra Bullock indicates there is a gap in the market that needed to be filled with a new leading lady for this generation.
Roberts, Like Heigl starred in a number of romantic comedies throughout her career. However, 29-year-old Heigl insists she is not out to copy anyone else’s acting style.
She says, “I can’t help but feel that’s (the comparison) is a little insulting to Julia Roberts. There’s not another woman who I look at and think, ‘That’s it, that’s whose career I want to have.’ I’m just me and trying to do the best I can in every decision in any given moment.”
Katharine Heigl
April 1, 2008 at 5:42 pm | main | No comment
It’s been three months since her Christmas-themed wedding in Park City, Utah, and Katherine Heigl can’t stop singing the praises of her new husband, musician Josh Kelley.
“He was everything I was looking for, or needed or wanted in my life,” the 27 Dresses star told Britain’s Sunday Times. “He’s just so easy to be around. He lightens up the room and lightens my load.”
In fact, the 29-year-old Grey’s Anatomy star already has babies on the brain. “I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t,” she told the paper, adding that it would be “foolish” to waste their current career opportunities. “I think we’ll meet somewhere in the middle.”
When it comes to maintaining her famous figure, Heigl relies on that same spirit of compromise. “I’ve just discovered if I don’t eat bread or pasta, my stomach doesn’t feel so bloated all the time,” she said. “I try to eat healthy, but I think if you cut out every wonderful thing you love, what’s the point? I’d rather feel sick.”
Overcoming Family Tragedy
Heigl may seem to have it all these days – a rock-star hubby, a hit TV series and comparisons to America’s Sweetheart Julia Roberts. (”I can’t help but feel that’s a little insulting to Julia Roberts,” she joked to the Times.) But her life wasn’t always so picture perfect.
When she was only 7, her older brother Jason died from injuries he sustained when he was thrown from the back of a pickup truck.
“For a long time, [Jason’s death] made me afraid of being too happy because things happen so unexpectedly,” she said. “Your world can change and every aspect of your life is different.”
In fact, Heigl said, she’s still learning to let down her defenses. “[His death] made me afraid when good things happen. It made me brace against it that little bit,” she explained. “I’m trying hard not to do that any more. It doesn’t make something terrible easier – and I don’t want to waste my happiness.”
(source)
April 1, 2008 at 8:32 am | main | No comment
Amy Winehouse has reportedly been offered $1 million to sing at a party thrown by George Clooney and Julia Roberts. They have offered her the money to perform at a celebrity event in the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute, New York, on May 5.
Host Giorgio Armani asked institute co-chairs George and Julia to sign up the 24-year-old Grammy winner. Reportedly, Armani wishes to use the opportunity to build a relationship with Winehouse for possible future work.
The event is one of the most high profile parties on the US social calendar. Fashion king Armani hosted a similar event at Earls Court, London, last year when Beyonce, 50 Cent, Razorlight and Bryan Ferry all performed.
A source said: “Amy was taken a back when she learned that Clooney and Roberts were after her.
“She hasn’t really taken it in - and keeps saying that her life is getting more surreal by the second.”
Amy who is said to be “seriously considering” the offer, recently picked up $1 million when she sang at the Louis Vuitton show during Paris fashion week.
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March 18, 2008 at 11:39 pm | main | No comment
Paul Newman, 83, was conspicuously absent Monday night at the 20th anniversary of his Hole in the Wall Gang charity, which runs summer camps for ill children. And some in the audience at City Center were worried, especially in light of tabloid reports that the beloved actor had secret cancer surgery in January. Newman quipped through his spokesman, Warren Cowan, at the time: “I’m being treated for athlete’s foot and hair loss . . . maybe the doctors know something that I don’t.” Cowan told Page Six this week that Newman planned to attend the Hole in the Wall event with Renée Zellweger, Julia Roberts, Harry Belafonte, Bernadette Peters and Carole King. “But he’s been having trouble with his back,” Cowan said. “The doctors told him to stay off his feet.” Newman was at the racetrack in Lime Rock, Conn., last week being filmed by Barbara Walters for an ABC special on longevity.
