Guess Who? Rehabbed Queen EditionMay 6

Click to Discover if She’s Sober

May 6, 2008 at 3:20 am | main | No comment

Jude Law Going BaldApril 17

Jude Law has stopped wearing hats to hide his receding hairline. Gone is the full head of hair the star once had, replaced by a reverse mullet.

Law is said to be so concerned that he has consulted a Harley Street expert, in a bid to save his locks. even ex-wife Sadie Frost has offered support, advising him to seek advice from experts in Chinese medicine, homoeopathy and acupuncture.

I wouldn’t worry too much mate, it Bruce Willis and Sean Connery, to name just two have done pretty well without hair.

April 17, 2008 at 11:10 am | main | No comment

Katie Rees Hit Police During Arrest Attempt, Investigators SayFebruary 7

Metro Las Vegas police have arrested former Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees in connection with assaulting an officer.

Rees was stopped shortly before 3 a.m. Wednesday for a traffic violation. During the stop, police discovered she was driving on a suspended license. When they attempted to arrest her, officers said Rees began to elbow and kick at the police.

She is being held in the Clark County Detention Center in connection with speeding, driving on a suspended license, driving an uninsured vehicle and resisting a police officer. Officials have not said if she will face assault charges in connection with attacking the police officers.

Rees was stripped of her crown at the end of 2006 after pageant officials discovered some provocative photos. Rees said she did not remember taking the pictures. She claims she was treated unfairly by Miss USA officials including Donald Trump, who gave Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance after she was caught drinking in New York bars when she was still underage.

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February 7, 2008 at 8:11 pm | main | No comment

Megan Fox’s Big BootyJanuary 11

 

When Transformers star Megan Fox stepped out at the premiere of Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, she unveiled a little (or should I say ‘rather large) secret…

Her enormous booty!!

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January 11, 2008 at 8:09 am | main | No comment

Tara Conner On Sex, Drugs, And Miss USADecember 29

Dlisted: Tara Conner is writing a tell-all biography about her mistakes and learning to deal. Since when does whoring out on coke need a book? And she made out with Miss Teen USA which is pretty much the hottest thing on earth.

Blemish: Nicolette Sheridan’s boobs.

Yeeeah: Sienna Miller’s off the market

SeriouslyOMG: Jessica Simpson is going to be the next blond country star. Not! And she has some clothes.

Gabby: Miley Cyrus is single… somebody get her pregnant!

CelebWarship: TaTu mommy.

POTP: Spencer Pratt really thinks he’s running for office one day.

Wendy: Guess which famous latina sisters make out?

December 29, 2007 at 2:05 pm | main | No comment

Owen Wilson attempts suicideAugust 27

Actor Owen Wilson reportedly attempted suicide Sunday afternoon and was rushed to a hospital near his California home.

“A person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated,” the release stated. “Due to HIPAA medical privacy laws, no further information is being released.”

But Star magazine and the National Enquirer jointly reported last night that Wilson, the star of popular comedies including “Wedding Crashers” and “You, Me and Dupree” had slit his left wrist and taken unidentified pills in an attempt to kill himself. (source)

This is why actors suck. Besides the fact that can’t get anything right, they always feel like they get say things like ‘I have problems too’, or ‘what about my feelings?’. Well, you don’t get to say that asshole. You get paid to act and you get everything you want and bang every hot girl that comes along. Now STFU and dance for your supper, monkey. Tara Conner because even though she is a quitter, she never gave up.

Film, MIss USA, Owen Wilson, Tara Conner

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Trump’s Bid To Save Skanky Trio’s CareersAugust 21

Donald Trump has come up with a plan to save the dying careers of three of Hollywood’s skankiest, f***ed up young divas… stick them all on an upcoming series of reality show, Celebrity Apprentice!

The Trump Page Six that he’s currently in talks with Britney’s people about the show, and plans on discussing the idea with Lindsay Lohan’s crew later in the week. Jailbird Paris Hilton has apparently already expressed an interest in starring in Trump’s show.
“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Donald said. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”

While Trump says he didn’t get in touch with Paris personally, the hotel heiress, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but [we] don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

As for LiLo… “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them,” he said.

I’m not sure if being on Trump’s show will “save their careers” (not that Hilton’s really needs saving, anyway, as she seems to be doing fine on her own), but The Don does seem to like helping out young girls who are scraping the bottle of the barrel… remember tarnished Miss USA Tara Conners last year, and his “words of wisdom?”

