Keeley Hazell nude folks. Her tits are as ubiquitous as sunshine and oxygen. And I never get tired of of any of them. Page 3 has tits every day right in the middle of the daily news. Newsweek has more boring news inthe middle. Winner: boobies!
September 10, 2008 at 10:56 pm | main | No comment
Только бы выжил товарищ раненый…
Hello, my comrades. Please to bring vodka? DA! Come. We celebrate great Russian nude beauty Olga Akhunova. She is werry famous Russian glamour model. Nyet? You have not heard of her? She is new great Russian hope for world domination through infiltration of western society. You Americans and your masturbating. Too easy, comrades!
Давай за жизнь, давай брат до конца!
August 27, 2008 at 10:30 pm | main | No comment
What’s better than one hot naked British babe? Well, two hot naked British babes, of course. This is Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh breaking down the barriers of society and proving that love knows no bounds or gender and that is A-OK for two super hot chicks to get naked and rub their boobies together just like God intended. Amen, brother. Go lesbians!
August 13, 2008 at 8:59 pm | main | No comment
Alena Seredova is nude, Czech and has perfect, perfect eastern bloc breasts. During the cold war I spent sometime in Czechoslovakia for some hush-hush embassy infiltrations and pink gins. I can’t really talk about it. I can talk about Alena Seredova’s amazing rack though. But why ruin the moment with words?
July 30, 2008 at 11:06 pm | main | No comment
This is Vikki Blows. She’s a British “glamour” model. Which means she shows her tits in magazines. You know what’s amazing about British girls? They like to show their tits in magazines. Besides having the most awesome name ever, Vikki Blows is a different kind of Page 3 girl. She’s got smaller boobs and is more petite, but she’s got ink and piercings and I think I’m a little afraid of her right now. I’ll only open one eye when I masturbate. Blow, Vikki. Blow.
July 18, 2008 at 9:52 pm | main | No comment
Merry Christmas in July! I don’t know who came up with that concept but I bet that person was probably addicted to internet porn. Speaking of. This chick’s name is Allie and at first glance, I thought she was this chick Nikki that I went to high school with in Myrtle Beach. Upon further investigation it turns out she’s not a naughty amateur with a camera happy boyfriend. She’s a fucking pro. This chick is literally down for anything. You can see more of her here. And by more, I mean you’d better bring towel and an appetite.
July 15, 2008 at 5:38 am | main | No comment
Anne Hathaway topless folks. And seconds from giving this wigga a blowjob. Yeah these are old, but now that Anne is buzzworthy again what with Get Smart coming out and her boyfriend getting arrested by the feds, I figured a little nude retrospective of Anne Hathaway’s perfect tits was in order. To wit:
July 15, 2008 at 1:21 am | main | No comment
Hayden Panettiere at the Glamour “Woman Of The Year Awards” in London (6/3)
+ Alicia Keys has some fat legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Guess who wants another baby? [Lossip]
+ Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures are Nuts (NSFW) [Egotastic!]
+ John Mayer has a dope car [Pink Is The New Blog]
+ Brad Pitt and George Costanza have a lot in common [Deceiver]
+ What a shock, Andy Dick gets booted from a party for being too drunk [Double Viking]
+ Kanye scored himself some Victoria’s Secret ass [ICYDK]
+ Lily Allen to play lesbian vampire [F-Listed]
+ The most fucked up pic you’ll see all year (SFW) [Part Mule]
[Getty]
June 4, 2008 at 7:00 am | main | No comment
Minka Kelly at the FIFI Awards in New York (5/20)
+ I got screwed again [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Lindsay Lohan mistaken for Courtney Love . . . ouch [Dlisted]
+ A generous helping of Jessica Simpson cleavage — with Bonus nip slip! [College Humor]
+ Who loves short shorts? Jessica Simpson loves short shorts. [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sharon Stone Flashes Her Basic Instinct [Egotastic!]
+ Keeley Hazell isn’t naked. What a shame! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Salma Hayek dons her finest MILF suit for the Cannes Film Festival [Bastardly]
+ The closest thing to nude pictures Jessica Alba has ever done [CityRag]
+ Woman claims “Sex & the City� turned her into a 14-year-old slut [Cele|bitchy]
+ R. Kelly’s defense straegy based on a mole [A Socialite’s Life]
+ That name again is Mr. Plow . . . [Pajiba]
+ Martha Stewart makes penises tremble [The Blemish]
+ Kiefer Sutherland is single, pantsless [Derek Hail]
[WENN]
May 22, 2008 at 9:00 pm | main | No comment
Elisha Cuthbert leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood (4/29)
+ Mary Kate Olsen wears a see through shirt (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Keeley Hazell Topless is Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Miley Cyrus resurfaces [Just Jared]
+ Jessica Alba is just about ready to pop [Lossip]
+ Nice new pic of Halle Berry’s HUGE rack [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
+ Jason Biggs gets married [ICYDK]
+ Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released [Attuworld]
+ Katie Holmes shipped off to Scientology boot camp [Cele|bitchy]
+ Even in black and white, Bar Refaeli is gorgeous [Horny Oyster]
[WENN]
May 1, 2008 at 7:00 am | main | No comment
Jeremey Piven and “friend” at Malibu Beach (4/27)
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt doing her hubby up the butt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keeley Hazell “Sings” in “Voyeur” Music Video [Egotastic!]