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March 13, 2008 at 7:05 pm | main | No comment
A fearless Angelina Jolie has clearly not left her action girl role behind her as the heavily pregnant star took to the skies in a light aircraft.
Just 24 hours after revealing a not inconsiderable bump, brave Angelina was seen climbing aboard a private plane at an airfield in Smallsville, Texas, which appeared to be just a tad on the small side.
The actress arrived alone in a black 4×4, and could then be seen standing on the wing of the plane, with the front seat pulled forward in readiness for her to sit in the back.
However, considering her tall frame, and the size of her growing baby bump, it’s debatable how comfortable the 32-year-old actress would be in such a small space.
Angelina was accompanied by just a pilot, as neither partner Brad Pitt nor any of her four children accompanied her on the trip.
The Jolie-Pitt brood are currently living at a 270 acre ranch near the rural town of Smallsville while Brad is filming his latest movie The Tree of Life.
Angelina Jolie has so far stayed silent on the subject of her pregnancy, but her growing bump is apparent, despite the flowing garb she has taken to wearing of late.
The actress is reportedly expecting twins, with sources saying she and partner Brad Pitt are “absolutely ecstatic” at the prospect.
Angelina will join a list of Hollywood stars stars who have twins in recent times including Julia Roberts, Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross and Jennifer Lopez, who welcomed Max and Emme last month.
Twins will mean the Angelina and Brad will be parents to six children. The family currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and biological daughter Shiloh, 1.
The couple’s spokesperson has refused to comment on the pregnancy and have not made an official announcement.
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March 12, 2008 at 7:22 pm | main | No comment
Angelina Jolie is having… twins!
Seems to a big celebrity trend. Jennifer Lopez, Marcia Cross, Julia Roberts (who just gave birth to Emme and Max last month).
March 11, 2008 at 2:42 pm | main | No comment
The April issue of Esquire magazine, has a great interview with George Clooney that I would highly recommend. The journalist, A.J. Jacobs interviewing Clooney shows him a laundry list of recent rumors and web sites dissing him, and George has some great responses that are witty and telling of his down to earth nature. During the good-natured Googling session for wild stories on the Internet about Clooney:
• They discover a Web site that calls Clooney “gay, gay, gay.”
Clooney not missing a beat responds, “No, I’m gay, gay. The third gay – that was pushing it.”
• Another site, a Facebook group called “George Clooney is NOT the sexiest man alive?
“Ninety-four members,? says Clooney as he looks at the photo of himself with a red X through it. “What the fuck??
Clooney reads the site’s manifesto aloud:
Ok so i for one am sick and tired of George Clooney thinking hes the sexiest man alive, like jesus hes so old!Its just not right. That man is so full of himself it isnt funny. Anyways join this group if you totally agree with me =)
“Should I defend myself in this one??
Clooney dictates and Jacobs types:
“That’s bullshit. He looks great for a 70-year-old.”
• Jacobs then brings up plastic surgery rumors:
It prompts Clooney to explain that when he made the joke to Julia Roberts on Oprah that “I got my eyes done, what do you think?? it got widely disseminated and printed as truth. He said that “They used to say you can’t make a joke in print, but you can get away with it on film. But now you can’t get away with it there.?
• Clooney says he doesn’t have hair plugs as is rumored and that his hair is growing too fast in the front, which is why people might get that impression. He insisted that Jacobs feel the stubble growing at the front of his hairline, which he has to shave regularly.
• As for what cosmetic surgery he will admit to, he jokes “I did get my balls done, though. I got them unwrinkled. It’s the new thing in Hollywood - ball ironing.?
• They also dig up a quote from Rupert Everett criticizing Clooney’s Ocean’s movies as a “cancer,” to which Clooney replies: “Where did that come from? You kind of go, Dude, weren’t you in Dunston Checks in?”