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August 21, 2007 at 3:17 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

New Naughty Miss New Jersey Photos SurfaceJuly 9

Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo received another packet of blackmail photos of her over the weekend. The blackmailer threatened to release the original and additional photos unless she resigns her crown.

Supposedly the photos show Polumbo in some compromising positions and were at one point on her Facebook page. Polumbo and her rep’s insist there is nothing wrong or immoral about the photos.

As I said on Friday, all she has to do is release the photos and put the scandal to bed if they are truly not that bad.

If the photos aren’t that bad then Polumbo should just release them. That way it’s a non-story and the blackmailer has no leverage then. However, I think she is enjoying the fame and having her name in the news (imagine that with a pageant girl) that has come with this story.

The photos are bad and damaging or we would have seen them by now. It is also quite possible that Polumbo has created the story herself to gain nationwide attention. Who was Amy Polumbo before this story broke?

She is meeting with Miss America officials to decide what to do.

Polumbo was crowned Miss Seashore Line on the local level that allowed her to compete in the Miss New Jersey pageant. Her platform ironically enough is internet safety.

Other pageant scandals in the past year have included Tara Conner’s Coke Problem, Tara Conner Admits Being Alcoholic, and Katie Rees Loses Her Clothes and Crown.

July 9, 2007 at 5:36 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Miss New Jersey Blackmailed By Racy PhotosJuly 7

Another pageant beauty scandal is growing. This time it involves Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo and sexy photos she had on her Facebook page in the past. The captions on the photos are troubling Polumbo the most according to her attorney.

Miss New Jersey, 22-year-old Amy Polumbo, announced Thursday that someone was trying to blackmail her with old photographs and a demand that she give up her crown by Friday. Her refusal to give in and speculation about the photos made her a star of the moment - at least in the world of tabloid newspapers and Internet gossip blogs.

But by Friday Polumbo’s lawyer, Anthony Caruso, said it was actually captions on the photographs that troubled the beauty queen, not racy images.

Caruso won’t say what the photos show, except to say it’s nothing especially revealing - certainly nothing more revealing than the bikini Polumbo wore during the Miss New Jersey competition. He also declined to reveal what the captions said.

Meanwhile, the Wagner College student didn’t step down. And the photos - and captions - that caused all the commotion didn’t appear to have been made public.

If the photos aren’t that bad then Polumbo should just release them. That way it’s a non-story and the blackmailer has no leverage then. However, I think she is enjoying the fame and having her name in the news (imagine that with a pageant girl) that has come with this story.

Other pageant scandals in the past year have included Tara Conner’s Coke Problem, Tara Conner Admits Being Alcoholic, and Katie Rees Loses Her Clothes and Crown,

July 7, 2007 at 9:50 am | Uncategorized | No comment

Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees Hospitalized for PartyingMay 9

Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada who was tossed out when scandalous photos of her flashing her rack and kissing another girl at a bar appeared on the web earlier this year, is in the news again for partying - this time a little too hardy.

[Katie] was recently rushed to Las Vegas’ Spring Valley Hospital when friends feared she may have overdosed on drugs. Emergency room doctors ruled out an overdose but discovered she’s had far too much to drink. “She’d been out partying with a bunch of pals at a nightclub and was really wasted, totally out of it,� said an insider.  (source)

This reminds me of a story that I told a girl I was dating one time. She was a prisspot high maintenance bitch and she always wondered why her younger sister got more attention from guys when it was quite obvious to her that she  (my bitch GF) was the prettier one and not her sister.

I said,

“Putting aside the narcissistic vitriol and murderous envy you have for your sister (and that’s fucked up BTW),  it’s like this: You think you’re a princess and you dress and act like a high maintenance bitch whose ass is so tight you couldn’t shit a BB pellet. Your sister is tan, has a hot rack and is not afraid to show it off. Also, she’s a slut. Guys love sluts. We do. It’s biological. Easy kill wins every time. Would I rather spend all night buying a chick $15 apple-tinis (with a splash of grenadine and two limes, please) while she tells me about her $400 purses and all the doctors that want to date her, just to go home with blue balls, or bang the red head chick with  the big titties who drives a fork lift and has a tattoo of a dragon on her ass?”