+ James Bond’s girlfriend has a pretty nice tramp stamp [Just Jared]
+ Expect Britney to be rocking these by Summer [Lossip]
+ Lisa Marie Scott is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Miranda Kerr has a nice backside [Derek Hail]
+ Greatest SFW porn scene EVER [Horny Oyster]
+ Erica Campbell in all her glory (NSFW) [Attuworld]
+ Ashton Kutcher needs toilet training [ICYDK]
April 29, 2008 at 7:00 am | main | No comment
Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber leaving a friend’s home in L.A. (4/24)
+ Two words I don’t want to see together: “Pink” and “Hard Nipples” [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keeley Hazell “Topless” Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow starring in Gladiator II [Just Jared]
+ Mariah Carey squeezed into a short pink dress [F-Listed]
+ Amy Winehouse is worth $20 million!?! [The Blemish]
+ Emmanuelle Chriqui is a piece of ass [Popoholic]
+ Max Payne is coming to the big screen [Attuworld]
+ Empire State Building to be lit up in pastels in honor of Mariah Carey [Cele|bitchy]
+ Tricia Helfer does FHM UK [Horny Oyster]
+ Matt Damon is selling all his baby’s crap [ICYDK]
April 26, 2008 at 7:30 am | main | No comment
April 15, 2008 at 2:55 am | main | No comment
Keeley Hazell
English model Keeley Hazell
CLICK HERE for 24 more pics of Keeley Hazell on PAGE 2
April 1, 2008 at 2:00 pm | main | No comment
Porn legend Ron Jeremy leaving Greenblats restaurant in West Hollywood (3/25)
+ Demi Moore uses leeches to stay young — no, not Ashton [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Amy Winehouse rehabbing it yet again? [Dlisted]
+ Two Girls Making Out: Spears Family Edition! [College Humor]
+ Uhhhh, Megan, we know what your face looks like [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Kelly Brook looking stacked in Zoo [Hollywood Tuna]
+ What celebs would look like bald — Tyra Banks is especially F-U-G [Bastardly]
+ The hottest women in sports [CityRag]
+ Kelly Osbourne takes a shot at the Spice Girls [Cele|bitchy]
+ Tina Fey wants Britney on 30 Rock [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Ashton Kutcher’s new show actually doesn’t suck [Pajiba]
+ Britney Spears is slooooooooooooowly regaining her driving privileges [The Blemish]
+ Kimora Lee Simmons looking as pompous as ever [Derek Hail]
March 27, 2008 at 9:00 pm | main | No comment
Kourtney Kardashian leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night
+ I would do very naughty things to Sophie Vergara [Maxim]
+ Sophie Monk has an “outty” vagina (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I think Mario Lopez works out [Lossip]
+ Keeley Hazell Topless Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Krystal Forscutt spilled oil all over herself [Horny Oyster]
+ Luisana Lopilato striptease — bonus points for schoolgirl outfit [Double Viking]
+ Jamie Lee Curtis nude on the cover of AARP magazine . . . wait, what? [ICYDK]
+ Kelly Brook is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Top ten things Billy Packer and Yoda have in common [Part Mule]
March 26, 2008 at 7:00 am | main | No comment
Victoria Beckham and her son Romeo shopping at Barney of New York in Beverly Hills (3/15)
+ Me too, me too [Bastardly]
+ Ha Ha, J.Lo is still a fatty [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Ashton Kutcher with a sock stuffed down his undies [Dlisted]
+ Tara Reid does spring break in Cancun [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Natalie Portman: Hot Blonde [Egotastic!]