• Getting to some of the more recent rumors like his alleged run-in with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter pitchman Fabio. last fall (in which the model said he could beat Clooney up), the actor responds, “Yeah, that’s probably true. He’s a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you’re thinking, ‘If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn’t shake that.”
• And what of Donald Trump’s recent “short guy” comments about Clooney? George, who is 5- feet 11-inches tall, responds, “I saw Donald Trump on Larry King and he was saying, ‘Clooney is a very short guy. I mean he’s a tiny guy.’ I’ve met Donald Trump once, and I was sitting at a table. He came over, shook my hand, and walked away. I guess I looked about three foot five sitting at that table.”
• Toward the end of the interview Jacobs asks Clooney if Does he ever go on the Internet?
“I go on YouTube when somebody says to look something up,? he answers. “There was one a few years ago that killed me. Look up ‘monkey smells butt.’?
I type it in. Up pops a video of a chimp sticking his finger up his butt, smelling it, then promptly passing out.
Clooney roars with laughter. “He just smells it and goes wooo-ah and flops off to the side. That always kills me.?
• Jacobs then asks Clooney if he’s seen that “2 Girls 1 Cup? video? (For those curious but not looking to get shocked or offended, please don’t pursue googling for this video yourself!).
Clooney of course says he’s up to seeing the worst video in the history of the Internet, and there’s no turning back although Jacobs’ now has second thoughts.
“I can take it,? Clooney says. “I’m a grown-up. We’re all grown-ups.?
“It’s scarring. It’ll scar you forever,? Jacobs says.
“Is it long?? Clooney asks.
“No,? Jacobs tells him, “but it’s so disturbing. I saw it once and can never get it out of my mind. I can’t watch it again.?
Clooney “I want to see it.?
Well, he asked. After a bit of searching, Jacobs find the link. And clicks it.
After several seconds: “It’s not so bad,? Clooney says.
Three seconds later: “Oh.?
Another two seconds: “Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!?
Clooney puts his hand over his mouth like he’s going to throw up. He bolts from his chair and walks out of the room.
Clooney’s longtime PR guy, Stan Rosenfeld, is in the room and then he insists on seeing the video too, saying he can watch it longer than Clooney did. He only lasted three seconds though, and Clooney doubles over in laughter.
One thing I really appriciate about George Clooney is that he is one of the few high profile celebrities that seem to drop his shields and totally engage in interviews.
[Esquire, print edition, April, 2008]
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March 9, 2008 at 11:51 pm | main | No comment
Actress Jessica Alba is reportedly now twice as excited about her pregnancy… because she’s expecting twins!
The Fantastic Four star joins a growing list of celebrity mums who’ve birthed twins — including Julia Roberts, Marcia Cross, and the more recent additions of Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie.
Jessica is said to be so excited about the news that she’s let the secret slip to a number of friends, who of course contacted the media as soon as they were able to. Her due date is apparently June 8.
One of Alba’s friends told the National Enquirer: “Knowing that she’s going to have twins has turned Jessica’s life upside down. She and (fiance) Cash have had to scrap plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again.”
While the couple have been told of the twins news, they are yet to be told the sex of their two babies, something which they hope will remain a secret until the birth.
“They’re not sure whether they want to know the sex of the babies now or wait to be surprised,” the source added.
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February 21, 2008 at 11:20 am | main | No comment
ABC has officially announced the celebrity lineup for next month’s sixth cycle of Dancing With the Stars:
• Priscilla Presley, late of the King Elvis, and Dallas and the Naked Gun movies, will be the oldest competitor at age 62,.