QED. Katie Rees is my fucking hero.

May 9, 2007 at 4:23 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Brittany Murphy Marriage Shocker!May 8

The biggest celebrity shock at this year’s Kentucky Derby was the surprise marriage of actress Brittany Murphy to her boyfriend of just a few months, screenwriter Simon Monjack.

The newlyweds showed up in Louisville after a quick trip to Las Vegas and proceeded to party with their wedding rings on at the Playboy bash Friday night. A friend told Page Six that they had wed in secret. A rep for Murphy - whose credits include “8 Mile” and “Clueless” and who has been engaged more than once before - didn’t return calls.

Also at the Playboy party was actress Rebecca Budig and her husband, former “Bachelor” Bob Guiney, as well as Tom Brady, Bobby Flay - walking around with a woman who was not his wife, Stephanie March - and Julius “Dr. J.” Erving.

Downtown at the Stereo party, Kevin Federline was not amused when organizers brought him to a table in the VIP area he deemed was too small and said, “Yo, I need a bigger table - I got six bitches with me.”

After DJ AM finished his set, Federline hi-jacked the microphone from Kid Rock. K-Fed gave “shout-outs” to hot girls in the crowd and screamed, “I got four kids already - which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?”

There were no takers, and a spy said Kid started to “tool” on Federline, making fun of him.

While Kid Rock was verbally jousting with Federline, his girlfriend, May Anderson, was giving her own performance. The Danish beauty lay on the floor of the club, pulled her skirt up and allowed her friends to take photos of her undergarments. “At least she was wearing them,” one spy mused.

Across the room, Scott Speedman was unsuccessfully hitting on every blonde at the party, including the sober former Miss USA, Tara Conner, while Star Jones and Al Reynolds ground hips nearby.

Meanwhile, Jimmy Fallon, who was with his girlfriend, producer Nancy Juvonen, all weekend, never made it to the Stuff magazine party Friday night because, a friend said, “His driver invited him to a fraternity party. He played beer pong until 5 a.m. with the Sigma Chi frat boys [from the University of Louisville] and flirted with sorority girls.”

(source)

May 8, 2007 at 7:02 am | Uncategorized | No comment

133rd Kentucky Derby - Stuff VIP Issue Party Hosted by Taryn ManningMay 5

Taryn Manning and Kevin Federline

Brittany Murphy (Evita Eyebrows)

Joey Fatone and Kym Johnson

Taryn Manning and Melissa Joan Hart

Tara Conner

May 5, 2007 at 9:19 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

WrestleMania 23 - This is just CRAZY!April 2

Donald Trump and Tara Conner former Miss USA enter the stadium prior to the start of the main event of the night, Hair vs. Hair at WrestleMania23

 Donald Trump celebrates his victory over Vince McMahon

 Vince McMahon gets his head shaved by Stone Cold Steve Austin

 

April 2, 2007 at 8:45 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith Crowned New Miss USAMarch 25

Tara Conner’s reign as Miss USA came to an end on Friday night as Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith was crowned Miss USA 2007.

Ms. Smith received a full tuition scholarship to Belmont University and graduated with a degree in Journalism. The 21-year-old Clarksville native is highly involved in community volunteering for numerous organizations and has traveled to South Africa to assist young women from less advantaged backgrounds.

The judging panel for the 2007 Miss USAÆ Pageant included: Vince Young; NFL Quarter-back for the Tennessee Titans; Bravo’s “Blowout” star, Jonathan Antin; Los Angeles Lakers owner, real estate tycoon Dr. Jerry Buss; E! News Co-Host Giuliana De Pandi; MTV’s “Total Request Live” VJ and “Entertainment Tonight” Correspondent Vanessa Minnillo; President and Creative Director, Baby Phat Kimora Lee Simmons; Jerry Springer host of NBC’s hit show “America’s Got Talent” and Corinne Nicolas, President of Trump Model Management headlined the celebrity-judging panel.

Perhaps having Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young as a judge gave Smith the advantage to win. However, she seemed to shine and win this beauty pageant on her own. She attends Belmont University which is a Christian college in Nashville. Now with crown in hand will we see if Smith joins Tara Conner’s pageant party sorority.