+ Holy hell Miranda Kerr is hot [Just Jared]
+ Keeley Hazell Makes Voting A Lot Sexier [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Amanda Bynes gets a Dirty Sanchez [College Humor]
+ Nicole Richie calls Paris Hilton a “nightmare” [Cele|bitchy]
+ Michael Stipe from R.E.M. comes out of the closet [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Disappointing celebrity offspring [CityRag]
+ Uncle Jesse’s girl from Full House has a nice ass [Derek Hail]
+ I don’t think there’s a doubt that Will Smith is a Scientologist [The Blemish]
March 18, 2008 at 9:00 pm | main | No comment
So I guess this is the nude shoot that got Christopher Knight crying like a puppy with two peckers. Apparently, he got his corn cob in a knot because she had these erotic photos made for his birthday. This is how you know Christopher Knight was molested on the Brady Bunch. Only an emotionally scarred diddle victim would be pissed that his model wife made lesbian art with another naked chick.
Speaking of girl-on-girl, the sexy sounding Kamara Kole form the Cote d’ Ivoire sent me an email today and I have a pretty good feeling about this. She’s ethnic and from a war torn country, so as soon as she deposits those warlord millions in my account I’m going to see if she’ll go London Bridge with me and my girlfriend.
February 8, 2008 at 9:39 pm | main | No comment
So I guess this is the nude shoot that got Christopher Knight crying like a puppy with two peckers. Apparently, he got his corn cob in a knot because she had these erotic photos made for his birthday. This is how you know Christopher Knight was molested on the Brady Bunch. Only an emotionally scarred diddle victim would be pissed that his model wife made lesbian art with another naked chick.
Speaking of girl-on-girl, the sexy sounding Kamara Kole form the Cote d’ Ivoire sent me an email today and I have a pretty good feeling about this. She’s ethnic and from a war torn country, so as soon as she deposits those warlord millions in my account I’m going to see if she’ll go London Bridge with me and my girlfriend.
February 8, 2008 at 9:39 pm | main | No comment
Keeley Hazell in London (2/7)
I’m not gonna even pretend to know what the hell’s going on in this picture. I know Keeley’s promoting some sort of body spray. Those statues . . . they’re freaking me out a little. Are they supposed to be scary? Made of chocolate? Racist? I thought blackface went out of style in the 30s. Is it cool again? I just don’t know. My penis is so confused it can’t even masturbate twice.
February 8, 2008 at 6:00 am | main | No comment
Keeley Hazell
English model Keeley Hazell
CLICK HERE for 24 more pics of Keeley Hazell on PAGE 2
January 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm | main | No comment
Paris Hilton at Goa nightclub in Hollywood (1/10)
+ I don’t know who Ali Bastian is but she wore a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rachel Bilson Nude Scenes Ain’t Gonna Happen [Egotastic!]
+ Nicole Richie is in labor right now [Just Jared]
+ I’m in love with this woman [F-Listed]
+ Words of wisdom from Al Bundy [Attuworld]
+ Drew Carey is good people [Cele|bitchy]
+ Paris Hilton to be honored by Harvard University humor magazine [ICYDK]
+ I want one of these [Horny Oyster]
+ Jessica Biel goes blonde [The Blemish]
January 12, 2008 at 8:30 am | main | No comment
Amanda Bynes visiting a nail salon in L.A. (11/29)
+ Vanessa Hudgens is slowly showing more skin again [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keeley Hazell Topless. Just. Wow. [Egotastic!]
+ The funny thing is I could totally see him doing this [Just Jared]
+ Tila Tequila is not bisexual after all [F-Listed]
+ This bitch is a supermodel? Really? [Attuworld]
+ Reese Witherspoon is the highest paid actress in Hollywood?!? [Cele|bitchy]
+ Gabrielle Richens is the hottest chick you’ve never heard of [Horny Oyster]
+ Turns out Eliza Dushku is not into group sex [The Blemish]
December 1, 2007 at 9:00 am | main | No comment
Every year we stop to give thanks for all our blessings and we have huge feasts with food and wine and spirits and every one is merry.. like the squirrels. I think the meaning of Thanksgiving has been lost in cacophony of commercialism and greed that we Americans have worked so hard to establish.
Thanksgiving isn’t about being thankful for what you have, it’s about being thankful for religious persecution by the British. If not for the religious intolerance of the Church of England (which is ironic, considering the Anglican church was founded on the very premise that the Catholic church doctrine was too rigid…BUT I DIGRESS) then the pilgrims wouldn’t have come to the new world and set up shop on the east coast and settled the first cities that would become America. Sure, they fled religious intolerance only to come here and slaughter thousands of indigenous people whose only crimes were poor shaving habits and not believing in the Lord JC, but that’s neither her nor there. The point is Keeley Hazell has huge tits. And she’s British, so in a way she invented Thanksgiving. True fact.
A whole gaggle of nude Keeley Hazel Pics are after the jump.
Links for the thankful.