• Adam Carolla a Howard Stern free-radio successor (and former Loveline and Man Show host)
• Cristián de la Fuente - former CSI: Miami lab tech
• Shannon Elizabeth - American Pie exchange student
• Steve Guttenberg 1980s box-office force
• Mario R&B singer (”Just a Friend”)
• Marlee Matlin Oscar winner (Children of a Lesser God)
• Penn Jillette the non stop talker of magician team Penn and Teller
• Monica Seles Tennis (grunter) legend
• Jason Taylor handsome Miami Dolphins defensive end
• Jaret Winokur Tony winner Marissa (Hairspray)
• Kristi Yamaguchi Olympic figure-skating champ
Eleven of the 12 pro dancers are returning vets of the show: two-time defending champ Julianne Hough, last seen hoisting the mirror ball with racer Helio Castroneves; two-time champ Cheryl Burke; Derek Hough; Anna Trebunskaya; Karina Smirnoff; Kym Johnson; Louis van Amstel; Jonathan Roberts; Edyta Sliwinska; Tony Dovolani; and Mark Ballas.
Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who took second place beside the Spice Girls’ Mel B last fall, is sitting out the new season, which launches Mar. 17. But he told TV’s Extra he’ll be back next season.
Filling the 12th and final pro dancer spot is Fabian Sanchez. Sanchez will be joined on his maiden voyage by Matlin. The other dance teams include: De la Fuente and Burke, Elizabeth and Derek Hough, Guttenberg and Trebunskaya, Mario and Smirnoff, Jillette and Johnson, Presley and Van Amstel, Seles and Marie Osmond survivor Roberts, Taylor and Sliwinska, Winokur and Dovolani, and Yamaguchi and Ballas. Hough will go for her third consecutive win alongside Carolla, the unnoted hoofer.
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February 20, 2008 at 3:35 am | main | No comment
Jennifer Aniston, who turned 39 last week, is rumored to be enjoying an on the set romance with her leading man, Aaron Eckhart. Insiders say that Aniston and Eckhart, have become inseparable on the set of ‘Travelling’ in Vancouver, Canada.
The Daily Mail claims that shortly before beginning the project, Eckhart ended his relationship with his longtime girlfriend Ashley Wicks. Eckhart also allegedly personally requested Aniston as his leading lady in the quirky romantic drama. And Aniston supposedly wanted to work with Eckhart for years and was completely flattered that she was his first choice to be the leading lady in this movie. Eckhart, leaped to fame playing Julia Roberts’ biker love interest in Erin Brokovich in 2000 and is soon to be seen playing Two-Face opposite the late Heath Ledger as The Joker in the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. Since Aniston’s big break-Up, she had an on-off relationship with Vince Vaughn, and has been linked to model Paul Sculfor and Sex and the City actor Jason Lewis.
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February 19, 2008 at 9:46 pm | main | No comment
There are some “movie couples” that you just don’t forget. Olivia Newton John and John Travolta in Grease. Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant in Notting Hill. Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle.
But some pairings just don’t have any chemistry. In this list of the most
boring movie matches you’ll find Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli and Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman in Star Wars (proving that even a rabid cult following can’t create chemistry). R2D2 and See-threepio had more heart — and they were robots.
February 12, 2008 at 9:28 pm | main | No comment
Maybe Julia Roberts’ children don’t look like her, but at least they call her mommy. Julia didn’t pass on the curly red hair that made her famous in hit films Mystic Pizza and Pretty Woman, but says her children look like her husband and her mother and older sister. While none of the children got her good looks, she tells The Daily Telegraph, “I have a good-looking husband, so we’re alright”
Julia is back and better than ever with her new film Charlie Wilson’s War, her first movie in three years. Mama Julia has taken time off to stay home with her three children with husband cameraman Danny Moder, twins Hazel and Phinneaus,3, and baby Henry, 7 months.
Roberts rates motherhood as “great - just the best thing” and says she has worked so little since the birth of her twins that she was surprised that Hazel even recognized her in a blonde wig at a camera test for Charlie Wilson’s War. Julia told Vanity Fair, “I brought home this picture of me in this emerald-green gown, and I have these big diamonds on and the nails and the whole thing. The picture was sitting on the dining-room table, and Finn and Hazel came to dinner, and Hazel said, ‘Oh, look at that picture. Cuckoo Mommy.’ I couldn’t believe she even knew it was me.”