The Top 10 Contestants:

1. Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith
2. Miss California Meagan Yvonne Tandy
3. Miss Kansas Cara Renee Gorges
4. Miss Nevada Helen Salas
5. Miss Rhode Island Danielle Lacourse
6. Miss Utah Heather Nicole Anderson
7. Miss Texas Magen Leigh Ellis
8. Miss Missouri Amber Marie Seyer
9. Miss Hawaii Chanel Wise
10. Miss Virginia Lauren Elizabeth Barnette

March 25, 2007 at 7:16 am | Uncategorized | No comment

BumpCrack Links 65March 20

• Nicole Richie new makeover is healthier than an oat bran muffin- Allie is Wired
• Uma Thurman dumps her leprechaun- Backseat Cuddler
• A look at the new Bachelor Andy Baldwin- Celeb Gossip Junkies
• Janice Dickinson got more drama than yo momma- Celebrity Smack!
• Arnold Schwarzenegger wears his watch from the future- Celebslam
• Keanu Reeves ran over some paparazzi dudes last night- Dlisted
• Pageant queen Tara Conner is out and on the loose again- Fatback and Collards
• Eva Longoria got less butt than an anorexia giraffe- Gone Hollywood
• Britney Spears gets  her rehab grind on- Monica Monroe
• Larry Birkhead about to be announced as Anna Nicole’s baby daddy- Ninja Dude
• Very naughty and dirty Lucy Clarkson- Pink Meat Company
• Justin Timberlake lets loose with the Details- Popbytes
• Paris Hilton goes woman-on-woman with Jenna Jameson- Rad Report
• Reese Witherspoon does Harper Bazaar magazine- Yeeeah!

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Tara Conner out of rehab, on the loose!March 20

Tara Conner is hitting the publicity circuit, now that she’s out of rehab and soon to be replaced after the new 2007 Miss America is chosen this month. She recently sat down with Myrtle Beach native, Nancy O’Dell for an interview for Access Hollywood. Let’s listen in shall we?

“I feel one million times better,” she added.

Conner, who entered a Pennsylvania rehab facility on December 21, 2006, said she has just passed her 90 days of sobriety (94 days as of March 15, 2007) and said that she is sensing things that she never felt before.

“Yeah, I was completely numb. When I got my 90 day chip or coin I cried…I will cry when I am happy or I will get so excited…” Conner added that her next sobriety milestone she is aiming for is her “one year” and said that “is going to be great, God-willing, I will make it there.” (source)

I know this probably inappropriate, but that sounds sad and dirty and it kinda turns me on. Everyone knows that chicks in rehab are easy… because they’re quitters. The reason I pointed out that Nancy O’Dell is from Myrtle Beach is to make a point about being a southern girl and making sure you keep your ass between the ditches. Nancy O’Dell rose through the ranks as a journalist on several respected southeastern news stations to become a poised, attractive television personality. Sure, she had her whore phase, (who doesn’t) but she had the decency to do that shit behind closed doors.

Tara Conner, on the other hand typifies the naiveté of the rebel choir girl gone bad who hits the big city only to find out that the world is a lot bigger and a lot more soul crushing than she could have imagined. Back home she was daddy’s little princess and the hot thang who landed the guy with the biggest lift kit on his 4X4 - to the envy of all the other country girls. But to big city(i.e the world outside), she was just another 20 year old with an appetite for destruction that all too easily accommodated. My point? It’s better to burn out than fade away, bitches! I threw in one pic of Katie Rees just because I love you like that. Really.

UPDATE: Looks like I ruffled a few sexy tail feathers. Check out the comments.

March 20, 2007 at 9:12 am | Uncategorized | No comment

BumpCrack Links 63March 17

• Brandon Davis owes big bucks to Atlantis casino- Allie is Wired
• Ashley Judd got whipped by an ugly stick- Backseat Cuddler
• Pamela Anderson walking the dog- Celebrity Smack!
• Britney Spears massive coke addiction- Celebslam
• Demi Moore’s kid hanging out with Paris Hilton- Gone Hollywood
• Pax Thien joins Jolie-Pitt Celebrity Orphanage- IDLYITW
• Heather Mills claims she still loves Paul McCartney- Monica Monroe
• Lindsay Lohan continues to be a drunk mess- Ninja Dude
• Fresh Pinkness: Ana Beatriz Barros- Pink Meat Company
• Salma Hayek and Jeanne Tripplehorn’s lesbian kiss- Right Celebrity
• Britney Spears to quit rehab early to party- The Bosh
• Tara Conner celebrates 90 sober days- Yeeeah!