November 20, 2007 at 10:52 pm | main | No comment
Lindsay Lohan Out Of Rehab And Chunky - Ninja DudeÂ
Buy Carmen Electra’s Dress - City Rag
Rosario Dawson Bust Magazine Pictures - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)
I Think We All Know By Now Britney Spears Is Not A Good Mom - Girls Talkin Smack
Hillary Duff Is Still Wet Today - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)Â
Malibu Wants Britney Spears To Move - The BlemishÂ
“Rock of Love” Reunion Show - Bumpshack
Lilly Allen Before And After Hypno Weight Loss - Gabby BabbleÂ
Jamie Lynn Spears Saves Her Sister - Derek HailÂ
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Always A Good Thing - Jordan Is Your HomeboyÂ
The 100,878 Britney Spears Upskirt - Celebrity SmackÂ
Keeley Hazell 2008 Naked Calendar - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)Â
October 8, 2007 at 8:36 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Bauer-Griffin
+ Michelle Trachtenberg looks like a damn whore [Drunken Stepfather]
+ A Bastardly tribute to God’s gift to men: The Miniskirt [Bastardly]
+ Keeley Hazell is Topless Again in Zoo Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Apparently Madonna lacks mirrors [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Tyra Banks sets a Guinness world record for largest forehead [Dlisted]
+ Hey look Vanessa Hudgens managed to keep her clothes on [College Humor]
+ J Lo’s ex owes her half a mill [Lossip]
+ Brad Pitt claims he’s still friends with Jennifer Aniston lol [Yeeeah!]
+ . . . how ’bout because she’s a bitch. [ICYDK]
+ Keira Knightley’s nipple is taunting us [CityRag]
+ J Lo’s new music video is ridiculous [popbytes]
+ The View is adding yet another host [The Evil Beet]
+ Chloe Sevigny thinks she’s fashionable but she’s just FUG [Celebrity Warship]
Impatient Kitty: He’s actually half-goat.
Face Flip: So close, yet so far.
September 7, 2007 at 5:30 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
I’m pretty hungry most of the time, so I write about about food a lot. I’m also a horn dog so I write about boobies a lot too. Although I love them both, I’m not one of those dudes who likes to combine two awesome things because I think there will be a synergy between them and make the awesomeness even more awesomer. Those people are called pervs. I like food and I like sex, but never the twain shall meet. And don’t try to convince me otherwise, you Jeffrey Dahmer motherfucker.
Speaking of fucked up events it looks like Lindsay Lohan’s mother really fucked up the red carpet interviews for the premier of Georgia Rule (coming to a Blockbuster near you in 3 weeks). Apparently Jane Fonda was pissed and called Dina Lohan an overbearing whore and stabbed her in the neck with a pencil. That could’ve been a dream because I’m on Atkins and I think my ketones are all fucked up. I know that picture is old up there but I wanted to remind the world that I have Photoshop. Call me, eLance!
Links.
May 10, 2007 at 10:46 am | Uncategorized | No comment
British beauty Keeley Hazell in the April edition of Zoo magazine
More Keeley Pics after the jump…
May 3, 2007 at 3:00 am | Uncategorized | No comment
Sexy Brit Keeley Hazell continues on her quest to take over the world by going topless (like this is a foreign concept to her) in the new FHM magazine. Keeley is starting to become a world wide sex symbol as more and more Americans become accustomed to her curves. Click here to view the NSFW FHM Keeley photo spread. Being sexy doesn’t mean you always say the right things though:
“I could be kind of a Pope figure, and tell my followers what to do.”
I am not one to speculate but I would have to guess that Keeley is not Catholic.
View more posts on Ms. Hazell.
April 2, 2007 at 6:57 pm | Uncategorized | No comment
Nicole Richie’s New Ring Is Teensy and She Needs A Mani - Derek Hail
Charlotte Church Is Knocked Up. Does No One Get Married First Anymore? - Celebrity Smack
Tara Reid Cleans Up Real Nice - City Rag
How Many Costume Changes Can Christina Aguilera Do In One Show? - Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Grant’s Stalker Is Totally Committed To Her Craft…Has Her Own Handcuffs - Horny Oyster
Hot Guy From Sex and the City Jason Lewis Dating Buffy’s Little Sister Michelle Trachtenburg - Into Gossip
It’s Stalker Day…Jeff Goldblum Has One Too - Glitterati
Keeley Hazell Is Always Topless…Yawn - The Feeding Tube
Rosie O’Donnell-kong Attacks Sweet Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Hollyscoop
Simon Cowell Talks About Antonella Barba - Girls Talkin Smack
America’s Next Top Nude Model…Jael Ain’t Shy - Ninja Dude
Bobby Brown Bails On The Radio Station That Got Him Out Of Jail - The Blemish
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March 3, 2007 at 1:19 am | Uncategorized | No comment