Julia describes her family of five as a team effort. “We are all in it together,” she says. “I don’t do it by myself. Danny is a great, hands-on dad and we are five people, all with our needs and our desires and we really make it work as a group and doing that just makes it so much easier and so much more fun.?
“Phinn and Hazel are old enough now to express their needs and their opinions really clearly and really distinctly and their’s are probably opinion number one in the house for Danny and me - and things sort of go along from there.”
Although none of her three offspring may look like her, “There’s still hope (for some of her traits) in their personalities. We still hope there will be some sass passed down. No brown eyes, but some attitude.”
(source)
January 20, 2008 at 9:02 am | main | No comment
The fate of the Golden Globe Awards show was thrown in to question today as actors announced that they would not attend as long as the writers are on strike.
The bold decision by the actors to honor the picket line means no evening gowns, no borrowed jewels, no glamorous updos — no red carpet. Even worse? It could mean no show all together.
In a statement, Screen Actors Guild President Alan Rosenberg spoke on behalf of nominees such as George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp and Julia Roberts, writing, “There appears to be unanimous agreement that these actors will not cross WGA picket lines to appear on the Golden Globe Awards as acceptors or presenters. We applaud our members for this remarkable show of solidarity for striking Writers Guild of America writers.”
NBC, which is carrying the awards ceremony is reluctant to let go, and announced today that the show must go on. Unfortunately without the actors showing up there is no show, sorry NBC.
The show’s organizers have made numerous attempts to dissuade writers from picketing their January 13 awards ceremony, in hopes of salvaging the show’s star power (the A-List Celebs). Now that they have been rejected for what appears to be the last time, the only thing that may be able to save the event is if NBC decides not to broadcast the awards. If the event is not broadcast then the awards could be handed out without the writers picketing. But since it’s really not about the awards as it is about star power to fuel audiences and make money it’s doubtful that will happen.
Here is a preview of the show NBC and TV Guide hope to have Sunday, Jan. 13th
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January 5, 2008 at 9:24 pm | main | No comment
HARRY POTTER star Daniel Radcliffe has fought off Hollywood’s A-listers reportedly including Heath Ledger, Joaquin Phoenix, Ryan Phillippe and Orlando Bloom to land the lead role in a new movie about a slain photo-journalist.
The 22-year-old Radcliffe will appear as photographer Dan Eldon in Journey, a film chronicling the civil war in Somalia. Eldon who was then also 22, was one of four journalists stoned to death by a mob in the African country in 1993. And Eldon’s mother Kathy believes Radcliffe was the perfect choice to play her tragic son. She says, “We resisted a lot of older actors because Dan was a boy emerging into manhood.”
A compilation of Eldon’s 17 journals and thousands of pictures on which the film is based - has sold 200,000 copies since being published in 1997,and a legacy that has won admirers including Madonna and Julia Roberts.
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January 1, 2008 at 2:15 am | main | No comment
She may not be reprising Julia Roberts’ role in Pretty Woman but Jessica Simpson is one pretty lady! Proving that picnic blankets can look chic and sexy, the singer was spotted in her home state of Texas, where she is spending the holiday season with her new boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. What a perfect way to ring in the new year!
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December 23, 2007 at 3:30 am | main | No comment
Amid the recent rumors circulating the Hollywood grapevine that Miss Simpson was to star in the remake of the1990 Cinderella-like tale, Pretty Woman, Jessica Simpson’s reps finally put a lid on the gossip and confirmed that the singer will NOT be taking on the role immortalized by Julia Roberts of the tart with a heart.