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Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness TournamentMarch 12

The NCAA men’s basketball tournament starts this week. But here at the Bumpshack we are having our own tourney version called Hollywood March Madness. In our tournament we will will pit Hollywood stars head-to-head to see who is Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity. Sixteen Hollywood stars have been seeded. One half of the bracket is comprised of the women and the men fill out the bracket on the converse side. The #1 seeds are Britney Spears and Tom Cruise. The winners will be decided by your voting.

Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket

Today the #1 and #8 seeds will battle on each side of the bracket. That means you will be deciding the winners between Britney Spears and Madonna as well as between Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson.

The first round and first matchup of the tournament will be between troubled pop star Britney Spears and her kissing buddy Madonna. Britney’s troubles have been well documented during the past month. Madonna has always been on the lunatic ledge, pushing limits to the max. Today you never know what will escape Madge’s lips. Can Madonna, the 8th seed, upset Bald Britney?

 

Number eight seed Donald Trump will play host to number one seed Tom Cruise at Trump Towers. Alien Tom put forth his best acting job ever by marrying Katie Holmes last year. His couch jumping and alien worship helped him earn the male #1 seed. The Donald has a continuing nasty feud with Rosie O’Donnell. That seemed to start after he gave Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance. You will decide if Trump will upset Tommy Boy.

 

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Natalie Portman Not in Indy 4March 8

Despite the rumours that are still circulating the web, Star Wars babe Natalie Portman will not be in the newest installment in the Indiana Jones franchise.

George Lucas himself has confirmed that she won’t be starring in the film, answering: “No. Absolutely not,” to the question of whether or not Nat would play Indy’s daughter.

And with Sean Connery still not signed on to reprise his role as Indy’s father, the film is looking less and less likely to be a hit.

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Thursday BackwashMarch 2

Britney Spears Leaves Rehab For AA Meeting - Girls Talkin Smack

Pete Doherty Feeds Dope To Penquins - Ninja Dude

We Are All So Over Tara Conner - Derek Hail

Surpise! Anna Nicole Smith Will Have An Over The Top Funeral - The Blemish

Am I The Only One Who Didn’t Know Jeremy Piven Wears A Wig??? - City Rag

Cameron Diaz Gives Drew Barrymore $12K Watch She Bought For Justin - Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan On Her Way To A Stipping Class In The WORSE Jeans Ever - Drunken Stepfather

I Hate Brooke Burke and Stacy Keibler - Horny Oyster

Kate Beckinsale Forgets To Put On A Bra Before She Leaves The House - The Feeding Tube

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Engaged? - Glitterati 

Jenna Jameson Plastic Surgery Nightmare ..Looking Rough - CelebWorm

Victoria Beckham’s New Blonde Do - Into Gossip

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Indy 4 Begins Filming June 18February 28

The long-awaited sequel to the Indiana Jones franchise now has a “definite” start date, with filming scheduled to begin on the 18th of June this year.

Despite the fact that there’s only three months until filming begins, Harrison Ford is the only actor who’s been penned in to star. Both Natalie Portman and Sean Connery have been mentioned as joining the cast, but their has been no confirmation from either camp.

I guess we’ll all find out soon enough!

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Miss USA Tara Conner Goes Back to WorkFebruary 8

It was probably not the day at the beach that Miss USA Tara Conner had in mind. With winds whipping on a frigid February afternoon, the 21-year-old Conner was at Jones Beach on Tuesday, doing a photo shoot to promote Donald Trump’s $40 million planned catering facility, Trump on the Ocean.

“I’m good,” said Conner, modeling off-the-shoulder bridal dresses. “I’m cold, but I’m fine.”

Trump told Newsday in Wednesday’s editions that using Conner as “the face” of Trump on the Ocean will help revamp her image. She recently completed a stint in an alcohol and drug rehabilitation center after nearly lost her crown for hard-partying in New York nightclubs.

Trump, who owns the Miss USA pageant, said at a much-publicized press conference in December that Conner could keep her crown if she straightened up.

“We are trying to get Tara in the mainstream in a positive way,” he said.

Conner thanked Trump for giving her a second chance, but avoided commenting on the feud between the billionaire developer and “The View” co-host Rosie O’Donnell that developed over his decision to let her keep her title.

“I just want to finish my lunch,” Conner said.

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Attacked: Tara Conner And Katie Rees Slammed By Pageant QueensFebruary 2

Underage drinking, drug use and girl-on-girl photoshoots aren’t cool with Miss California Tamiko Nash and Miss USA 2005 Chelsea Cooley. Tamiko — who is first runner up for Miss USA — said Cocaine Conner needs to clean up her image and become a role model again. Although, Nash did say Trump was right by allowing Miss USA Tara Conner to go to rehab and maintain the crown. Miss USA 2005 lashed out at both Tara Conner and former Miss Nevada Katie Rees. Miss USA 2005 said Rees totally messed up by getting wasted and flashing her boobs at everyone. And on the issue of Miss USA in Playboy: ohh that girl betta’ not do it! Watch the video here: Miss California and Miss USA 2005.

Related:

Katie Rees does Playboy

Miss USA goes to rehab

Miss USA does cocaine

February 2, 2007 at 10:46 am | Uncategorized | No comment

Tara Conner admits using CokeFebruary 1

Reformed Miss USA Tara Conner admits to PEOPLE that she used cocaine and tried nearly anything and everything under the sun before checking herself into rehab two months ago.

“Cocaine was one of the drugs that I did use. It’s hard to look back at that,” she tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “I was an equal-opportunity [user] – I would try anything once.”

It was alcohol, she says, that had the biggest hold on her. Citing a family history of alcoholism, Conner says that for many years she was “a functioning alcoholic. If I got caught [drinking], I would stop – I was able to do that.”

Now the countdown until Katie Rees enters rehab begins.

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Miss Oklahoma wins Miss America pageantJanuary 31

Miss Oklahoma Lauren Nelson won the 2007 Miss America pageant on Monday night. She is the second straight Miss Oklahoma to win the prestigious title. Miss America is the Playboy to Miss USA’s Penthouse/Hustler image.

Nelson was crowned by last year’s winner, Jennifer Berry. Nelson, a blonde who told judges she wishes she was taller, sang “You’ll Be In My Heart” in the talent competition and plans to promote protecting children online during her yearlong reign as Miss America.

“I watched Miss America as a little girl since I was 2 years old, and never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that I would be one of those girls on that stage, and never did I think that I would be Miss America,” she said afterward.

She gets a $50,000 (euro38,700) scholarship with the crown and stands to make thousands more in appearance fees.

The last state to win back-to-back titles was Mississippi, when Mary Ann Mobley crowned Lynda Mead as Miss America in 1960.

Congrats to Lauren and hopefully she can stay out of trouble unlike Miss USA Tara Conner and Miss Nevada Katie Rees have been able to do.

The Top 4 Runner Ups

1. Miss Texas, Shilah Phillips
2. Miss Georgia, Amanda Kozak
3. Miss Mississippi, Taryn Foshee
4. Miss Alabama, Melinda Toole

It appears that it was a southern sweep at the Miss America pageant. Congrats to these GRITS and their affluent parents.

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Tara Conner is a QuitterJanuary 30

Miss America and former party girl Tara Conner is out of rehab and into spinning some PR. Matt Lauer of the Today Show will get the only scheduled live interview on Thursday and a taped interview for Dateline will air Thursday night. In a pre-interview statement picked up by E! news, Tara expounds on being a role model, finding inner peace and her stint in rehab.

“I would not change my past, because it gave me my future,” she told NBC News in preparation for her chat with Lauer. “I learned the tools to live a clean and sober life of recovery. From rehab, I gain sobriety.” (source)

Fuck that. She’s a 21 year old religiously oppressed southern girl with a great rack and an appetite for destruction. Of course she partied when she got to the big city. That’s what they do. Sending a horny 21 year old model to rehab for sex and drugs is like cutting off a unicorn’s horn and stabbing him in the eye with it. Then giving him an eye-patch to wear so he thinks that maybe, just maybe, you didn’t really mean to do it. Then you laugh at him in front of the other mythical beasts. And he just cries silent tears from his one good eye that hit the ground and turn into black rainbows of dispair as the magic leaves this world forever. Because he’s a pussy.

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Tara Conner admits being ‘Alcoholic’January 28

Disgraced Miss USA Tara Conner has sobered up and admits now to being an alcoholic. Conner sounds better for her time in rehab and the fresh start it has given her.