December 22, 2007 at 3:45 pm | main | No comment
By DReaD
Famous children’s writer JK Rowling recently auctioned off a single copy of her hand-written book “The Tales of Beedle the Bard?, which sold for nearly $4 million. Considering the surprising amount of money the book fetched she is now thinking about releasing two more “Harry Potter? novels, tentatively titled “Harry Potter and the Gruesome Divorce? and “Harry Potter and the Mid-life Crisis? (where he buys a Ferrari broom and dates Hermione Granger’s 19 year old cousin).
Rowling recently confessed that head wizard Dumbledore, was actually gay. In the adult version of “Harry Potter and the Slutty Heiress? there is a conversation between Dumbledore and Harry which goes as follows:
“Dumbledore squeaked in anticipation, ‘Harry, please, use your powerful wand…’. Harry felt his tension growing as he uttered the magic words ‘Popperus Sniffius’ and Bam! Dumbledore was finally freed from the closet?.
Celebslam and Celebriches “favorite? Paris Hilton warrants another mention in this column for the recent release of her luxury wine in a can (it really puts the “ass? back in “class?). It is just another addition to her growing financial empire which includes perfume, jewelery and kennels (where all the high-class dogs hang out).
For the wine commercial Paris was naked, painted gold and filmed crawling on her hands and knees in the desert… but Seymore Butts still refuses to return her calls since he went upmarket.
She tells people she was named after the capital of France, but felt F was too difficult to spell and changed it to her favorite town in Texas instead.
George Lucas is apparently worth $3.6 billion, not including the world’s largest original Star Wars figure collection which is guarded by state of the art anti-nerd security equipment. The treasured figures are surrounded by a huge chain of inter-locking bras, impossible to unhook for your average geek.
Sadly, George never bothered to invest some of that money into his scriptwriting skills. Many Star Wars aficionados complain the recent trilogy of movies contained very poor dialogue and shallow characterization. When asked to comment about these accusations Lucas laughed maniacally down the phone whilst bathing in $50 dollar bills, smoking a solid platinum pipe which had been lit with the original wrapping of a 1977 Han Solo figure (bastard) and flipping the bird to Mark Hamill via webcam.
Note: it is rumored Lucas has an army of midgets in his workforce who he demands wear stormtrooper outfits and call him Darth Franchise.
Sandra Bullock is somehow worth $85 million. The poor (and slightly desperate) man’s version of Julia Roberts has her own production company (how else does she keep getting work?). To be fair, she was great in “Crash?, although I still can’t work out which corpse she played.
Sandra’s legion of fans include thousands of elderly women who would love to have such a goofy actress-like daughter, but have to face the reality of working for a living to pay for their 17 cats. Because you know, cats are really understanding and loving, they really listen to you, when they pee on your toast and scratch the shit out of your new leather upholstery and reward you with a vomit-inducing hairball. Cats and a Sandra Bullock movie… senile heaven.
Note: In the UK, a bollock is another word for testicle. Co-incidence?
December 21, 2007 at 12:45 am | main | No comment
The British historical romance film ‘Atonement’ lead the competition in nominations for the 2008 Golden Globe Awards with nods in seven categories.
Keira Knightley has been nominated for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama for the romantic epic and her co-star James McAvoy picked up the same honour in the Best Actor category. Joe Wright has also received a Best Director nod for the critically lauded adaptation of Ian McEwan’s 2001 novel.
MOVIES
Picture, Drama: American Gangster,Atonement,Eastern Promises,The Great Debaters,Michael Clayton,No Country for Old Men,There Will Be Blood.
Actress, Drama: Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age ; Julie Christie, Away From Her ; Jodie Foster, The Brave One ; Angelina Jolie, A Mighty Heart ; Kiera Knightley, Atonement.
Actor, Drama: George Clooney, Michael Clayton ; Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood ; James McAvoy, Atonement ; Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises ; Denzel Washington, American Gangster.
Picture, Musical or Comedy: Across the Universe,Charlie Wilson’s War,Hairspray,Juno,Sweeney Todd.
Actress, Musical or Comedy: Amy Adams, Enchanted ; Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray ; Helena Bonham Carter, Sweeney Todd ; Marion Cotillard, La Vie En Rose ; Ellen Page, Juno.
Actor, Musical or Comedy: Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd ; Ryan Gosling, Lars and the Real Girl ; Tom Hanks, Charlie Wilson’s War ; Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Savages ; John C. Reilly, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett, I’m Not There ; Julia Roberts, Charlie Wilson’s War ; Saoirse Ronan, Atonement ; Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone ; Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton.
Supporting Actor: Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford ; Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men ; Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson’s War ; John Travolta, Hairspray ; Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton.
Director: Tim Burton, Sweeney Todd ; Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, No Country for Old Men ; Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly ; Ridley Scott, American Gangster ; Joe Wright, Atonement.
Screenplay: Diablo Cody, Juno ; Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, No Country for Old Men ; Christopher Hampton, Atonement ; Ronald Harwood, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly ; Aaron Sorkin, Charlie Wilson’s War.
Foreign Language: 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, Romania; The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, France and U.S.; The Kite Runner, U.S.; Lust, Caution, Taiwan; Persepolis, France.
Animated Film: Bee Movie,Ratatouille,The Simpsons Movie.
Original Score: Michael Brook, Kaki King, Eddie Edder, Into the Wild ; Clint Eastwood, Grace Is Gone ; Alberto Iglesias, The Kite Runner ; Dario Marianelli, Atonement ; Howard Shore, Eastern Promises.
Original Song: Despedida from Love in the Time of Cholera ; Grace Is Gone from Grace Is Gone ; Guaranteed from Into the Wild ; That’s How You Know from Enchanted ; Walk Hard from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.
TELEVISION
Series, Drama: Big Love, HBO; Damages, FX Networks; Grey’s Anatomy, ABC; House, Fox; Mad Men, AMC; The Tudors, Showtime.
Actress, Drama: Patricia Arquette, Medium ; Glenn Close, Damages ; Minnie Driver, The Riches ; Edie Falco, The Sopranos ; Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters ; Holly Hunter, Saving Grace ; Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer.
Actor, Drama: Michael C. Hall, Dexter ; Jon Hamm, Mad Men ; Hugh Laurie, House ; Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors ; Bill Paxton, Big Love.
Series, Musical or Comedy: 30 Rock, NBC; Californication, Showtime; Entourage, HBO; Extras, HBO; Pushing Daisies, ABC.
Actress, Musical or Comedy: Christina Applegate, Samantha Who? ; America Ferrera, Ugly Betty ; Tina Fey, 30 Rock ; Anna Friel, Pushing Daisies ; Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds.
Actor, Musical or Comedy: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock ; Steve Carell, The Office ; David Duchovny, Californication ; Ricky Gervais, Extras ; Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies.
Miniseries or Movie: Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, HBO; The Company, TNT; Five Days, HBO; Longford, HBO; The State Within, BBC America.
Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Bryce Dallas Howard, As You Like It ; Debra Messing, The Starter Wife ; Queen Latifah, Life Support ; Sissy Spacek, Pictures of Hollis Woods ; Ruth Wilson, Jane Eyre (Masterpiece Theatre).
Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Adam Beach, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee ; Ernest Borgnine, A Grandpa for Christmas ; Jim Broadbent, Longford ; Jason Isaacs, The State Within ; James Nesbitt, Jekyll.
Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Rose Byrne, Damages ; Rachel Griffiths, Brothers & Sisters ; Katherine Heigl, Grey’s Anatomy ; Samantha Morton, Longford ; Anna Paquin, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee ; Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl.
Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Ted Danson, Damages ; Kevin Dillon, Entourage ; Jeremy Piven, Entourage ; Andy Serkis, Longford ; William Shatner, Boston Legal ; Donald Sutherland, Dirty Sexy Money.
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