“My life has completely changed,” she said Friday. “I’m a completely different person out of rehab. Before I entered rehab I hardly knew who I was. I felt like I was floating and I just needed someone to pull me down.”

“I didn’t think I had any kind of issue going into rehab. I even said, ‘I’ll get some free therapy,’ or something like that – and that was so ridiculous,” says Conner. “But I’ve realized I do have an issue. I suffer from the disease of alcoholism and addiction. And if there’s anything that I want people to know it’s the severity of this disease and what it can do to people.”

Tara who has also admitted some drug use checked out on Sunday from her Pennsylvania rehab center.

More Pageant Girls Gone Wild

January 28, 2007 at 8:39 am | Uncategorized | No comment

Madonna Comes to the Defense of Rosie O’DonnellJanuary 12

Pop star Madonna has come to the defense of her pal Rosie O’Donnell regarding her ongoing war of words with real estate mogul Donald Trump.

Madonna was unaware of the feud while on a family holiday, but found out about the spat during a promotional tour for the animated film Arthur And The Invisibles in New York City.

She explained, “Basically, she is a standup comic. I think all standup comics talk about provocative things in their monologues before shows… I don’t know exactly the content of what she said, but I have a feeling if every standup comic was penalized for saying every politically incorrect thing.. they’d all be hung in the public square.”

The feud between O’Donnell and Trump began last month when The View co-host criticized Trump’s decision to reinstate troubled Miss USA Tara Conner after she was caught drinking while underage.

Madonna, who became friends with O’Donnell after they starred in the film A League Of Their Own, adds, “I think people are giving Rosie a hard time. I wish they’d stop. I don’t think it’s fair.”

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Walters Calls Trump ?Poor, Pathetic Man?January 11

Donald Trump has called Barbara Walters a liar and Rosie O’Donnell a loser. On Wednesday, they both fired back. “Well, he’s at it again,” said O’Donnell, referring to a letter written to her by Trump and reported Tuesday by the media. The letter said Walters had told him that working with O’Donnell on ABC’s “The View” is like “living in hell.”

“That poor, pathetic man,” said Walters, drawing whoops of approval from her TV audience.

O’Donnell high-fived Walters and co-hosts Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck. “You know, he just can’t - he just can’t let go, but we’re moving on,” Walters said.

The co-hosts didn’t mention him by name, referring to Trump as “he” and “that guy.”

“The man is obsessed with me, and I’m happy to say his show tanked,” said O’Donnell, in an apparent reference to the ratings of the latest edition of Trump’s NBC reality show, “The Apprentice,” which fell short of those from last spring’s season premiere.

An e-mail from The Associated Press seeking comment from Trump wasn’t immediately answered Wednesday. But TV show “The Insider” said a statement from Trump said, “They didn’t even have the courage to mention me by name. It was sad to see Barbara read her statement off a cue card.”

In his letter to O’Donnell, Trump said Walters had “lied to both of us.”

He said Walters had called him from her vacation trying to end the feud and supposedly told him “don’t worry, she won’t be here for long” and “Donald, never get in the mud with pigs.”

Walters said last week she hadn’t told Trump she didn’t want O’Donnell on the daytime talk show. “Nothing could be further from the truth,” she said.

The Rosie-Donald feud began last month after Trump announced that Miss USA Tara Conner would keep her title, which had been in jeopardy because of underage drinking. He owns the pageant.

O’Donnell said the twice-divorced real estate mogul had no right to be “the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America.”

January 11, 2007 at 9:54 pm | Uncategorized | No comment

Donald Trump Faxes Rosie O?Donnell a LetterJanuary 11

Well, it looks like Donald Trump can still get it up, on paper that is, without help.  After the throw down between The View’s Rosie O’Donnell & Barbara Walters Monday & the subsequent leaking of the event to the papers, good ole Trump has a few things to say.

In this letter faxed to Rosie from Donald’s office, Trump reveals to O’Donnell that Barb really isn’t on her side.  Take a look, it’s more than worth it!

I wonder, doesn’t Trump know that Rosie’s wife’s name is Kelli?  Oops.  I guess your career as a R & D genius are over, Donnie boy.

So, you tell me- What do you make of Donald Trump’s letter to Rosie O’Donnell?

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January 11, 2007 at 1:00 am | Uncategorized | No comment

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